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I would like to take this chance to weigh in now that I have beaten the game and seen these endings everyone is up in arms over, both warranted and otherwise.
But why would my opinion matter? In no effort of ego, I would argue that I am what you could call an expert in story-telling and video game retail. As per this claim, I submit the following credentials-
Scholarly-
*Licensed English teacher, with emphasis on creative writing and literary studies, inclduing Science FIction, British (Medieval) Literature, and Gay, Lesbian, Trans-Gender and Queer Literature
*Phi Theta Kappa liberal arts and sciences national honor society member
*Cumulative grade point average in college literature and writing classes is 3.87, in over 108 credit hours over 6 years in two colleges
*Highest graded paper in the 37 year history of Film Analysis at a local college at 98% for an analysis of Creature From the Black Lagoon.
*Currently teaching Intro to Creative Writing, Creative Writing Fiction, and Creative Writing Screenwriting at a university, will be teaching 9th and 6th grade English/Language Arts starting January 2013
Retail-
*Human Resources manager and Electronics Supervisor for two years at Toys R Us
*Assistant Manager, Gamers, Inc for one year
*Wal-Mart electronics associate, one year
*Gamestop Senior Game Advisor, current (one year approx.)
*Retail commendations-
Joy Maker, TRU service award (three awarded in 2005, six in 2006)
40% Goal rating, three months running (Gamestop, average/normal goal is 12%)
Five “Good Job” awards, Wal-Mart
With that out of the way, I would hope that my experience grants me some element of respect in these fields. Now, shall we dive in to the matters at hand? I will make this first post the “literary” response to fan outcry and issues, and follow it in the second post with my responses to Mass Effect 3's ending controversies as a retail veteran.
yeah I know, great stuff
rest is kinda tl;dr for me because I didn't play the game but I'm sure my popamole bros can find something fun to quote
Surely this is a troll response right?
Steps to Being a Successful English Literature Student:
1. Receive book/story.
2. Pick a popular issue of the present.
3. Put that issue in your analysis.
4. SO DEEP.
So true. And then its graded based upon how much the professor agrees with your viewpoint on said issue, so make sure you chat with your professor after class and learn what their favourite things are. Don't fall for the "we accept any postulate so long as you can support it" trap.