Ash
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Wow you've scoured over all the classic gaming mascots looking for masterbation material.
What happened to these type of character designs anyway? Oh right, of course, it's exclusionary design. Everything is made to encompass all age groups these days, and colorful cartoony cute small animals is not appealing to most adults, especially adult male. And that is why this Sanic movie is set in the real world most likely and he looks like a stuffed toy as opposed to his original set of similar designs.
It works on the mediocre normalfags, looks at Falski getting hyped for this garbage.
falski said:
In...what way? Using reboot as an example: He's a blue talking hedgehog with superspeed boots. Robotnik was the kooky bad guy in a jumpsuit that makes machines. The similarities end there. Robotnik isn't even fat.
Where's the colorful weird and wonderful settings? Where's the animals trapped in robots? Powerups (invincibility, super speed boots)? Springs? Funky as fuck music? It's definitely not sonic without the music. FFS sonic has a bar fight with a bunch of hicks to rock n roll or country or whatever in the movie reboot. At least use it as an opportunity for him to send someone flying into the jukebox and some classic sonic track comes on, even if it's a normie-fied remix.
Sticks close to the source material he says, what in the world you smokin you northern monkey.
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