These brave souls wil be putting their life on the line for your amusement
We always need fresh reserves. Sign up for glory today!Team Roster said:Flying Spaghetti Monster
Elwro
ComradeCommisar
Silellak
Pipka
GarfunkeL
Zappater
Brother None
Undead Phoenix
anus_pounder
Andyman Messiah
Mike Jahn (Back after surgery)
Reserves:
back to sportforredneck
Brave, departed BROs:
BethesdaLove
Lightbane
Azira
So, after getting horribly raped by games workshops lawyers for ripping off their license with Chaos League, Cyanide eventually went and made a "real" blood bowl game. And by "real", I mean a bloated mess that got half the rules wrong and had a horrible interface.
I haven't actually played the game before -- but as friend of mine did, and he gave me his disc. We'll be playing the campaign, leading a team of 11-16 players into glorious bloodshed™ and accidental touchdowns on the pitch. Naturally, we'll be playing on the highest difficulty.
The game gives us a choice of races to choose from:
Humans: All-rounders. Lots of positionals. Vanilla race
Orcs: Big, green and mean. They're somewhat slow, but very tough. Expect them to make a ton of casualties nce they get some skills on their positionals
Skaven: Very fast, very cheap, very fragile. These guys are going to get killed a lot. They'll win a ton of matches though.
Lizardmen: An odd mix of tough and squishy. I sucked at playing them in tabletop
Wood elf: Fragile and squishy. These guys have tons of agility, and will probably have an easy time winning the cup. They're also complete and utter fags, like all elves.
Chaos: Furfags. They have lots of goats, and tentacles later on with mutations
Dwarves: If I pick these guys, it'll be a faceroll to victory. Seriously, dwarves are EZ mode.
You have 24 hours to cast your votes, then we'll create our team. Whoever suggests a team name that makes me laugh the longest is team captain. I'm also going to need at least 11 players to make a starting roster. Who's man enough for the pitch 'o glory?
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After serious consderation, I have decided that playing blood bowl on hard is not EXTREME enough. Therefore, whichever race is picked I will NEVER GIVE A PLAYER BLOCK. If someone (like, say, a human blitzer) starts with t, that's fine and dandy. But block is such a boring no-brainer skill. Having no block will make dicerape more likely, leading to player deaths and a massive of ths LP.
Index of matches
Preseason test
Meet the rapists
Game #1: I shall call him "Onesie".
Game #2: Fun with Goats
Game #3: Skulls, skulls everywhere!
Game #4: The return of Goatse
Game #5: ForrestFag Showdown
Game #6: The Green Massacre
Game #7-10: Steamroller Extravaganza!
Game #11: Purge the mutants!
Game #12: ITZ HAS ARRIVED!
Game #13-14: Come to Plaguefather Nurgle! Let him embrace you.
Game #15: Midget Mayhem
Game #16-17: When an unstoppable force meets a squishy object
Game #18: Blood for the Blood God!
Game #19: Endzone