Trigger the codex with a statement.

[ERYFKRAD]

Incels

Nobody here is incel since we are all clients of your wife. A cheap crack whore.

This explains a lot. I never should've married your mother.

IS THIS MAGEFAG YOUR FAULT AS WELL?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Incels

Nobody here is incel since we are all clients of your wife. A cheap crack whore.

This explains a lot. I never should've married your mother.

IS THIS MAGEFAG YOUR FAULT AS WELL?

No, I'm not his real dad. I always knew the boy had issues, I just hadn't realized he was tapping his mom too.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Incels

Nobody here is incel since we are all clients of your wife. A cheap crack whore.

This explains a lot. I never should've married your mother.

IS THIS MAGEFAG YOUR FAULT AS WELL?

No, I'm not his real dad. I always knew the boy had issues, I just hadn't realized he was tapping his mom too.

Very well, carry on.

 

[Cael]

There should be no races and classes; every character should have the same opportunities.
Think of all the benefits:

Everyone is included.
There can be no slurs.
You can role play safely knowing that you are playing yourself, and not someone you might feel unsafe playing. This also eliminates the chance for racial appropriation or playing racial stereotypes.
And it's good for diversity.

Jokes aside, I think that WoTC will make D&D 6E that way...

• Magic user specialized in necromancy = Goth chicks are hot?

Yep. Now imagine a Goth Chick turned into a vampire bride who will always be loyal towards her master and love him and never ages.

You have see the Asian Dread Necromancer chick, then?

 

[Cryomancer]

your mother.

Wrong again. My mother would never marry a guy like you. She is a amazing Alphatia enchantress noble and you are merely her slave. She used her spells to make you think that you married her, because the reality is too cruel for you, so you can work better at the brothel, being sodomized by half orcs/full orcs all day 24/7. Every mage hater has a reason to hate mages.

Asian Dread Necromancer chick,

Who?

 

[Wunderbar]

This is a "trigger the codex", not "trigger certain codexer" thread.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

She is a amazing Alphatia enchantress noble and you are merely her slave. She used her spells to make you think that you married her so you can work better at the brothel, being sodomized by half orcs all day 24/7.

So your mum, like your magic, is a figment of your imagination?

Every mage hater has a reason to hate mages.

Yes, they are mages.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This is a "trigger the codex", not "trigger certain codexer" thread.

Every one here is certainly a codexer so the point is moot.

 

[Pink Eye]

Every mage hater has a reason to hate mages.

I hate mages because they make MONKS look bad. These bastards are defying the laws of physics throwing fireworks at each other, and all I got is a fucking grapple and my shitty low BAB unarmed attacks. WTF!

 

[Cryomancer]

imagination?

LOL. I was just RPing as my char. For those who don't know, Meredoth(the char) is a Alphatian noble who has a Enchantress mother and a Transmuter father.

I hate mages because they make MONKS look bad. These bastards are defying the laws of physics throwing fireworks at each other, and all I got is a fucking grapple and my shitty low BAB unarmed attacks. WTF!

Monks has some SLA too. I know, it is triggering for a mage hater. hu3hu3

 

[mediocrepoet]

True fact: monks are unable to wear armour because they can't figure out how to put it on. Years of using INT as a dump stat has caused them to be inbred and retarded.

 

[Pink Eye]

Fuck. That explains why I can't figure out east from west when I play video games...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Fuck. That explains why I can't figure out east from west when I play video games...

No that's probably because you have your minimap on rotate

 

[Kruyurk]

True fact: monks are unable to wear armour because they can't figure out how to put it on. Years of using INT as a dump stat has caused them to be inbred and retarded.

How could the monks become inbred since they are all men ? What you are implying is pretty gay and is not how babies work.

Truth is, when people get a low-INT child they have the options to either give him to the monastery to become a monk, or give him to the woods to become a barbarian.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

True fact: monks are unable to wear armour because they can't figure out how to put it on. Years of using INT as a dump stat has caused them to be inbred and retarded.

How could the monks become inbred since they are all men ? What you are implying is pretty gay and is not how babies work.

Truth is, when people get a low-INT child they have the options to either give him to the monastery to become a monk, or give him to the woods to become a barbarian.

So which monastery are you from?

 

[Bigg Boss]

My white cousin married a black girl.

 

[Pink Eye]

So which monastery are you from?

This one:

 

[Ryzer]

Gothic 1/2 combat is atrocious and it's like pulling teeth.

 

[Kruyurk]

True fact: monks are unable to wear armour because they can't figure out how to put it on. Years of using INT as a dump stat has caused them to be inbred and retarded.

How could the monks become inbred since they are all men ? What you are implying is pretty gay and is not how babies work.

Truth is, when people get a low-INT child they have the options to either give him to the monastery to become a monk, or give him to the woods to become a barbarian.

So which monastery are you from?

I am not a monk but a barbarian. I shall be known as The Barbarian of the Codex.

 

[Pink Eye]

wtf they've multiplied! AHHHHHH!

 

[Kruyurk]

wtf they've multiplied! AHHHHHH!

Told you using water with barbarians was a bad idea.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

True fact: monks are unable to wear armour because they can't figure out how to put it on. Years of using INT as a dump stat has caused them to be inbred and retarded.

How could the monks become inbred since they are all men ? What you are implying is pretty gay and is not how babies work.

Truth is, when people get a low-INT child they have the options to either give him to the monastery to become a monk, or give him to the woods to become a barbarian.

So which monastery are you from?

I am not a monk but a barbarian. I shall be known as The Barbarian of the Codex.

Good. Barbarian away.

 

[KateMicucci]

There should be no races and classes; every character should have the same opportunities.

Close. Non-human races should not have classes. This would solve many problems.

 

[Nano]

My white cousin married a black girl.

They have any kids yet?

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Dwarves = the best:

• Fighters
• Clerics
• Paladins
• Barbarian
• Bard

Dwarves = the best at killing:
...

• Gnome

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