Kalin
Unwanted
well... who knows what we'll get
I know, it's poz
Right up your alley I bet
well... who knows what we'll get
I preordered the game day one and refunded it hours later after reading a dev interview.All these tards saying, “THIS is the final straw!” as if it wasn’t apparent the game was going to suck cock since its reveal.
Here's what 'the band' (the guys from Blackisle, Interplay, etc) should have done 10 years ago: set up a kickstarter with a 10 year plan. Let the community know that it may never be finished, and that they were working on a game in their free time. Expect us mugs to tip them a pint, the cost of their families birthday presents, or a few bucks for a lapdance at their local striptease club every now-and-again - on the assumption that some of that money would go towards 'the game'.
After 10-15 years, maybe something magical materializes, maybe it doesn't. In the mean time they continue working on their careers and doing whatever it takes to ensure they have a quality of life and a decent retirement. Maybe we all end up playing the game in our old age. In any case; I'm sure whatever game they managed to fabricate would have been better if we had to play it in our dotage, in comparison to the Kickstarter 'renaissance' and sequels we've seen over the past decade or so.
Here's what 'the band' (the guys from Blackisle, Interplay, etc) should have done 10 years ago: set up a kickstarter with a 10 year plan. Let the community know that it may never be finished, and that they were working on a game in their free time. Expect us mugs to tip them a pint, the cost of their families birthday presents, or a few bucks for a lapdance at their local striptease club every now-and-again - on the assumption that some of that money would go towards 'the game'.
and all the chicks will be wearing twice as much clothes.
Numenera literally had no redeeming qualities or anything close to resembling a game that is fun or deep in any way shape or form. The only good thing it had is it was easily forgettableNumale era was bad not because of its writing, but because its buggy as fuck and combat was unsatisfying. Writing was overdone if anything, bloated with long dull descriptions of insignificant characters and things. The last word that came to mind when playing was "cringe", it wasn't cringe, it was just jank.Yep, the chances of it becoming the same cringe fail as Numenera increase
I know she did the writing on Void Bastards. Wasn't bad.What else exactly has Cara Ellison worked on?
I know she did the writing on Void Bastards. Wasn't bad.What else exactly has Cara Ellison worked on?
The problem is that role for D2 was a "consultant" one to my understanding so they must be really grasping for fucking straws if that's the case.even they realize how fucking embarrassing it'd be to have to admit your game's writing is being headed by a fucking game journo (Cara Ellison) now.
She (?) worked on Dishonored 2 so she(?) already got some cred, even if there was dicksucking involved.
I'm sure their current target audience would prefer a stronk woman (?) over a wyte.
The "story" in Void Bastards can be summed up in 15 words. It's a popcorn game about looting spaceships in a comedy dystopia to try to put together the proper paperwork that allows you to be alive. (Spoiler, they kill you at the end anyway.) It would have been dumb to try to make it into some epic narrative. Moment to moment writing was certainly good enough for what the setting demanded.
I certainly agree that doing the writing for a game like Void Bastards won't win you a Pulitzer. Just saying, she has done more than write an RPS column.
Is there anything more pathetic then late 20 and 30 something women that larp as gamers for industry cred? They had plenty of games where you play as girl in power in games like jet force gemini or evil genius. Fuck these cunts.Remember when Cara Ellison was trying to "ban" Hotline Miami 2? https://archive.vn/vVQ7X
It had writing? Those poor Douglas Adams impressions in the sparse cutscenes?I know 'she' did the writing on Void Bastards. Wasn't bad.What else exactly has Cara Ellison worked on?