The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Angthoron]

What can change the color of an ending?

1. [Truth] I... don't know
2. [Truth] SPAAAAAAAACE
3. [Truth] Fanservice
4. [Truth] Cupcakes
5. [Truth] Gay romance
6. [Truth] Catalyst
7. [Truth] A colour palette
8. [Truth] Sex. Lots of sex
9. [Truth] Survival of the waifus
10. [Truth] The butthurt
11. [Truth] hopw raewur ne
12. [Truth] Better writers
13. [Truth] You, Hudson. As you've touched my nature forever
14. [Lie] A beautiful woman. Hepler. She has changed me
15. [Truth] Nothing
16. [Truth] Click here to buy the answer for 800 MS Points.

 

[Toffeli]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mass-Effect...&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=289854927&pf_rd_i=300703

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Oh lawd.

 

[Azalin]

 

[evdk]

How strict are UK's consumer protection laws anyway?

 

[Angthoron]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mass-Effect...&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=289854927&pf_rd_i=300703

Item Under Review

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Oh lawd.

And the False Advertisement charges are ON

 

[Infinitron]

Oleg Roschin's review: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/mass-effect-3/reviews/reviewerId,6226/

 

[Ulminati]

So Krogan are a metaphor for biodrones?

 

[Angthoron]

Oleg Roschin's review: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/mass-effect-3/reviews/reviewerId,6226/

"WELL WRITTEN"?

 

[Regdar]

Oleg Roschin's review: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/mass-effect-3/reviews/reviewerId,6226/

I wonder if it's professional solidarity or a perverted sense of respect for other people's accomplishments which make reviewers praise the seemingly un-praise-able parts of a game. I mean, female krogan "most memorable character in recent VG history"? Typical black "large and in charge" type woman, yeah be a bitch when a man tries to help you descend, ignore him then grab that fuckin shotgun from his hands while he's trying to pick his jaw up off the floor and blow those cerberus centurions' heads off, you go gurrrrl. They might as well have named her Shaniqua or something, for fuck's sake.

All in all 2/10, would not cringe again.

 

[Infinitron]

Oleg Roschin's review: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/mass-effect-3/reviews/reviewerId,6226/

I wonder if it's professional solidarity or a perverted sense of respect for other people's accomplishments which make reviewers praise the seemingly un-praise-able parts of a game. I mean, female krogan "most memorable character in recent VG history"? Typical black "large and in charge" type woman, yeah be a bitch when a man tries to help you descend, ignore him then grab that fuckin shotgun from his hands while he's trying to pick his jaw up off the floor and blow those cerberus centurions' heads off, you go gurrrrl. They might as well have named her Shaniqua or something, for fuck's sake.

All in all 2/10, would not cringe again.

Oleg's a prototypical storyfag. I think it's instructive that even he's not happy with where ME3 went.

 

[Angthoron]

Oleg Roschin's review: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/mass-effect-3/reviews/reviewerId,6226/

I wonder if it's professional solidarity or a perverted sense of respect for other people's accomplishments which make reviewers praise the seemingly un-praise-able parts of a game. I mean, female krogan "most memorable character in recent VG history"? Typical black "large and in charge" type woman, yeah be a bitch when a man tries to help you descend, ignore him then grab that fuckin shotgun from his hands while he's trying to pick his jaw up off the floor and blow those cerberus centurions' heads off, you go gurrrrl. They might as well have named her Shaniqua or something, for fuck's sake.

All in all 2/10, would not cringe again.

Oleg's a prototypical storyfag. I think it's instructive that even he's not happy with where ME3 went.

How can a storyfag like this shit? My dick writes better prose when I yellow the snows.

What the fuck.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Thread only increased 3 pages over the weekend. Catching up goes quicker than dying in a combat encounter in AoD. Incline ! It will all be over soon, predicting maximum of 264 pages.

 

[Ulminati]

It'll pick up again once more DLC is released

 

[Hellraiser]

Or when more derp reaches the daylight.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/479835/48f9f0d3a9/

Getting the fire going with some proper lesbianism. NSFW obviously.

 

[Xor]

How can a storyfag like this shit? My dick writes better prose when I yellow the snows.

What the fuck.

I don't know, some of the individual subplots in ME3 pretty well written. I have no major complaints about the geth/quarian conflict, and the genophage cure arc was good too. They're obviously overshadowed by many larger problems, like the story revolving around a deus ex machina, or anything having to do with the ending. But I can see how someone with incredibly low standards could look past all those problems and see something great. Or it's possible he's just an idiot who doesn't understand the problems.

 

[racofer]

ME3 just got better:

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6793​

Sample #1: http://imgur.com/Ezy29​

Sample #2: http://imgur.com/vD3Yx​

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6578​

Sample: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?thumb=5&quickkey=yjlbt57nxrj8bym​

 

[Regdar]

ME3 just got better:

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6793​

Sample #1: http://imgur.com/Ezy29​

Sample #2: http://imgur.com/vD3Yx​

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6578​

Sample: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?thumb=5&quickkey=yjlbt57nxrj8bym​

No mod to make Ashley stay bruised throughout the whole game?

(no srsly bros if someone has an account there request this plx)

 

[Ulminati]

ME3 just got better:

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6793​

Sample #1: http://imgur.com/Ezy29​

Sample #2: http://imgur.com/vD3Yx​

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6578​

Sample: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?thumb=5&quickkey=yjlbt57nxrj8bym​

No mod to make Ashley stay bruised throughout the whole game?

(no srsly bros if someone has an account there request this plx)

This. And when someone calls you on it, go:

"Wait. So you're making mods to dress robots up in lingerie but the second someone requests a bruised face things get too weird for you?"

 

[Oesophagus]

ME3 just got better:

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6793​

Sample #1: http://imgur.com/Ezy29​

Sample #2: http://imgur.com/vD3Yx​

http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=6578​

Sample: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?thumb=5&quickkey=yjlbt57nxrj8bym​

I really wanted to write a witty comment about that, but I just... I don't know. Words seem hollow

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Sample #1: http://imgur.com/Ezy29​

Sample #2: http://imgur.com/vD3Yx​

why are these damn outfits always the least sexiest things ever

like the damn nipple chains that bethesda/bioware modders love

not even their depravity is monoclean

 

[Volourn]

"deus ex machina"

That doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[Jaesun]

No nude James mod? FFS!

I am dissapoint.

 

[Wulfstand]

So what are the news on the ending dlc? Any release date yet?

 

[Angthoron]

"deus ex machina"

That doesn't mean what you think it means.

A deus ex machina : "god out of the machine" is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of some new event, character, ability, or object.

Yes, no?