The Elder Scrolls Online

[Monocause]

For a while there i thought about giving it a go but then I've seen that the standard digital edition is 50 quid, plus a subscription fee later on... Seriously?

 

[Ranselknulf]

I'd drop $100 dollars + monthly subs for a game that wouldn't go ftp.

But im certain this one will, it also doesn't look that interesting to begin with.

 

[Irenaeus]

I have forked $79 on this shit (I needed the horse). I'll have to kill 79 xenos for this to start looking like a worthy investment. I hate the gameplay and have no patience with the retarded lore and bad writing.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Pigs get what pigs deserve.

 

[theSavant]

“If we really did waste 200 million dollars to make this game, then we would have been fired already for incompetence,” said Firor

This sentence fully reveals how he feels himself about this project: "wasted money", otherwise he would have expressed it more decently such as "if we really did spend 200 million"

 

[Crispy]

Got through the tutorial with my new Imperial, Crisperion. Game seems eh... alright so far. SLI doesn't work, dammit. Mods Patches will fix it.

It's rather surprising how much the game feels like Skyrim. I know that's not saying much but it is rather unique for an MMO.

Will be creating the guild soon.

 

[Bubbles]

Breaking news, going out to all players:

Please ensure that you do not delete a character that has retrieved Imperial Edition or Standard Edition items out of the mail until you put the items in the bank. If you have accidentally deleted your Imperial Edition or Standard Edition items, please contact support: https://help.elderscrollsonline.com/app/ask

 

[Metro]

Wait... the final boss can be soloed?

 

[Giskard]

Hey,
Now this banal piece of dross has been released, maybe the sychophantic little peice of pucilanimous puss, Bubbles, will now SHUT THE FUCK UP, and let us enjoy the total collapse of TESO and ZO in peace and quiet.

Now where's my popcorn...







And before anyone asked I did play two beta weekends, and while it was nice to explore ( Ilike to walk around alot), the rest of the game was uninspiring and bland, combat was ok, crafting...meh, I might play if F2P, but I am not paying that much hard earned potato on an ongoing basis.

 

[Bubbles]

Wait... the final boss can be soloed?

Most of the dungeons can be soloed too, which is great if you're playing during off hours. The only un-soloable content are the 6 hard mode versions of earlier dungeons that are unlocked at level cap. However, a 4-player adventure zone and a few 12-person trials will come with the first content patch in May/June.

edit: The first wedding ceremonies are being held in-game:

Spoiler

It's nothing like a real life marriage, but I find these ceremonies to be oddly moving.

 

[Mortmal]

Smooth launch yes no lag or logging queues, but i've never seen such amounts of bugs , that in the starting areas, in any mmo ever.Had to restart that balreth quest several times , logged in logged out , and then when completed there was no more portal to exit the instance.Joy joy...

 

[Direwolf]

Wait... the final boss can be soloed?

Most of the dungeons can be soloed too, which is great if you're playing during off hours. The only un-soloable content are the 6 hard mode versions of earlier dungeons that are unlocked at level cap. However, a 4-player adventure zone and a few 12-person trials will come with the first content patch in May/June.

edit: The first wedding ceremonies are being held in-game:

Spoiler

It's nothing like a real life marriage, but I find these ceremonies to be oddly moving.

That's the gayest shit I've seen all year, and I watched some gay porn in January.

 

[Angthoron]

I don't get this bashing of Bubbles, he's posting the lulziest things in the most dead-pan way possible, it's like raging at P4R articles.

 

[theSavant]

Just watched a recent 2 hours video. Everytime you talk to an NPC it looks like as if he is directly talking to you - nice touch, but doesn't cover its bland MMORPG scheme. Also I believe to have seen something like a botter army. Fuck all MMORPGs.

 

[Kem0sabe]

Tuesday cant come soon enough...

 

[Kem0sabe]

I created an add-on recommendation and suggestion thread on the official forums, if anyone is interested in taking a look.

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com...-thread#latest

 

[Bubbles]

Max level HAS BEEN REACHED.

I repeat:

MAX LEVEL has been reached.

http://www.twitch.tv/prydatv

Slightly over 26 hours to get through the filler and into the real game. Can TOR compete with that? Nope. Can TSW compete with that? Yes, but it sucks. Can WoW compete with that? Dunno, never played WoW. Probably nope.

 

[Irenaeus]

I'll take at least a month to play 26 hours :/

 

[Scroo]

Oh god, 26 hours?! What is this?! Need for Speed? That probably means even a regular player can do it in a few days.
I want my slow leveling, who the fuck cares about so called endgame? Go play a Moba if you want to skip half of the content a MMORPG has to offer.

In my ideal MMORPG it'd take you months to get to the maximum and the road there would be an exciting adventure full of elitemobs, areas which require you to form groups and so on.

Why the fuck did I buy this?!

 

[imweasel]

26 hours to reach max level?

lol

 

[Bubbles]

They reached max level by grouping up and AoE grinding packs of mobs. People on the official forums are petitioning to make AoE grinding a bannable offense; let's see how that turns out.

 

[Angthoron]

How the hell do you make AoE grind bannable? Poor TESOphiles, their little cozy world of I AM DRAGONBORN suddenly colliding with harsh reality of MMO gaming.

 

[Bahamut]

their little cozy world of I AM DRAGONBORN suddenly colliding with harsh reality of MMO gaming.

Yea i saw those, horrible creatures

They dont understand that their precious "roleplaying" dont work when it comes to MMO's

 

[Angthoron]

their little cozy world of I AM DRAGONBORN suddenly colliding with harsh reality of MMO gaming.

Yea i saw those, horrible creatures

They dont understand that their precious "roleplaying" dont work when it comes to MMO's

They're lucky there's no world PvP.

Too bad, imagine the delicious butthurt tears we could be enjoying.

 

[Crispy]

...there's no world PvP?

Fuck.