Baldur's Gate #BaldurGate: Siege of Dragonspear

[Tacgnol]

I liked Keldorn. It's so unusual to get older characters in RPGs...

Of course, his character was literally the old cop ready to retire who just need to do one more job... but that's vidya geam writing for ya.

Keldorn was a surprisingly inoffensive Lawful Good character. Most LG characters end up extremely obnoxious due to bad writing.

 

[Hegel]

The Inquisitor kit was overpowered.

 

[Excidium II]

But he hates your waifu.

 

[Theldaran]

No. Dynaheir the member of a sexist, only women leaders organization is trying to lecture another woman, who is also from a sexist, only women leaders organization. Hypocrite is the least you can call her.

But that's alright, since being sexist while you're one of the Master Gender is okay.

 

[Athelas]

I liked Keldorn. It's so unusual to get older characters in RPGs...

Eh? There's always at least one old geezer among the companion roster in most every Black Isle/Obsidian/Bioware RPG: Cassidy, Dak'kon, Kreia, Okku, Jolee, Wynne, etc.

 

[Excidium II]

I liked Keldorn. It's so unusual to get older characters in RPGs...

Eh? There's always at least one old geezer among the companion roster in most every Black Isle/Obsidian/Bioware RPG: Cassidy, Dak'kon, Kreia, Okku, Jolee, Wynne, etc.

And you can never bang them. Because all sorts of sexual degeneracy is fine but seniors are gross.

 

[Kem0sabe]

And you can never bang them. Because all sorts of sexual degeneracy is fine but seniors are gross.

So are dwarfs according to Gaider. He draws the line at fucking livestock.

 

[DeepOcean]

In conclusion, 95% of the Codex hates it because it's SJW propaganda, and the other 5% hates it because it's bad SJW propaganda.

Makes sense.

Hey, what about diversity? Why didn't you include the codexers that hate the game because it is mediocre? Check out:

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Hmmm... so many places to go, could it be, could it be that Beamdog allow you to exploe Baldur's Gate again? Let's check out that tavern over there...

Fucking shut up Corwin, I don't give a fuck to those Rashemi travelers and I don't fucking give a fuck to Duke Eltan. Stop holding my hand and let me explore this map. Sure there will be alot of side quests to see and places to visit, I still remember going to a ton of places on BG 1, let me alone for mah exploratium... hmmm... why is there a black bar on the lower half of the screen? Bug? Let me zoom out and check out the huge map I will explore...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Alright... calm down, obviouly BeamDog made smaller maps and carved them with a knife on a very amateurish way but they compensated with quality, there must be awesome quests on this inn, have patience DeepOcean. You will see...

Sure Robel, I can't wait to do your quest, what is it? It must be something truly interesting...

Okay, inside the inn there will be much better quests, I'm sure of it.

Hmmm... a bunch of Baldur's Gate nobles talking of conspiracy to take the city to themselves. Fuck the Shinning Lady, I'm interested on this.

Obviously I chosen the most interesting option, I want to be a part of this conspiracy very much.

Yes, yes, this quest gonna be good...

I'm my own man lady and besides, I'm tired of fetch quests and this looks like it will be good.

Hey... What? Where are you going? And the conspiracy? Don't leave me alone with Minsc, please.

 

[CptMace]

Did you bring him a drink tho ?

 

[Athelas]

I liked Keldorn. It's so unusual to get older characters in RPGs...

Eh? There's always at least one old geezer among the companion roster in most every Black Isle/Obsidian/Bioware RPG: Cassidy, Dak'kon, Kreia, Okku, Jolee, Wynne, etc.

And you can never bang them. Because all sorts of sexual degeneracy is fine but seniors are gross.

Well, there might be one exception:
http://torment.wikia.com/wiki/Tattoo_of_Ravel's_Kiss

"Your lips have touched the night hag, Ravel, and there are few who have met her and lived, much less caused her to feel some emotion other than contempt and hatred. This tattoo is blood red, and reminds you of the blood that Ravel drew when your lips touched hers. It may not have been the wisest decision, but it took tremendous bravery and strength to kiss her. When inscribed on the skin, the tattoo steels the heart and body and helps the wearer throw off the effects of paralyzation, but at the same time, it dulls your intelligence and wisdom somewhat."

 

[Excidium II]

#lmao

 

[Space Insect]

Was there any other way that dialogue could go?

 

[FeelTheRads]

And you can never bang them.

Perhaps not the face of a pedophile as much as that of a gerontophile.

 

[Excidium II]

Bioware even taunts the player with giving wine to Dr. Chakwas that doesn't result in anything.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

LOL
Am I to assume it's NOT, especially with all the other contemporary (and left-winged) stuff pushed with a shoe horn in the very same product?
Lol, get over yourself, pal.

production of the game begun begore the current migrant crisis

filarako den kses ti les

 

[pippin]

Would you?

 

[Mustawd]

Yes. I'm serious.


Got anymore? I will answer truthfully.

 

[Excidium II]

I tried.

 

[Excidium II]

Have you ever undressed Wynne?

 

[Bubbles]

Would you?

I don't like women with foot implants.

 

[Lacrymas]

I don't like women with foot implants.

Transhumanistphobe.

 

[Jimmious]

LOL
Am I to assume it's NOT, especially with all the other contemporary (and left-winged) stuff pushed with a shoe horn in the very same product?
Lol, get over yourself, pal.

production of the game begun begore the current migrant crisis

filarako den kses ti les

oxi esy ksereis re corporate jew master einai ola synomosia twn aristerwne

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

twn evraiwn

oi aristeroi einai aplws oi poutanes tous

 

[Jimmious]

xrysaygiths e? pws sto diaolo vrikes tetoio forum, thelei egkefalika kyttara, entypwsiazomai

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

vasilikos

oi xrysaugites einai aristeroi me diaforetiki mpogia

kai lol, kanontas to 'dex na einai otidipote allo apo ena matso klammena mounia