GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
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In Progress There can never be enough FF-faggotry - LP Final Fantasy 3/6
- Thread starter GarfunkeL
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GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
ALLRIGHTY MATES! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Terra and Edgar will escort Banon to Narshe in the hope of creating an alliance between the Returners and the townsfolk. Perhaps they can reach out to the frozen Esper as well?
On the river...
Flying dinosaurs are no match for Terra's fire magic! Well, honestly, they actually are - it took 2 shots from Edgar's autocrossbow and 2 hits from Fire to kill 'em. Luckily Banon can endlessly heal us.
The rapids end, delivering us to this picturesque bay. Narshe is north-west, let's march!
Enter Narshe!
Uh-oh, this doesn't bode well for us -
Banon, they sure look hostile -
Edgar tries as well but -
What a bunch of assholes.
Don't despair Terra, we'll figure out something!
A-HA! Like anyone didn't see that coming
We kill few rats inside. They are ridiculously easy now since they weren't much of a challenge to lvl1 Terra either.
Familiar looking tunnels, eh?
I think this is the first time I've gotten pincer-attacked. Not that it was any dangerous.
Glowing light?
Okey, there's your explanation. Very easy memory-puzzle, in other words.
Don't want to stray off the path...
Easy as pie!
Last time Terra was on this bridge, she was going the other way, pursued by guards. This time its much more tranquil.
Wut - how do you go just a little berserk? Do you like, only whack every other person you meet? Or you only just kick puppies a bit?
That wraps up Terra's path.
Locke or Sabin? Brains or Brawn? YOU DECIDE!
Terra and Edgar will escort Banon to Narshe in the hope of creating an alliance between the Returners and the townsfolk. Perhaps they can reach out to the frozen Esper as well?
On the river...
Flying dinosaurs are no match for Terra's fire magic! Well, honestly, they actually are - it took 2 shots from Edgar's autocrossbow and 2 hits from Fire to kill 'em. Luckily Banon can endlessly heal us.
The rapids end, delivering us to this picturesque bay. Narshe is north-west, let's march!
Enter Narshe!
Uh-oh, this doesn't bode well for us -
Banon, they sure look hostile -
Edgar tries as well but -
What a bunch of assholes.
Don't despair Terra, we'll figure out something!
A-HA! Like anyone didn't see that coming
We kill few rats inside. They are ridiculously easy now since they weren't much of a challenge to lvl1 Terra either.
Familiar looking tunnels, eh?
I think this is the first time I've gotten pincer-attacked. Not that it was any dangerous.
Glowing light?
Okey, there's your explanation. Very easy memory-puzzle, in other words.
Don't want to stray off the path...
Easy as pie!
Last time Terra was on this bridge, she was going the other way, pursued by guards. This time its much more tranquil.
Wut - how do you go just a little berserk? Do you like, only whack every other person you meet? Or you only just kick puppies a bit?
That wraps up Terra's path.
Locke or Sabin? Brains or Brawn? YOU DECIDE!
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Whew, finally fixed it for good, I think. Anyway, voting time.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
AAA'WIGHTY!
Locke time. Kupo!
Our hero just manages his hide roll and narrowly avoids capture.
You got that right mate! Let's explore our surroundings:
Let's keep that in mind - draft = escape.
Oohkey, we don't want to pick a fight with him!
Let's see what's in here.
Merchants only, eh?
Thirsty bastard. Alcohol oils anyone's jaws.
Only place left is the item shop.
Locke turns EXTREME!
That taught him a lesson - never insult treasure hunters!
Yes, I'm definitely not the shady character who tried to pass here a minute ago, no sir, not him.
Oh, a green soldier wants to brawl?
I sense a pattern emerging here.
Go ahead, I'll be sure to guard this place well. And by well, I mean not at all. In fact, I'll trail you to the inn!
I sense a Rance-moment coming on...
: I'LL RESCUE HER AND RAPE HER AND-
Uh, sure Rance. Let's keep moving.
Passage under big mansion? Check. Could it be the same thing that Duncan's wife was talking about? You betcha!
Damn, these guys have no concept of operational security, blabbing like that! Let's head downstairs and search for cider.
Locke, CIDER. Not clothes, we want CIDER!
Now we're talking! Back to the old man
Useless bastard!
Let's go with courage as it fits Locke so well!
The little brat opens up the secret door, leading us into...
...this room where we loot an elixir and also get into the rich man's mansion.
In we go!
LITTLE LATE TO FEEL REMORSE TRAITOR! Unfortunately the game doesn't allow us to distribute some well-deserved retribution upon the capitalist pig.
At this point the game gives you a aural hint - the wind SFX beings playing. Remember the ealier words about escape tunnels being drafty?
Down the stairs which were behind the bookcase we go while switching back to normal clothes.
Locke can't pass a closed door without taking a little peep.
Uh-oh, let's hope Rance didn't follow us down here!
Sadistic arseholes! Beating a helpless woman. They have no honor!
Ominous.
Oh, better hide Locke!
Clever guy, jumping unto the rafters like that!
Days without sleep? This must be Empire's version of Pyle, definitely.
Let's not waste any time.
YEAAAH! We get a new party member! Sure she has some issues but who doesn't?
Treasure?
Clock key? WTF-
Nearly shat my pants but it was only Pyle talking in his sleep. Off we go the last storage room.
Loot!
And there's the secret door. Not the most puzzling puzzle known in the puzzle-world...
