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[Sol Invictus]

Behold, the superiority of white man and Cleve Blakemore's genes:

I might have a black ancestor! It is a possibility according to a bone
calcium test done with telemetry about three months ago, it turns out
my bones are denser than titanium. I had this done at one of those
pharmacy mobile labs in Sydney.

You should have seen this woman technician's eyes bugging out of her
skull as the computer generated my data sheet, after my forearm was
scanned. She asked me if I had any people of African ancestry in my
family, then told me point blank she had never, never examined a white
man like me in the eight years she had been doing the job. She said a
score like mine would be extraordinary even for an 18 year old male of
African origin who was himself unusual for a congoid.

I explained to her I probably represented ancient high quality genes
from Welsh or Scottish people that had reemerged in the gene pool after
many centuries of lying dormant. Such people were adapted genetically
to a lifetime of hard labor and were probably equivalent to blacks
compared to today's crop of pretzel thin fragile chicken necked white
inbreds. She gave me a weird look but I think she was willing to accept
any explanation at that point.

Caucasians tend to have drastically lighter bones than people of
Congoid ancestry, with young black males often having double the bone
thickness of whites. This is another reason that black boxers can
endure blows better in the ring and also now explains why I was able to
absorb incredible punishment from heavyweights when I was boxing in the
army and walk away from it unharmed.

I scored in the upper .03% of ALL data in bone density metrics ON
EARTH, making me one of the hardest mortals on the planet - this was in
spite of many years of sedentary lifestyle in a chair! Amazing! The
mark on this chart that was the average black male was about 3/4 up to
the top, I was so close to the 100% mark far above it that I was a
freakish statistical anomaly about the same composition as depleted
uranium armor. The average white man nowadays was represented as a thin
little pink line near the bottom that was the equivalent of rare
porcelain china that would shatter at any loud noise like a door
slamming.

I still have the data sheet, I should scan it and put it up here for
those with questions.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Did I read that right? Cleve just said his bones were denser than titanium. Holy fuck!

This is a lot worse than Derek Smart's treatment of a Coca Cola machine.

Cleve Blakemore is UNBREAKABLE. Will water be his only weakness?

 

[dipdipdip]

I said it before, I'll say it again, if Hitler made a kickass RPG I'd play that thing.

Not me, because, y'know, if the man lived long enough to make a computer game, I would not have been born.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Here's what he thinks of Latin people:

Oh, I forgot, the second they cross the U.S. Border the burrito
primates suddenly transform under the spell of the magically enchanted
gringo soil into "Super Camacho Gringo, law abiding and quiet, always
house-proud and with car insurance! More hard working than a whole mess
a Scandinavians! Able to pass civil service tests without the use of a
graded curve! Si, mucho syntropic hombres, ze all-new Mexicano is like
Richie Cunningham except with breath that smells like Salsa! Hola, Mr.
Latino-transformo-into-la-gringo! Arrega, arrega!" (sound of automatic
weapons fire, molotov cocktails exploding on hoods of cars)

 

[Sol Invictus]

Here's what he thinks of the United Nations and its multicultural (e.g. non-white) soldiers:

I see myself finally subdued by hordes of tiny U.N. soldiers, tossing
nets over me and lassoing me like Lilliputians. Of course I'd be
throwing them like 2 lb sacks of rice and crushing their miniature
skulls between my thumb and forefinger but I expect eventually they
would overwhelm me with sheer numbers.

(Evil looking foreigner with pointy moustache and UN Helmet) "Send
another battalion! Ze Americano is putting up resistance, we need
reinforcements here! He does not seem to appreciate ze benefits of
having us stationed here to maintain ze multicultural harmony!" (Tiny
U.N. soldier flys by overhead screaming with his legs folded the wrong
way at the knees)

 

[Sol Invictus]

Cleve as the Terminator, with bones of steel:

One day in New York it was too rainy for me to sell coffee table books
at Union Station so I walked to my warehouse space on the West side of
49th and got two boxes of umbrellas to hawk near the Empire State
Building.

I couldn't see very well carrying two huge boxes of umbrellas so I had
to walk slowly and deliberately up to 49th and Broadway.

