Community Statement from RPG Codex about Chris Avellone

[Naveen]

This is awful, but it's the truth. This statement should be posted on the RPGCodex Twitter account and any other relevant social media. The world needs to know.

 

[Verylittlefishes]

Maybe the real gay was inside us all along.

Inside, eh? Do you have something to tell us about your experiences with Avellone?

Maybe the real Codex was all the gays we made along the way...

 

[Jack Of Owls]

Tags: Chris Avellone; Hurt Feelings; Icewind Dale; Icewind Dale 2; Icewind Dale: Heart of Winter; Icewind Dale: Heart of Winter - Trials of the Luremaster; MCA; Men who make awkward passes at women and regret it when they get cancelled; The Love God

We here at the RPG Codex have known, and even strongly admired, Chris Avellone's work for many years. Perhaps one of the most well known RPG character writers in the gaming industry, Chris has worked on and has been involved with many RPGs that users on this site consider classics. Games such as Icewind Dale, Icewind Dale: Heart of Winter, and Icewind Dale II.

Not to mention Icewind Dale: Heart of Winter - Trials of the Luremaster, along with a handful of other, lesser known titles.

Like many, we have struggled to come to terms with the allegations made against Mr Avellone. It's tough to respond to a story made about someone you love when you are feeling hurt and betrayed. Emotions make it difficult to think clearly. But apparently, the truth is out.

Chris Avellone isn't gay.

We are just as shocked as everybody at learning this. For decades, in fact since this site was founded back in the heady days of 2002, it was our assumption that Chris was a raging homosexual. He wasn't known as Chris "Asselone" for nothing. And we certainly weren't the only ones.

To discover that this isn't the case has left many of us shocked and without words. It is something none of us ever expected:

It's in the voice and mannerisms.

The second funniest thing I ever read on this forum, beaten only by Cleveland Mark Blakemore's tale of homo woe and wading hip-deep through unimaginable squalor. Man, even though some of you are real horses' asses on the codex that I can't swallow my contempt for, the rest of you are my true bros. It's why I keep coming back. And yes, up until now I always just assumed that Josh & Chris were two gay peas in a pod (but not partners, life or otherwise), and though this was a shock to #metoo me too, it ultimately provided what will surely be the biggest laugh of the last few years on the codex for me. Thank you, my friend.

 

[Iluvcheezcake]

This has done terrible, terrible damage to my psyche, i will need years to recover

 

[Jack Of Owls]

Well at least we now know what can change the nature of man:

Is this a pic of the young lady that made the allegations against Chris? You know, with my beer, vodka, and scotch goggles on, I could picture her as a hot porn 'ho. No wonder Chris tried to fuck her.

 

[HanoverF]

This is just a ploy by management to get MCA to come out of hiding and refute these baseless charges.


right?


At least Infinitron is still gay.

right?

 

[JBro]

That explains all the trannies. They're just trying to get his attention with long hair and a front hole.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

Chris Avellone forever

Chris Avellone forever

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

This was one of the most concise pictures of reality ever realized.

At-least Chris Avellone isn't the codex.

Indeed.

 

[samuraigaiden]

 

[Ovplain]

Goddamn I love this place!

 

[Jack Of Owls]

eating pussy is gay, tho

Nah, but watching other guys eat pussy is gay.

 

[Squid]

eating pussy is gay, tho

Nah, but watching other guys eat pussy is gay.

Is this a stance on pornography? Or is it solely watching other guys eat pussy? What if you're involved in a threesome? So many questions.

 

[Urthor]

It's time to ask ourselves an important, and incredibly entertaining question.

What is resetera's reaction to all of this?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

eating pussy is gay, tho

Nah, but watching other guys eat pussy is gay.

Nah, both are.

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

Watching another dudes face make out with something up close is pretty gay.

 

[JBro]

What is resetera's reaction to all of this?

 

[Jack Of Owls]

eating pussy is gay, tho

Nah, but watching other guys eat pussy is gay.

Is this a stance on pornography? Or is it solely watching other guys eat pussy? What if you're involved in a threesome? So many questions.

I think Freud, the American Psychiatric Society and every other society known to man catagorizes 2 men sharing 1 woman in bed at the same time as the most latently homosexual thing a man can possibly do without actually touching another man (and sometimes they do a down-low and do do a "oooops! I accidentally touched your dick with my dick! *girlish giggle*" dick move). Hope this answers your question(s).

 

[Sigourn]

DarkUnderlord senpai noticed me!

 

[Maculo]

What is resetera's reaction to all of this?

I can't believe such a hateful website like Resetera is allowed to stay open in this current year. The Codex must stay vigilant against this insidious, reactionary influence.

 

[Falksi]

/Obligatory.........

 

[Squid]

I think Freud, the American Psychiatric Society and every other society known to man catagorizes 2 men sharing 1 woman in bed at the same time as the most latently homosexual thing a man can possibly do without actually touching another man (and sometimes they do a down-low and do do a "oooops! I accidentally touched your dick with my dick! *girlish giggle*" dick move). Hope this answers your question(s).

Okay but does your watching eating pussy = gay relate to all heterosexual porn or is it just eating pussy? That's the only question I have left now.

 

[Quillon]

I don't understand what does this thread got to do with eating pets. Is China behind all this?

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

That should be a picture of Daniel Vavra

 

[Mortmal]

Still could be bi.

It could, that orc party member hitting on pretty much everyone and everything, getting drunk etc , in pathfinder kingmaker .. It could very well be chris avellone cameo.