Hm. Finished Witcher 3, decided to revisit Warhorse's Kingdom Come Deliverance.
Performance is so much better with the new rig but the gameplay is still somewhat janky.
This for instance, baffles me:
I'm having a hard time finding a reason why this should not be possible. If this game is as immersive as some people claim, then surely picking up an apple from a table is a given.
I shrugged at this, recalling that this is the first thing I noticed when I played the game back in 2018. Clearly not much has changed since then.
The quiet introduction makes way for the Cuman invasion. Barely moments after Henry and his dad finished a sword for the local noble. Then we are treated to Vavra's cinematic direction of a young boy watching his parents' death helplessly. Of course, without the player input.
'IT'S A CUTSCENE, HENRY! THERE'S NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN DO!'
And so I ran as instructed and attempted to stop a rape in progress.
The rape never ends. I tried watching it for 1 minute.
I punched the rapists on the back and fled towards the horse and realized I can't remember the key to mount a horse. Game over. It's X, by the way.
What follows is a tutorial on how to do a horseback riding for the first time.
Failure to master the basics of horse riding tutorial results in death.
If the horse starts making noise, slow down. If you look back, the Cumans are riding just behind you, firing arrows occasionally. This puts great pressure on the player. I can't imagine anyone enjoying this segment when they start the game the first time. It's a bit much for a tutorial. Juggle the horse stamina while taking great care not to let Cumans murder you. How's that for the first 30 mins experience?
Wuhan, China
'At last, it's over. Can I have fun now?'
Well, not really. For the next 60 minutes or so, the player has no choice but to be trapped in Vavra's cinematic universe of a castle under siege and a young wife of a barren old noble trying to make passes at a young farmboy.
I was trying to pay attention to this while my character is complaining of extreme hunger and starts to close his eyes occasionally due to exhaustion.
Then the game literally told you to waste time until morning for the next cutscene to trigger. Or... if you prefer you can just hit T and wait for a few hours.
MOVE OUT! That is exactly what the player wants, but Henry wants to bury his parents.
Q: How do we resolve this contradiction?
A: Dan Vavra doesn't give a fuck what you want
So the player obliges or refund the game at this point. If the player chose the former, he progresses either by stealing a disguise or jumping off a bridge like a chad. Here Henry met with what everyone told him he will find.
There was no vaccine for Cumans yet.
And almost on cue, the game starts glitching out.
Alarmed, I decided to just Save & Quit. Thankfully Warhorse still included that function for Hardcore mode.
Except they didn't solve the 'saving during plotline semi-cutscene' bug and I couldn't reload my 3 hours of save game.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee