Ruprekt said:
GTA IV with a gamepad
The shittiest GTA. I love how every mission is the same and any planning and tactics are always prevented in some arbitrary fashion. It's gameplay just revolves around not making mistakes with shoddy controls.
Let's blow up those guy's van before we go in and start shooting, so that they can't escape - nah, it hasn't spawned yet, and if you try to block the backdoor with your car it will despawn.
Let's just walk over and shoot that guy - nah - you have to be in a vehicle!
Don't like motorcycle chases because the controls are shit? Well fuck you, your vehicle is, again, going to despawn.
Maybe there's a way out of this building other than through every armed person in it? Nope, can't blow up wooden doors, can't climb, can't do anything but popamole shoot everybody.
Kill that guy before he escapes - nah, he's unkillable until you have chased him enough.
What a good and fun game to play. I also had to check gamefaqs if the stupid friendship and date things affected anything important, luckily they don't so fuck them.
I'm currently wasting time on Crusader Kings. A fun game but quirky as hell, and the AI is an asshole, I mean I have killed your armies and conquered everything and not even white peace will do. WTF. Also I always play some amount of SC2, because I like reading losers whine.