c u in da ballpit ashren
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Rimworld because Rimworld is an RPG.
John Whitehouse, not only did he have a badass name, but he was a badass old man that lead around a bunch of good for nothing youngsters and their hippity hoppity ongo bongo drum music lovin tribal friends. Unfortunately, he was captured, and for whatever reason I got bored. Think Gran Torino.
This one asian chick martial artist and some old man who was constantly hitting on her and sleeping in the same bed because of the weather outside. Here lies whoever that guy was, he never scored.
Some spastic chef who was always making the best meals despite sperging out on the ground in a frenzy because of brain damage. He was also in charge of international relations. Very charming guy, the royalty seemed to think.
Whoever that prisoner was that kept having the batteries explode on him. It would happen almost every other day, and right after he'd healed from the last.
The space muslim sharia law colony I had where it was traps and neolithic weapons only so I made a maze for the doorway and watched brainlets run right into sawblades and body crusher traps. That was a mountain colony, yet what's odd is that insects never spawned inside the mountain, but they did spawn outside and blocked us off from ever seeing sunlight again. We never had to worry about raids ever again because they acted as a natural defense, but they were reproducing nonstop and formed this layer of goo and hives and enemies from raids that happened years ago, stuck in webs. At one point we had to do something about it when the front gate wouldn't shut, so if the electricity went off, the insects would eventually traverse the maze and reach an open door into our humble sharia abode. I decided that no fuckin bug was going to tell me how to beat my slaves, so I sent two people out, but remember in Night of the Living Dead when that dude and his girlfriend and the main guy go outside to get the car? Well instead of exploding there was just no way to get back into the colony once they somehow made it out, so they traveled the world and started their own settlement deep in the tunnels of some area on the map that sounds like "asshole."
John Whitehouse, not only did he have a badass name, but he was a badass old man that lead around a bunch of good for nothing youngsters and their hippity hoppity ongo bongo drum music lovin tribal friends. Unfortunately, he was captured, and for whatever reason I got bored. Think Gran Torino.
This one asian chick martial artist and some old man who was constantly hitting on her and sleeping in the same bed because of the weather outside. Here lies whoever that guy was, he never scored.
Some spastic chef who was always making the best meals despite sperging out on the ground in a frenzy because of brain damage. He was also in charge of international relations. Very charming guy, the royalty seemed to think.
Whoever that prisoner was that kept having the batteries explode on him. It would happen almost every other day, and right after he'd healed from the last.
The space muslim sharia law colony I had where it was traps and neolithic weapons only so I made a maze for the doorway and watched brainlets run right into sawblades and body crusher traps. That was a mountain colony, yet what's odd is that insects never spawned inside the mountain, but they did spawn outside and blocked us off from ever seeing sunlight again. We never had to worry about raids ever again because they acted as a natural defense, but they were reproducing nonstop and formed this layer of goo and hives and enemies from raids that happened years ago, stuck in webs. At one point we had to do something about it when the front gate wouldn't shut, so if the electricity went off, the insects would eventually traverse the maze and reach an open door into our humble sharia abode. I decided that no fuckin bug was going to tell me how to beat my slaves, so I sent two people out, but remember in Night of the Living Dead when that dude and his girlfriend and the main guy go outside to get the car? Well instead of exploding there was just no way to get back into the colony once they somehow made it out, so they traveled the world and started their own settlement deep in the tunnels of some area on the map that sounds like "asshole."