Hey bros, just killed the raiders outside the Monastery and went inside looking for the majifick extract. Elder dude pulled some bullshit about it being thievan, but I'd have none of that bamboozling on my watch.
Made my way into the holy area despite the guard's protests, but my poor dumbfuck of a brute couldn't pick the safe. Oh well, back to basics! Went outside and the villagers ganged up on me, trying to kick me out for trespassing.
Naturally, I attacked and killed them too, lovely fight, and quite tricky until I went after the archers first. Anyhow, started looting their bodies, innocently thinking the key would be on the elder. Then 100% terror struck: mah lootan dindufind nuffin! No key anywhere!
Now the safe is taunting me and it's unbearable. Even if the old man swallowed the key it should be possible to hack him open for it! This game
has some nerve denying me my prize!
The damage is done and my pain from sub-par raiding will always remain, but YOU can prevent further player trauma like this. This is why I tell my story. Please consider righting this wrong of the ages by adding the safe key to that yellow-robed cracka!