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Arcane
It's not the worst game ever, unless you count the QTE's. 99% of my deaths have been to QTE's. There's something wrong with the developer when that's the case. Sometimes it's the piece of shit camera that forgets to move, but mostly it's just an unresponsive system that doesn't even tell you what to press sometimes. But anyway, beyond that, it's shit. Once you've done the fun part - which is upgrading your weapons, there's nothing left. You've explored every area, there should be a few tombs left, except the tombs are one room puzzles that are as easy as balls. Also, some people say it looks amazing. Maybe someone would be kind to explain to me how the texture on my radio looks worse than something from Doom. Juiced up Skyrim looks better than this and is actually easier on the resources. Que? And there's some kind of TessFX hair effect that makes your hair flow 'naturally'. TOO BAD THE HAIR TEXTURE IS A JOKE.
Anyway, finished, holy shit what a shitty story too. LARA YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. One rescue later. LARA YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. Rescue. Well there's a SHITLOAD of rescuing going on. And why doesn't Mathias kill you when he meets you the first time?? I know he's not all there, but really? Stupid villain syndrome? This was apparently written by uh Terry whatshisname Pratchett's? daughter? Get a new job, daughter of some writer guy. Because this is laughably bad. NO I TOTALLY COULDN'T GUESS ABOUT AN HOUR INTO THE GAME THAT HIMIKO WAS GOING TO DO A SOUL TRANSFER. OOHOOHOO. Or that the island was 'cursed'. Some of the worst VO I've ever heard in my life too. Which usually comes with the Tomb Raider territory, but with so many VO's, it's REALLY noticeable.
Oh yeah. WHY OH WHY OH WHY CAN'T I SHOOT REYES? THAT'S ALL I WANT.
This guy does a better Lara voice than Lara's VO:
THERE'S YOUR NEXT HIRE CRYSTAL CAN'T DESIGN FOR SHIT.
Anyway, finished, holy shit what a shitty story too. LARA YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. One rescue later. LARA YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. Rescue. Well there's a SHITLOAD of rescuing going on. And why doesn't Mathias kill you when he meets you the first time?? I know he's not all there, but really? Stupid villain syndrome? This was apparently written by uh Terry whatshisname Pratchett's? daughter? Get a new job, daughter of some writer guy. Because this is laughably bad. NO I TOTALLY COULDN'T GUESS ABOUT AN HOUR INTO THE GAME THAT HIMIKO WAS GOING TO DO A SOUL TRANSFER. OOHOOHOO. Or that the island was 'cursed'. Some of the worst VO I've ever heard in my life too. Which usually comes with the Tomb Raider territory, but with so many VO's, it's REALLY noticeable.
Oh yeah. WHY OH WHY OH WHY CAN'T I SHOOT REYES? THAT'S ALL I WANT.
This guy does a better Lara voice than Lara's VO:
THERE'S YOUR NEXT HIRE CRYSTAL CAN'T DESIGN FOR SHIT.