Wrath of the cringefinder compilation thread

[Tyranicon]

Time to shitpost while I wait for cringe to be compiled.

 

[Pink Eye]

Look at the bright side my fellow Owlcat chads. At least your game doesn't have pedophilia

 

[Fedora Master]

Look at the bright side my fellow Owlcat chads. At least your game doesn't have pedophilia

Wasn't the Storyteller a homo and a pedo?

 

[Pink Eye]

Idk i didn't play enough of wrath to find out, lol.

 

[perfectslumbers]

Apparently he's a 10 000 year old mage that makes Areelu look like a little baby. I haven't bothered to find every note though so idk about him being a gay pedophile.

 

[Bigg Boss]

All NPC's in Wrath should be devout Catholics for Codex to like them.

 

[Sunri]

Apparently he's a 10 000 year old mage that makes Areelu look like a little baby. I haven't bothered to find every note though so idk about him being a gay pedophile.

He's not pedo but Fedora wouldn't know after all he got gatekeeped by gargoyles in ch2

 

[perfectslumbers]

He's not pedo but Fedora wouldn't know after all he got gatekeeped by gargoyles in ch2

Thanks Sunri

 

[ga♥]

No indication of being gay either. Unless you think Frodo and Sam are both gay.

 

[LannTheStupid]

Being cringy because of intense wokeness - is another. Sure, sex related stuff by itself is almost always trigger some folks around here since many of them think that simply doesn't belong to games like this but that's a different story. Woke themes, various agendas and insertion of political views into goddamned mass cult entertaiment products however isn't just a cringe writing - and the forms in which that stuff appears in the subj are amusing only for so long.

So what is your objection, actually? You don't like any politics in any mass (however, Wrath is not that "mass") entertainment product or you don't like politics that contradicts your values?

Also, every 3-4 pages of this thread I am reminded that the quality of writing is discussed by people who cannot read, be it in-game dialogues or the combat log.

 

[LannTheStupid]

All NPC's in Wrath should be devout Catholics for Codex to like them.

Elite NKVD executioners are good enough for me.

 

[Fedora Master]

Fairly certain the storyteller does the usual "my lover" casual drop in a conversation at one point.

 

[Nano]

All NPC's in Wrath should be devout Catholics for Codex to like them.

So you do want them to be homosexual pedophiles?

 

[Bigg Boss]

One or two would be realistic wouldn't they? I would love to murder a pedophile...I mean in a game.

 

[Camel]

Only thing I dislike is explicit sex scenes. I don't see the point and they're always awkward.
Innuendos, fade to black, love stories are fine.

Woke neopuritans will purge sex scenes from the games like they already did in the mainstream movies and Me too witch-hunt doesn’t help. Ever notice how R-rated/mature rated movies have tons of blood and gore but no sex scenes and almost zero debate nudity.

Sex cards ftw. Witcher did the right thing for once. Make the broads you bang in game into achievements to unlock!

Precisely. The feminist butthurt about them was just gravy.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Only thing I dislike is explicit sex scenes. I don't see the point and they're always awkward.
Innuendos, fade to black, love stories are fine.

Woke neopuritans will purge sex scenes from the games like they already did in the mainstream movies and Me too witch-hunt doesn’t help. Ever notice how R-rated/mature rated movies have tons of blood and gore but no sex scenes and almost zero debate nudity.

Sex cards ftw. Witcher did the right thing for once. Make the broads you bang in game into achievements to unlock!

Precisely. The feminist butthurt about them was just gravy.

I've seen well-done gore, I've yet to see a well-done sex scene in a game.

 

[perfectslumbers]

Ever notice how R-rated/mature rated movies have tons of blood and gore but no sex scenes and almost zero debate nudity.

That's just an American thing tbh. Films from other countries have tons of nudity

Although even then I'm somewhat skeptical of the "American's hate sex!" meme. Don't think I've ever watched an adult television show that wasn't filled with sex

 

[Tyranicon]

Ever notice how R-rated/mature rated movies have tons of blood and gore but no sex scenes and almost zero debate nudity.

That's just an American thing tbh. Films from other countries have tons of nudity

Although even then I'm somewhat skeptical of the "American's hate sex!" meme. Don't think I've ever watched an adult television show that wasn't filled with sex

Americans love to tiptoe around the boundaries of moral guardians. Having explicit sex is right out. But dry humping/softcore with tits hanging out is fine.

I've seen well-done gore

Hmmm, what game would you say has well-done gore?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Sex is meant to happen behind closed doors, blowing brains out is meant to happen in public. Simple as.

 

[perfectslumbers]

Hmmm, what game would you say has well-done gore?

I liked The Witcher 3's dismemberment.

Sex is meant to happen behind closed doors, blowing brains out is meant to happen in public. Simple as .

Fucking based

 

[Nano]

Sex is meant to happen behind closed doors

Sex is meant to happen wherever. Do you think humans were celibate before doors were invented?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Sex is meant to happen behind closed doors

Sex is meant to happen wherever. Do you think humans were celibate before doors were invented?

It happened behind closed caves.

 

[perfectslumbers]

I think it's quite likely that ancient humans were at least somewhat private since the developing brains of children tend to have a difficult time when exposed to sex

 

[LannTheStupid]

A, and now puritans.

 

[Tyranicon]

Fun fact: people used to have sex so much in cemeteries and churches that religious authorities issued extensive degrees against copulation in those areas specifically.

Why?

Because historically, most domiciles did not provide adequate privacy for sex. So it was either doing the deed in full view of your family, or finding a quiet corner somewhere to shag in.