KickStarter We need more buttons

[Rahdulan]

Out of curiosity I Adblocked all the ratings buttons, then tried loading up a Codex page.

75% reduction in loading time.

Then I tried again with a thread that's full of social media embedding.

50% reduction in loading time.

Time to face the facts: The buttons are killing the Codex by dragging it to the bottom of the sea.

EDIT: Since adblocking all the buttons removes my ability to give out ratings, I edited the filter so that I can only give out Brofists.

I was actually wondering why multiple Codex tabs were suddenly slowing my shit down. Guess that explains it.

 

[gaussgunner]

Aren't the NO and disagree button doing the same?
One of them seems unnecessary.

That's like saying agree is the same as brofist.

 

[Irenaeus]

Aren't the NO and disagree button doing the same?
One of them seems unnecessary.

Just a brofist is a stronger agree, NO is a stronger disagree.

 

[thesheeep]

gaussgunner Irenaeus Well, with agree & brofist, I see the difference. You could brofist someone even if you don't agree, but still brofist for the effort he put into something, for example.

But what is the difference between "no" and "disagree"?

If we're going to introduce scales for buttons, we will soon have hundreds of them, for the different degrees of just how shitty a post is.
It's absurd, really, and there already are too many buttons.

 

[an Administrator]

NO means NO

 

[Irenaeus]

NO means NO

Actually, NO means maybe...

 

[RRRrrr]

We need a sad/crying button like this "" or something. Far too many sad posts.

EDIT: The "Negative" one is not sad enough. We need more sad ones just like we have multiple buttons for agreeing and disagreeing.

 

[throwaway]

Scrap it all, Watchwiz everyone.

 

[CyberWhale]

We can insert spoilers, but we still can't rate spoilers! Add a spoiler rating plox!

 

[Ismaul]

But if it's a spoiler rating, would it not have to be hidden?


Maybe there's already one, and we just don't know it.

 

[Lady_Error]

Reported for mystery harvesting.

 

[Ismaul]

But you're harvesting more than me. How is it possible?

 

[AW8]

What's the difference between "It is a mystery" and "It was Aliens"?
When are you supposed to use the "Doggy" rating?
And did we ever reach a concensus on what the goddamn parrot means?

 

[thesheeep]

What's the difference between "It is a mystery" and "It was Aliens"?
When are you supposed to use the "Doggy" rating?
And did we ever reach a concensus on what the goddamn parrot means?

Basically, you use the dog rating for everything where you don't know what other rating to use.
Except for me, where you use the sheeple rating - which in my case combines the meaning of all other ratings.

I cannot explain to you the parrot rating as explaining would defeat its purpose.

 

[AW8]

Parrot, Level 38 Holier-Than-Thou Feathery Beast

With Pompous Lifestyle Cosmetic DLC

 

[mastroego]

What's the difference between "It is a mystery" and "It was Aliens"?
When are you supposed to use the "Doggy" rating?
And did we ever reach a concensus on what the goddamn parrot means?

With the "mystery" button, you acknowledge that there's no explanation for the thing debated in the rated post.
With the "aliens" button, you acknowledge that the explanation has to do with aliens.
The parrot is self-explanatory.

 

[oneself]

NO means NO

Now we need a yes button.

 

[oneself]

We need a sad/crying button like this "" or something. Far too many sad posts.

EDIT: The "Negative" one is not sad enough. We need more sad ones just like we have multiple buttons for agreeing and disagreeing.

Like..This sad?

 

[skacky]

A bit off-topic, but why isn't the cuck button Anthony Burch?
inb4 cuck

 

[aris]

So when is the "alternative facts" button coming?

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

And did we ever reach a concensus on what the goddamn parrot means?

= emphasis, indeed, hmm..., tongue-in-cheek, mischievous

The parrot is a creature both majestic and versatile.

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[laclongquan]

Currently I have 5 buttons on 3rd line. Either go for 50+, or downsize them.

 

[Lady_Error]

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[DarkUnderlord]

Currently I have 5 buttons on 3rd line. Either go for 50+...

I'm taking suggestions.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Need a 'nuke from orbit' button, some new account is praising Bethesda's recent games in the Morrowind review thread