The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Renfri]

Time to GTFO of this thread before everyone goes crazy on the spoilers. See you suckers when I've ploughed the game with my own cock (so some time next year).

What he said.

 

[Executr]

For graphics whores:
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/gu...cher-3-wild-hunt-additional-graphics-settings

Contains details of most graphics options and comparison shots. There's also details for .ini tweaking.

 

[Jools]

I like how the Codex Pre-Release Edge turned from the game to the books for a moment. :D

Makes more sense than edge-ing a title that has not been released yet.

 

[Merlkir]

I like how the Codex Pre-Release Edge turned from the game to the books for a moment. :D

Makes more sense than edge-ing a title that has not been released yet.

Never stopped the Codex before. :D

 

[Jools]

I like how the Codex Pre-Release Edge turned from the game to the books for a moment. :D

Makes more sense than edge-ing a title that has not been released yet.

Never stopped the Codex before. :D

Nor now. :D

 

[corvus]

Vernon BROche.

 

[DeepOcean]

Witcher 1 was superior to Witcher 2 in almost every aspects. Its a damn fine crpg and everyone who claims otherwise deserves to play bethesda games in hell.

Are you implying that people should play Witcha 3 is hell?

 

[Perkel]

The Witcher 3 has exceeded 1.5 million pre-orders

http://manager.money.pl/prosto-z-fi...rojekt-przekroczyl-1-5-mln,255,0,1803263.html

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Nobody can stop the hypetrain.

 

[Jools]

Nobody can stop the hypetrain.

In Soviet Russia, the hypetrain stops (at) YOU.

 

[Minttunator]

Aww yiss! Mutha fuckin Roche!

 

[Perkel]

 

[Alienman]

Nice

 

[Karwelas]

Yeah, thanks Obama...

 

[Sam Ecorners]

Wow that release trailer is actually pretty damn good.

 

[Tytus]

http://naekranie.pl/aktualnosci/wiedzmin-3-dziki-gon-na-cenzurowanym-co-wycieto-z-gry

 

[Perkel]

Eurogamer review:

It's not without missteps. For one thing, this is an unapologetically hyper-masculine power fantasy, set in a feudal world that is sometimes gruesomely misogynistic. There are a lot of ludicrously revealing necklines and CD Projekt can be so dogged in its pursuit of moral ambiguity that it winds up muddying waters that ought to be crystal clear. (At one point, a wife-beating alcoholic baron is redeemed and made sympathetic; his wife, naturally, cheated on him.) And yet: The Witcher 3 doesn't dehumanise, neuter or ignore women the way so many games do. This is because it doesn't dehumanise anyone the way so many games do. The storylines that tackle oppression do so with empathy rather than righteousness. Even its adolescent sauciness has a kind of honesty: this is a video game in which sex is messy and fun and, well, sexy, as opposed to the calculating negotiation it is in BioWare's games (or the pervy sideshow it is everywhere else).

They gave it gold. They support masculines and misogeny !

 

[Robert Jarzebina]

LOL, censored version is for muslim only btw

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Not long to go now chaps.

 

[Zeriel]

So this is the dystopian hellscape Huxley warned us about.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Eurogamer review:

It's not without missteps. For one thing, this is an unapologetically hyper-masculine power fantasy, set in a feudal world that is sometimes gruesomely misogynistic. There are a lot of ludicrously revealing necklines and CD Projekt can be so dogged in its pursuit of moral ambiguity that it winds up muddying waters that ought to be crystal clear. (At one point, a wife-beating alcoholic baron is redeemed and made sympathetic; his wife, naturally, cheated on him.) And yet: The Witcher 3 doesn't dehumanise, neuter or ignore women the way so many games do. This is because it doesn't dehumanise anyone the way so many games do. The storylines that tackle oppression do so with empathy rather than righteousness. Even its adolescent sauciness has a kind of honesty: this is a video game in which sex is messy and fun and, well, sexy, as opposed to the calculating negotiation it is in BioWare's games (or the pervy sideshow it is everywhere else).

They gave it gold. They support masculines and misogeny !

 

[Hegel]

Spoiler

In the mudslim version: If you tell Triss you love her (thus ending Yennefer's nonsense which the developers are forcing on us) you'll unlock the lighthouse sex scene. The sailors will try to decode the erratic signals coming from the light erroneously thinking it's an encoded message. It says ALLAH AKBAR, I'm not joking, lol

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

Letho back in the game? good i hope this time i can kill this faggot for good

 

[vonAchdorf]

Spoiler

In the mudslim version: If you tell Triss you love her (thus ending Yennefer's nonsense which the developers are forcing on us) you'll unlock the lighthouse sex scene. The sailors will try to decode the erratic signals coming from the light erroneously thinking it's an encoded message. It says ALLAH AKBAR, I'm not joking, lol

Recall incoming.

 

[Parsifarka]

To those who'll play the game today: the Codex needs no spoilers but screenshots of Philippa and Ciri (both ages)