High verbal ability but not a profound intelligence. Kind like that thing Lyric Suite was talking about. I don't necessarily dislike his videos but don't expect any deep criticism or insight. I enjoy his metal write ups the most but i usually just watch them out of nostalgia.
Exactly. It's not offensive in its stupidity or anything so why not.
Except he loved the new Duke Nukem for some reason I can't comprehend. The machoisms on display were fun but the game was fucking wooden.
Anyway, I downloaded the Doot demo to see for myself, only had a few mins to play. Set everything to low cuz I don't care to fiddle with the settings when I aint got the time. I'll try to get it to look prettier later if it even works.
First impressions:
- I turned everything off except for HUD in the Game settings without even reading what it does, so I get no glowing monsters
- you can't turn off motion blur only set it to low
What the fuck? I can't play this fucking game like this. I fucking hate motion blur it makes me want to throw up, it makes me physically repulsed by the game, makes me feel uneasy like something's wrong with the game, I can't see shit when I'm turning around what the fuck this is the worst shit ever. Who thought it was a good idea to make you unable to see anything while turning around in a fast FPS? This alone might be a reason I won't be playing the game, it's making me sick.
- the FOV seems somewhat low, Ill try to see if it's adjustable
- honestly, I thought I'd be surprised by how good the game actually is when everybody's praising it to high heavens but no, it felt flat to me. I started shooting things and kept shooting things while annoyed by the motion blur and then I kept shooting things. I don't feel anything while playing this game. I'm only a few mins in, like the second outdoor area but while I wasn't bored, I wasn't excited or entertained. The glory kills do nothing for me, maybe cuz I've seen them in all the youtube vids or maybe because they suck ass but I just press a butan and something awesome happens.
- The movement felt a little "fat" or unresponsive at first but I got used to it.
- Started on Ultra-Violence or whatever was the hardest diff I found, got killed once in the first room for some reason that I didn't understand but that was all, otherwise it's been a cakewalk even while feeling sick and blind from the motionblur.
- exactly as I had expected, there's not enough enemies, you gotta keep running over the huge map to reach some imp or zombie and shotgun them in the face, then run again to the next one, it felt empty and the teleports/spawns suck shit compared to the enemies being normally placed on the map from the start
- the graphics are kinda ok, the weapon models are weirdly huge as seen in the videos they really feel stupid
- I didn't notice any music so far so that sucks
- the gore is muddy shit but maybe it's the low settings I'm using. Anyway, I don't really care for this, the last gore that felt good to me was probably Soldier of Fortune, now it's all flashy and cartoonish. Point me to a game with good gore, please!
I'll finish the demo today but I really honestly don't understand why everybody keeps saying how it's a return to form for Doom. I liked Quake 4 better so far. Maybe I just haven't been playing enough recent shitgames to appreciate this amazing violent thrill-ride.
EDIT: Why in the shit the shotguns in these games have the range of a turbodweeb's katana? Aren't shotguns used for hunting or something? Aren't you supposed to be hitting stuff from more than 5 meters away? It really goes hand in hand with the enemies having more health, too. You can't hit shit and when you do nothing happens. Awesome.