Better explore all the nooks and crannies here.
We have to fight soldiers and dogs here, which is annoying but OTOH, both Locke and Celes need the XP so its all good, I guess.
There's even a secret-treasure room under the secret-escape tunnel.
Typical woman. Just as we're getting out, they have to start moaning about ulterior motivations.
Of course, danger doesn't end with the soldiers - countryside is infested with monsters.
And to ensure that we don't waste time, Empire has conveniently blocked the other exit from South-Figaro plains. There's only one way to go - the caves connecting Figaro Castle and South-Figaro which will also lead us to Narshe.
RUNIC absorbs spells. Any spells, cast by anyone - friend or foe. But Celes can do nothing else, making it useful only in specific situations. And it doesn't stop physical abilities which many bosses have, so basically it won't be used unless the devs made a boss specifically for Celes. Which is very rare.
You can say that again!
Only Sabin's path left! Where is our valiant knucklehead?
Locke time. Kupo!
Our hero just manages his hide roll and narrowly avoids capture.
You got that right mate! Let's explore our surroundings:
Let's keep that in mind - draft = escape.
Oohkey, we don't want to pick a fight with him!
Let's see what's in here.
Merchants only, eh?
Thirsty bastard. Alcohol oils anyone's jaws.
Only place left is the item shop.
Locke turns EXTREME!
That taught him a lesson - never insult treasure hunters!
Yes, I'm definitely not the shady character who tried to pass here a minute ago, no sir, not him.
Oh, a green soldier wants to brawl?
I sense a pattern emerging here.
Go ahead, I'll be sure to guard this place well. And by well, I mean not at all. In fact, I'll trail you to the inn!
I sense a Rance-moment coming on...
Uh, sure Rance. Let's keep moving.
Passage under big mansion? Check. Could it be the same thing that Duncan's wife was talking about? You betcha!
Damn, these guys have no concept of operational security, blabbing like that! Let's head downstairs and search for cider.
Locke, CIDER. Not clothes, we want CIDER!
Now we're talking! Back to the old man
Useless bastard!
Let's go with courage as it fits Locke so well!
The little brat opens up the secret door, leading us into...
...this room where we loot an elixir and also get into the rich man's mansion.
In we go!
LITTLE LATE TO FEEL REMORSE TRAITOR! Unfortunately the game doesn't allow us to distribute some well-deserved retribution upon the capitalist pig.
At this point the game gives you a aural hint - the wind SFX beings playing. Remember the ealier words about escape tunnels being drafty?
Down the stairs which were behind the bookcase we go while switching back to normal clothes.
Locke can't pass a closed door without taking a little peep.
Uh-oh, let's hope Rance didn't follow us down here!
Sadistic arseholes! Beating a helpless woman. They have no honor!
Ominous.
Oh, better hide Locke!
Clever guy, jumping unto the rafters like that!
Days without sleep? This must be Empire's version of Pyle, definitely.
Let's not waste any time.
YEAAAH! We get a new party member! Sure she has some issues but who doesn't?
Treasure?
Clock key? WTF-
Nearly shat my pants but it was only Pyle talking in his sleep. Off we go the last storage room.
Loot!
And there's the secret door. Not the most puzzling puzzle known in the puzzle-world...
Better explore all the nooks and crannies here.
We have to fight soldiers and dogs here, which is annoying but OTOH, both Locke and Celes need the XP so its all good, I guess.
There's even a secret-treasure room under the secret-escape tunnel.
Typical woman. Just as we're getting out, they have to start moaning about ulterior motivations.
Of course, danger doesn't end with the soldiers - countryside is infested with monsters.
And to ensure that we don't waste time, Empire has conveniently blocked the other exit from South-Figaro plains. There's only one way to go - the caves connecting Figaro Castle and South-Figaro which will also lead us to Narshe.
RUNIC absorbs spells. Any spells, cast by anyone - friend or foe. But Celes can do nothing else, making it useful only in specific situations. And it doesn't stop physical abilities which many bosses have, so basically it won't be used unless the devs made a boss specifically for Celes. Which is very rare.
You can say that again!
Only Sabin's path left! Where is our valiant knucklehead?
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Don't make me have three updates on the same page! Doesn't anyone think of the poor browsers?
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
So yeah, the power adapter for my laptop died, meaning that for the last month-and-a-half I posted from random computers. But it's all fixed now so this can resume!
At least, when I'm not too busy with my summer job and shit.
At least, when I'm not too busy with my summer job and shit.
Cassidy
Arcane
Carry on to the mad faggotry of Kefka.
lightbane
Arcane
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Say what you want but despite being insane and completely nuts Kefka is a villain with an actually defined goal, that's it: Killing everyone, unlike the "lets' destroy the world for the lulz" Emophirot. Final fantasy series completely lost their appeal when FF7 appeared (FF8 was the one that finished off its remains, FF9 was strangely good and not very emo thus the tardfans hate it, FF10 raped the corpse and spawned the horrible abomination that's FF10-2 and Kingdom Hearts, FF11 is a mmorpg, dunno about FF12 and finally, FF13... no comments).
VAAAAAAAN!
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
I agree with Lightbane. FF4 and 6 (I haven't played 5) had both very good villains. Also, update soon!
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Imageshack acting up, let's see how long this takes.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Seems we are not on page 6 yet, either.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
How about now?
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Or maybe now?
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