Fucking pong man. When I was 5 and got my first Atari 2600 I thought to myself, what the hell? This is it?
Actually, when I was little I loved Pong, Adventure, and Indiana Jones on the same system. Man it's easy to entertain kids.
Previously I agreed with
Unkillable Cat about Ultima 9. Man I more than loved that series. I worshiped it. I even liked Ultima 8, though I rage quit often and had to finish it by switching seats with two of my Academy Prep School squadron mates who also liked the series. Hell, I hot seated Ultima 5 with my one of my best buds in High School. So when Ultima 9 came out it was going to be the culmination of years of play and memories. Once I saw what they did to Iolo I quit and never went back. Now that I finished the two Ultima Underworld games this last year, I intend to finish the other games I missed in the series: Ultima 6, Martian Dreams, and the Savage Empire. But I swear to God, I'll never finish Ultima 9. Fuck that game. Ultima 9 is to video games what One More Day is to comic books. If one of the fan projects trying to do a proper Ultima 9 ever comes to fruition, I'll give that ago. Hell, I even played Ultima 4 Part 2: Dude, Where's My Avatar, so you know I'm good for it.
Black and White, but I already mentioned it. Don't believe Molyneux's lies.
I noticed people had an issue with Freespace. I didn't hate it, I just though it was lackluster. Especially the end. I wouldn't call it the worst purchase I made. I also didn't like NWN or NWN2, but I found them boring and predictable rather than something to hate. Same with Oblivion. It really disappointed me as I truly loved Morrowind, but it was heavily modable, and I really enjoyed breaking the game with Estrus. Estrus might be horribly perverted, but the technical work that went into making it astounds me... and kinda turns me on.
I will agree with Fallout 3, however. I despised that ending. I tried to figure out any way to get out of suiciding myself, but the game won't allow you too. Finally I just gave up and let it happen. Like a battered spouse. Thanks for doing that to me Bethesda. Oh, and I hated the part with the cannibals that had morals. You could tell they were shoehorning Elder Scroll vampires into their Fallout mythos. Not even a giant killer robot could make things right.
I really regret purchasing Vampire the Masquerade. Despite the clunky interface, I began to enjoy the gothic feel of the game. Then I ran into a game breaking bug where I should have been able to enter the next corridor but couldn't because of a mistake by the design team. Which is a shame because I really like trying out computer versions of popular pen and paper games. This game stopped me from buying Bloodlines, despite it being cheap on GOG and a fan favorite here.
Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy 12. I hated the protagonists in both of these games. The FFX character was whiny and annoying. The FF 12 character just didn't belong, and was like playing C3PO in a Star Wars game instead of Han or Luke. They should have gotten rid of Vaan and Penelo. The other four characters fit fine. I also found the dungeons repetitive so I quit after 3/4s of FF12. I completed FFX and hated it all the way, despite its interesting water-based design. I also beat FFX-2, but turned my brain off for it. After FF12 I never plan on buying a Final Fantasy game again. This coming from someone who really enjoyed FF1, FF2, FF3, FF6, FF7, FF8, FF9 and Final Fantasy Tactics (one of my favorite CRPGs ever).
I'm going to throw in Deathtrap Dungeon on the Playstation. I was looking forward to a really challenging trap-filled dungeon dive with hard to defeat monsters. Instead I got an unplayable clusterfuck. The controls and camera make this game nigh unplayable.
Geneforge 3: Despite Avadon, I like Jeff Vogel. I like Spiderweb Software. I don't like being forced to choose between siding with asshole A or asshole B in order to commit ethnic genocide against the other. I quit instead of making a decision. My character said 'Fuck this shit" and retired. Don't make this stop you from playing the series. Seriously, buy the fucking Geneforge series right now and play the free Exile trilogy, too.
Command and Conquer: Generals. I like CRPGs, but I also really like strategy games. After beating Warcraft 2, Command and Conquer, and Command and Conquer 2, I thought that I could expect the same level of challenge in Generals. Instead the game was over right when it began to get challenging. I was maybe 10 or 15 hours into play. This is the game that stopped me from buying further AAA titles without serious looks at reviews first. The game was ok; not good or bad. But I believe this is when I really noticed that modern gaming had become too easy and I started to seriously look at alternatives.
Dungeon Siege: Another game that was hyped in the media, which fell flat in actual play. I threw this game away. I want to finish Ultima 6, I really do. But I hate how Ultima 6 looks. Yet, I hate Dungeon Siege so much, that when a team came together to create a fan mod for Ultima 6 to run on the better looking Dungeon Siege engine I refused to purchase Dungeon Siege again in fear that I might send the wrong signal to developers. That's how much I fucking hate this game. I stopped trusting gaming magazines because of this travesty.
Dragon Age: Never finished it. I like my turn-based strategy games. I also like the good old medieval shield wall. I put my meat shield out to block attackers, then have my mages fire artillery from the rear. I can accept that arrows, spells, and other missile weapons might disrupt my casters. What I can't accept is watching my two front line fighters let werewolves through their ranks and slash at my mage just because it's not their turn to strike. Oh, and I know we just fought someone, but can't my NPCs wipe off their blood-stained faces before engaging in sexy talk with me?
So for most disappoint games I will go with this:
- Ultima 9 (Iolo, what have they done to you!)
- Black and White (Wow... despite the hype this game sucks)
- Deathtrap Dungeon (Unplayable)
- Vampire the Masquerade (So broken)
- Geneforge 3 (Why is everyone an asshole, and why do I have to choose to work with an asshole?)
- Final Fantasy 10 (Why is everyone retarded?)
- Final Fantasy 12 (Why are Balthier and Basch so much cooler than my Vaan?)
- Fallout 3 (I don't want to go into the suicide macine)
- Command and Conquer: Generals (What do you mean the game is over?)
- Dungeon Siege (Derp)
- Dragon Age: Origins (Sure I'll kiss you. But clean up first.)
By the way, I actually liked Sewer Shark on the Sega CD
because of its cheese. So if I hate a game, you know it's bad.