At this time I still resembled an ordinary mortal at a mere 200-205 lbs
of steroid-free beef (if I recall my weight correctly) although my
quads were a full 32 inches, no tiny gams there. My quads were like
gigantic sides of beef glued to the front of my legs.

I stepped off the pavement in front of Wendy's restaurant in Times
Square with the umbrellas, it was raining and foggy ... at just that
moment a tax driver was unwisely backing up from a parking space at
Wendy's - he failed to look when he gunned it in reverse and ran into
me from the front right side REALLY hard. I mean there was this
gigantic THUD and the umbrellas went everywhere. I didn't fall down.

The cab driver screeched to a halt, jumped out, then his passenger. The
cab driver was really scared he had injured me, he kept asking "You
alright? You alright?" and I told him, "yeah, my leg is sore, otherwise
I'm okay." I wasn't that fussed about it at the time, barely noticed it.

His passenger was just standing in the road shaking his head, going
"Fugg me, I can't believe your leg isn't broken. We hit you hard enough
to kill a horse, I thought we had backed into a building or a lamppost."

A crowd started to gather and somebody wanted to call an ambulance for
me. A bystander on the sidewalk said "I saw the whole thing. IT was
fugging unreal. The guy was like an immovable object - I saw the taxi
crumple and shake but the guy never even budged, it was the weirdest
thing I've ever seen."

The cab driver checked his rear fender and it was crumpled a good 3
inches, a bit of work for a smash repair. He almost asked me if I had
collision details, then realized I was a man, not a truck and he
decided he'd best just leave the scene if I seemed to be unhurt. They
got back in and sped off.

I thought nothing of it. A car had hit me really hard going about 15
mph in reverse. My leg got a little jolting sensation and I dropped the
umbrellas. That was it.

The next day I discovered a bruise from knee to hip, dark and purple.
In those days my recuperative powers were so amazing it faded away in
about three days. I never thought of it again until I had the bone
density test, then that started me thinking about a lot of other weird
similar things in my life. Amazingly, I had this kind of framework even
when I was a lean, slender 162 lbs in the army - you wouldn't think it
to look at me but even then I was essentially made of solid granite
covered by a light coating of flesh, much like a Terminator model. On
the surface at that time I gave the impression of being a slender,
sensitive ectomorphic type in good condition, but few people ever found
out just how awesomely resilient I was. A couple times I was taking a
beating from middleweights in the army that would have felled a house,
I still went on to win the fight. I was just barely qualified to fight
in that weight class with a full stomach.

I only tell the truth here, I never invented a word of this except for
the occasional narrative flourish of hyperbole. That is simply the way
I was born and it correlates with many, many others things I have heard
about children with high native intelligence - same symptoms, same
physical traits, same somatotype. Makes you wonder if genius is itself
a separate race, complete with their own racial traits and physiology.

All attributable to his racial traits, of course. Of course.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Cleve Blakemore's house:
Cleve Blakemore's house!

 

[Sol Invictus]

Why blacks are stupid and useless:

You should see what happened over on the “Black and White” thread when I wrote a long, patient post about why blacks produce no great or even good writers. The moderator was sweating bullets and insisted on deleting the post as well as the one that followed it.

 

[Greatatlantic]

OK, I think anyone with half a brain gets it that this guy is a few gigs short of a pentium. And those without half a brain won't be convinced by anything more. Frankly, the game has little appeal to me at this point, and I don't think Hitler could have made a good game.

 

[theverybigslayer]

I will buy Grimoire.
I do not care about this political shit.
Do NOT post more, please. Some young man read it and become a nazi.

 

[z3r'0']

wow. Is this guy for real?

 

[Sarkile]

u r hawt exitium!!!1

 

[Fez]

It's all true folks, Cleve seems to be a sandwich short of a picnic. His supporters try to sidestep the issue and pretend he isn't insane.

