https://www.gamespot.com/articles/obsidian-wants-to-make-fallout-new-vegas-remastered/1100-6511908/
Fallout: New Vegas is one of the most beloved RPGs of all time, and it can be pretty tough to get it run well on a modern PC. The leadership of developer Obsidian would love to change that if they have a chance, with game directors Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky saying that
they would love to remaster the game.
The year is 2029, and the Fallout: New Vegas: Remaster: Premium edition has finally dropped, forcefully converting any copy on Steam and similar websites to the new version. All legal download/purchase links for the original version are taken down. The brand new OFFICIAL multiplayer mode requires a constant internet connection. All Legion quests have been removed, and the faction has been rendered permanently hostile to the player. House has been completely reworked into a story about how Donald Trump ruined America, and his catchphrase is "Make Vegas Great Again." Every other line of dialogue spoken by him ends with it. There are 23 new achievements, 4 of which are physically impossible to complete without breaking the game. Acquiring every achievement unlocks a new end of credits sequence where Joshua Sawyer and Chris Avellone are trapped in a basement, zip-tied to shitty office chairs, ball-gagged, and buck naked. Todd Howard descends from the basement stairs with a BBW-tier dragon dildo in each hand.
The scene fades to black. Muffled screams of pain and pleasure are audible. The darkness slowly fades away to reveal Todd Howard's stoic, unblinking expression.
"Buy my game." The words are repeated by him faster and faster, with a higher pitch each time, until the game CTD's. In its place is your web browser, forcefully opened, and on the store page for The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim: Legendarily Epic Edition.