Why was SDG banned?

[KIss My Ass]

Who here is good at Unreal Tournament? I'm not asking Crispy because he will lose on purpose.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Who here is good at Unreal Tournament? I'm not asking Crispy because he will lose on purpose.

I am the best UT player this world has ever seen.

Edit: Skinwalker

 

[Skinwalker]

Crispy will lose regardless of whether he tries to win or to lose.



As for me, I've never touched Unreal Tournament in my life, and am generally bad at FPS games. Or anything that involves multiplayer in any way.

 

[Modron]

As for me, I've never touched Unreal Tournament in my life, and am generally bad at FPS games. Or anything that involves multiplayer in any way.

You're hired!

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Skinwalker, do you accept the nomination to be SDG's champion?

 

[Skinwalker]

No.

 

[Eirinjas]

I'll do it if SDG goes to church on Sunday. Alternatively, he can make a video of himself singing ABBA's Waterloo for the world to enjoy.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I choose Dayyalu, who ever tf that is - https://youtu.be/yM0zD2cmrTI?si=BVoykUIHJXRHGY5r

If he wont do it I choose Infinitron or Hando.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'll do it if SDG goes to church on Sunday. Alternatively, he can make a video of himself singing ABBA's Waterloo for the world to enjoy.

Are you good?

Edit

Nvm I choose one of these people. Doesn't matter which.
https://www.esportsearnings.com/games/182-unreal-tournament/top-players#google_vignette

 

[DarkUnderlord]

SDG by nominating everyone, you have failed to choose a champion. Therefore your champion will be King Crispy.

King Crispy and I will determine a time and date convenient to both of us where we shall battle for your discouragement.

If King Crispy wins, your discouragement will be lifted. If he fails, you will remain discouraged until a new champion arises.

 

[Maxie]

wow such an ineresting match
one of you thinks UT is a turn-based game the other plays upside down

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Maxie, you will join the match and fight with Team Crispy for SDG.

 

[Maxie]

lol, rotfl even

 

[King Crispy]

I might actually score a kill this time because I don't really care about the outcome.

 

[Radiane]

No matter who wins, SDG will be the true winner of our hearts

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

 

[Fedora Master]

SDG by nominating everyone, you have failed to choose a champion. Therefore your champion will be King Crispy.

King Crispy and I will determine a time and date convenient to both of us where we shall battle for your discouragement.

If King Crispy wins, your discouragement will be lifted. If he fails, you will remain discouraged until a new champion arises.

You could at least try to give him a chance.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Fedora Master, you too will join Team Crispy and fight for SDG.

Crispy, what time works for you this weekend that's still within reasonable Australian hours?

 

[Fedora Master]

Fedora Master, you too will join Team Crispy and fight for SDG.

Crispy, what time works for you this weekend that's still within reasonable Australian hours?

We both know this isn't going to happen.

e: Wait a minute, I get the feeling someone here just wants a Codex UT match...

 

[King Crispy]

this weekend

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Well I'm away the week after so it's either that or a few weeks time. Poor SDG will have to wait.

 

[King Crispy]

I could, theoretically, abdicate my responsibilities as champion of SDG and transfer them to someone else of my choosing.

But in order to do so I would need approval from both him and you. I'd also probably attach my own mini-quest as a condition. Something simple, though; maybe forcing him to reach the first town in Fallout on his Steamdeck or something like that.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

You would abdicate your crown for SDG?

 

[King Crispy]

My lawyer has advised me to say nothing more at this time.

 

[Fedora Master]

You would abdicate your crown for SDG?

Give SDG Crispy's mod rights. It'd be funny. Do it.