deuxhero
Arcane
What are some of the best examples of Bioware's awful dialog?
Texas Red said:If you ask Flemeth's name, she responds "Names are pretty but useless." How does that make any fucking sense? The fail at wiriting is more significant when you look at PS:T and how it handled names.
Real people frequently say things that are corny and make no sense, in an attempt to look profound or whatever.
This is true philosophical thinking, don't you understand, gamer? If the hack writer takes any basic element of human nature/society/language and makes an assertive philosophical-sounding rejection of that idea, then that becomes pure insight and brilliance. You don't actually have to think about it, you just have to sound enthusiastic.Texas Red said:If you ask Flemeth's name, she responds "Names are pretty but useless." How does that make any fucking sense? The fail at wiriting is more significant when you look at PS:T and how it handled names.
Excommunicator said:This is true philosophical thinking, don't you understand, gamer? If the hack writer takes any basic element of human nature/society/language and makes an assertive philosophical-sounding rejection of that idea, then that becomes pure insight and brilliance. You don't actually have to think about it, you just have to sound enthusiastic.Texas Red said:If you ask Flemeth's name, she responds "Names are pretty but useless." How does that make any fucking sense? The fail at wiriting is more significant when you look at PS:T and how it handled names.
That is what real intelligence is about you bastard common-folk
"The ship ran around on the reefs near the city. I managed to make it to shore. Most of my men weren't as lucky. Poor sods. I knew some of those men almost ten years. Oh, balls."bhlaab said:There's always a catch life is a catch I suggest you... CATCH... it will you can!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbbGX4Wz0Y
baronjohn said:In DA:O you can say to a merchant "I hear you're making a killing! Me too! (kill him)" I don't know. I can't even imagine a child writing this. You literally have to be an inexperienced, tasteless, artless retard to both write this and to not find it gravely offensive.
- But I don't want to ever leave you.
- Want a sandwich?
I don't truck with demons
Hmmm. Apostate Prostitutes? Apostatutes!
C(arver): You know, Fenris, I also have a tattoo.
F(enris): A what?
C: A tattoo, everyone got one before battle at Ostagar, mine's a mabari, for strength.
F: Does it allow you to pierce people chests and tear their insides ?
Cr: Huh no, but I can make it bark.
F: Don't.
It's not a medieval setting, it's a fantasy setting, you fucking dumbfuck. They can use whatever language they want to.Vibalist said:I hate how Bioware have always failed to capture medieval speech in games that take place in medieval settings.
The Gentleman Loser said:baronjohn said:In DA:O you can say to a merchant "I hear you're making a killing! Me too! (kill him)" I don't know. I can't even imagine a child writing this. You literally have to be an inexperienced, tasteless, artless retard to both write this and to not find it gravely offensive.
That's almost 80s Schwarzenegger Movie quality right there.
Vibalist said:I hate how Bioware have always failed to capture medieval speech in games that take place in medieval settings. They do try, but fail because their characters keep going back and forth between speaking like the characters in LoTR and real life people. On one hand you have Morrigan saying 'tis' instead of 'this is', characters using expressions like "shall we move on" and all other sorts of old school shit. But then a minute later someone will say something modern-sounding like "anyways, let's get on with our mission" or "you're a pretty awesome guy, Grey Warden" and the illusion kind of breaks.
Geoffrey Chaucer said:Yclenched overthwart and endelong
With iren tough; and for to make it strong,
Every pyler, the temple to sustene,
Was tonne-greet, of iren bright and shene.