Butthurt There's a nigger and gay sex in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2!

[Lagole Gon]

On some level I respect Ryzer's shtick.

A miserable frenchman so devoid of joy, he lives only to infect others with his black thoughts.
A spiritual vampire who feeds on hope. And snails, I guess.

 

[Lagole Gon]

I don't know how to embed this.

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1736620575254543.webm

Is he stealing something?

 

[Ryzer]

Okay, I don't have enough copium for this, it's authentic, and shit's fucked.

Don't trust your chud eyes, Vavra has a BASED and REDPILLED explanation for this, you know shit about shit.

 

[Larianshill]

They've shipped a new copium tank to me, and this could still be AI. It took days to produce this single webm that lasts several seconds, and is shot from one angle.

 

[jaekl]

Good idea, witcher bros... we can distract the mean men from talking junk about our dearest damsel Cirilia with these bohemian blacks. Then we can talk about which personal lubricants are best for geriatric intercourse in peace!

 

[bat_boro]

So historylet here. Is it completely unreasonable for a how should I put it - supreme gentleman of color - to find his way from Mali into the middle of Europe in the 1400s?
If it isn't, is it unreasonable for said gentleman to be a doctor? And in the Holy Roman Emperor's camp?

 

[Larianshill]

The alleged leak claims that he's a camp doctor for Sigismund's army. Sigismund is not from Kuttenberg - he's based in Hungary, which had access to the sea back then. Is it possible that a single negro from Mali made it to Venice, from Venice to Hungary, learnt hungarian language, was taken into service of the king, travelled with the king's army to Bohemia, learnt czech language for some reason (remember, this is the only language that Henry speaks), and is now talking to Henry about feminism? Sure, it's possible. Is it plausible? No.
For contrast, look at Markvart von Aulitz in the first game, or even the polish mercenary from the second game. Markvart speaks czech with great difficulty, the pole doesn't speak it at all.

 

[Melcar]

Anything is possible with imagination.

 

[GrainWetski]

It's so implausibly retarded that they might as well put dragons, elves and magic in the game. The orcs are obviously already in.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Guys, it's over... I've encountered a moor in a Polish game too.

 

[Melcar]

Can you kill him?

 

[Stavrophore]

Notice how mentioning niggers brought the usual libtard suspects. Everything to defend their access to BBC.

 

[Gandalf]

So, a fantasy game, huh?

 

[Elttharion]

So historylet here. Is it completely unreasonable for a how should I put it - supreme gentleman of color - to find his way from Mali into the middle of Europe in the 1400s?
If it isn't, is it unreasonable for said gentleman to be a doctor? And in the Holy Roman Emperor's camp?

Yes, both his presence and his depiction are unreasonable from a historical point of view. Not impossible but extremely unlikely. The motivation for his presence is obvious, you can decide if Warhorse bending the knee is a deal breaker for you or not.

 

[Melcar]

Black fantasy.

 

[Lord_Potato]

On some level I respect Ryzer's shtick.

A miserable frenchman so devoid of hope, he lives only to infect others with his black thoughts.
A spiritual vampire who feeds on hope. And snails, I guess.

Don't forget frogs, most likely gay due to chemicals in water

 

[The Wall]

African Love Doctor in Medieval Bohemian Woods. Does sound like title of amateur Czech porn

 

[The Wall]

Can we play as CJ/Tupak/Lebron James/P. Diddy in DLC? Why not? Should be historically accurate with WAKANDAN time travel technology we discover thanks to Dr. Musa

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

If it was "just the publisher" then Vavra could simply say that, but he won't because this is part of the marketing strategy. He'll just retweet stuff about "never injecting DEI into games" and then at some point post release, when the game has already sold millions and gotten a lot of positive coverage, they'll say "oops, but it's just one black guy, that's not DEI. What's the big deal?" or just make subtle, passive-aggressive references to the criticism "we're the best-selling historical game, but some still claim we're 'woke', ha ha, just a bunch of incels".

DEIniel Vavra

 

[Paul_cz]

Honestly I am glad for the black guy's presence now because this thread took way more hilarious turn than I ever expected

 

[Takamori]

I'm not surprised, its like a switch button.

 

[Ryzer]

So, a fantasy game, huh?

Don't worry, he will explain in a very based way that it's only logical since Bohemia was always multicultural, it's our strength.

If you disagree, remember that it's a fictional game and that the leftists are the true racist.

 

[The Wall]

I will mod this nigger being burned alive on town square, first week of game's release. Peasants will want to find out to what colour he changes when burned, since he's already pitch black. Medieval folk was scientifically curious like that!

 

[Infinitron]

I don't know how to embed this.

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1736620575254543.webm

The fact that they're not just uploading a straight gameplay clip at this point is kind of strange.

 

[V17]

Vávra has the option to do the funniest shit ever: raceswap the character to be white with a day 1 patch and reveal that he was only there to manipulate the gaming press.

No, I'm not high on copium, I do not for a nanosecond believe this to be reality, I'm quite sure they're eventually going to provide some historical explanation that's going to be theoretically possible but implausible and unsatisfactory and that's that.

But it would be really, really funny.