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

all this shit just makes me want to buy the game. I love u sol.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Here he is laughing at the demise of Max Phipps, senior designer at Sir-Tech. Oh, and the stuff about Max raping young boys is probably made up. Max died of cancer, FYI - not AIDS:

http://www.grimoiresystems.com/phpBB/vi ... .php?t=134

Sir-Tech Trivia + Max Phipps Catches Night Express To Hell
Max Phipps Obituary From 2000

Not mentioned in the obituary : Max died of AIDs, not cancer - he also enjoyed unprotected sex with underage boys he recruited from local bus stops and train stations, many of whom he tried to double task as beta testers for Wizardry 8. I have no idea of how many children may have been infected by Max, nor did he I suppose.

A little bit more Sir-Tech trivia for forum visitors out there.

For those of you who have heard I worked on Wizardry 8 as Senior Programmer, just imagine what it would be like to answer to a guy like this as head of the project with total control over all aspects, for $125 a week pay. Imagine trying to write a sequel to Wizardry 7 from scratch without the original source code on zero funds with time and project deadlines that were unbelievably unreasonable when you joined eight months into the disaster. Nobody on the team had any prior experience developing computer games except for me and Michael Shamgar - and Michael was only part time due to his need to return to school.

Not crying you understand, just a little food for thought. Not looking for any sympathy.

 

[themadhatter114]

Sorry guys, I didn't know this guy's history. I was just commenting on the remarks posted. I suppose he is a cocksucker, after all.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Never forget 9/11

Notice how whatever scenario the Americans come up with these days, no
matter what happens the shopping malls don't close and food courts
continue to remain in service. That is because most "Americans" (?)
are clinically insane and have completely lost touch with reality.
Feelings of immunity or invulnerability because of the loose precedent
of the past 40 years is a seriously schizoid view of the world we live
in ... that is all about to end.


I had a good laugh watching you all run around after Sept. 11 trying
desperately to buy the gas masks I told you to purchase three years
beforehand. I drank a big iced tea and laughed and laughed. You were
in quite a dumb animal panic, weren't you? Your poor little cerebrums
has a brief glimpse of the possibilities.


Believe me, your tiny brains could never imagine what is in store for
you eventually. But don't listen. Just keep shopping at those food
courts and watching Jerry Springer, I'm sure you will defy all the
known laws of physics and continue in happy-TV land forever and ever.

 

[Shagnak]

Man, that one takes the cake

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Just to be clear, there's no squabble between RPGDot and RPG Codex -- or there shouldn't be if anyone perceives there is. Just as VD, Exitium and others have commented in that overwrought thread that the actions of one shouldn't be attributed to the entire staff or site, the same applies for us. There's one, maybe two people posting over and over. Since we allow anonymous news comments, presumably one of them isn't even a member. It's rather boring, actually.

Yeah, I don't see this as an RPGDot vs. RPGCodex thing. Dhruin is 100% okay in my book, as is Rendelius, that guy who's name starts with an "M", and Garret. Corwin's a fag, though. :D

Anyway, Cleve's a douche. Nothing new there. Probably would have been a better forum post than a news post at this point, but it is pretty damned funny.

 

[Screaming_life]

wow. Is this guy for real?

*echo*

:shock:

How does someone get so screwed up?

 

[Astromarine]

genetics?

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Let's see.. I need to get some plane tickets to Australia. I need to get Corwin to give me the lay out of Cleve's underground fortress. Lastly, I need to eat around $30 worth of day old taco bell food.. Right before I shit down his air vent.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Cleve is my hero.

Seriously, reading all that shit actually got me interested in his games. Darn me if being a total nazist/racist/fascist isn't the best PR trick in the world. Certainly got peoples attention...

 

[Sol Invictus]

It is no trick. The guy posts horrible things about all his Sir-Tech coworkers. He says they openly support pedophilia, and that Max Phipps (who passed away in 2000, from cancer. This is very well known.), was a pedophile and had AIDS and raped young boys.

Anyone who can say that sort of thing about a dead person 4 years after his death, and has absolutely no respect for Max's family and friends, just for the sake of boosting his own ego, is every bit as vile a human being (if you can even call him that) as Tim McVeigh and Adolf Hitler.

 

[LlamaGod]

He has penis envy over Wizardry 8's radness.