oldmanpaco
Master of Siestas
You can have all the lady you want, but in the DLC you will be forced to fuck a random guy and get pregnant.Is this thing still on?
I was disappoint in this largely because of AC: Origins. I liked that because it was pretty decent historical fiction, with a sense of time and place and didn't play completely fast and loose with real history, and when it did, it did so fairly intelligently. AC: Odyssey was pure herp derp Xena. Better brawling than in Origins but still mind-numbingly grindy; also every place I visited felt more or less the same, just with different levels of fancy architecture. There was none of the feeling of variety that I got when going from Siwa to Alexandria and from there up the Nile.
But mostly I couldn't get past the bad-comic-book grade retardation. I don't think I ever could if I decided to return to it one day. Especially the way the Spartans were portrayed.
That's all well and good but I just bought this and I am starting a fucking 77 gig download (WTF!). For the first time since Tomb Raider II I plan on playing a woman in a video game and I better be able to have sweet, sweet lady sex with any bitch I do not kill.
God dammit. If I play as the dude can I fuck twinks while still maintaining my masculinity?