KickStarter Studio FOW's Subverse - Explore a wacky galaxy full of hot alien babes!

[Curratum]

dear god that voice

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

So.... you'll eventually get to fuck Space Smurfette.

anyway, i skipped through a lot of the vid to hear they're fixing this and that and applying this feature to the older parts released etc. As I said before... wait until it is fully released before purchasing. I don't believe they'll be add-ons and extra DLC later unless they really try to milk their audience for extra $$$.

 

[Softgels]

Half of their team left

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

I had forgotten about horny space Deadpool.

 

[baud]

Half of their team left

any details on why they left?

 

[Curratum]

Half of their team left

any details on why they left?

The project seems so hideously mismanaged, I won't put it beneath them that they just squandered the money and spent it on coke.

 

[lukaszek]

Half of their team left

any details on why they left?

right arm grew hair so decided to quit it

 

[Fedora Master]

Lmao I was just thinking about this game because of the Tim Pool/Kanye thing

Another Kickstarter scam

 

[Caim]

Half of their team left

any details on why they left?

The project seems so hideously mismanaged, I won't put it beneath them that they just squandered the money and spent it on coke.

Who knew that pornographers known for making some of the most hideous monster rape porn would not be good at managing long-term projects.

Lmao I was just thinking about this game because of the Tim Pool/Kanye thing

Another Kickstarter scam

Never assume malice where incompetence is the more likely culprit.

 

[Tweed]

This looks like the easiest job in the world, put in a few months of hard work to hook people and then just sit with your thumbs up your ass collecting patreon jewgold.
It bears the asterisk of shame on Steam too.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

And GOG. It is on gog and never ever on discount. $29.99 all the time. Wonder why not $29.69?

 

[Norfleet]

Who knew that pornographers known for making some of the most hideous monster rape porn would not be good at managing long-term projects.

This is about what you'd expect, yes. It's what happens when you put the porn before the game. They should have focused on making a GAME first, and then adding the porn afterwards. But obviously, they're a bunch of porn-degenerates, so they wouldn't be able to do that. The idea is that you make the GAME first, then use the porn to keep out all the kids. And also to insulate you from any franchises you might be ripping off since you are now legally classified as a porn parody.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Believe it or not, I was hoping this was going to be a cool twinstick shooter RPG with lots of salvage, piracy, tech upgrades, leveling etc. the tactical i feel will or is probably fucked up. The sexy vn date sim with minigames.... filler and uh prolly very awkward with what they're trying to achieve.

Back to the last gauntlet game i guess.

 

[Grunker]

Kickstarter scam

99% of the kickstarters people accuse of being scams are in reality just shitty stupid gamer people fooling themselves and other people into thinking that they can manage a development proces after which everything predictably implodes

 

[Grauken]

Kickstarter scam

99% of the kickstarters people accuse of being scams are in reality just shitty stupid gamer people fooling themselves and other people into thinking that they can manage a development proces after which everything predictably implodes

Lots of people suddenly realized why competent dev teams have project managers

 

[Sarathiour]

Yeah turns out starting a 4 years project (fabulously optimistic) when you barely in management yet alone in game dev ( unless you're counting those short interactive film on LoL as "game") was not a bright idea.

Well now,

-Game's cinematic runs like shit for whatever reasons
-Dating sims elements are non-existant, SC2:wings of liberty is more advanced than this.
-"Tactical" part is an inch deep, I've played flash games less shallow than this back when I was a kid. It's also quite ugly, the sense of scale is badly fucked up and most humanoid model mesh together and are barely distinguable, feels like you're witnessing people playing wargame, but you're on the third floor.
- Characters have at best one good animation and two or three decent one, most are ten seconds loop. Way too short, and pretty ironic coming from guys who used to make 20 minutes long bestiality porn.
- The schmups part is probably the most palatable one, but it's nothing groundbreaking.

Lmao at anyone who thought it's ever going close to AAA standards, unless some sort of miracle happen this is going to crash and burn badly now that's the hype is over.

 

[Cyberarmy]

To think we lost new FOW cinematics for this :/

 

[Tyrr]

Lots of people suddenly realized why competent dev teams have project managers

I'm not sure it's even possible to do a software project with multiple people without some kind of project management.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Stop the porn and become a
Drug Dealer

 

[Grauken]

Lots of people suddenly realized why competent dev teams have project managers

I'm not sure it's even possible to do a software project with multiple people without some kind of project management.

some kind of versus good project management can have a very wide spread

 

[Caim]

Who knew that pornographers known for making some of the most hideous monster rape porn would not be good at managing long-term projects.

This is about what you'd expect, yes. It's what happens when you put the porn before the game. They should have focused on making a GAME first, and then adding the porn afterwards. But obviously, they're a bunch of porn-degenerates, so they wouldn't be able to do that. The idea is that you make the GAME first, then use the porn to keep out all the kids. And also to insulate you from any franchises you might be ripping off since you are now legally classified as a porn parody.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: a porn game that's not fun enough to play without sticking your hand down your pants isn't worth your time, and a game that's not compelling enough that you want to look up rule 34 of the characters isn't worth your time either.

 

[Fargus]

Coomers are on suicide watch... probably? Noone else gives a fuck lol. I knew something was wrong when i tried the first early access release (yar har fiddle dee dee): godawful xcom sections, shmup sections that are just as bad and boring, cringy normie writing and sex scenes are 15 second loops... in a porn game lmao. It just screamed incompetence and update after an update they proved me right. Hilarious shit show. At this pace, RIP.

Stop the porn and become a
Drug Dealer

This one is more fun, you can make a fat rpg codex moderator inmate and give him daily beatings.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Porn games like Claire's quest made on RPG maker are way better than this kind of shit. And in the case of the game I mention, it stills receiving new content (Quests, characters and sex scenes).

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

I have no idea what that is. Is that a noose near her head?

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]