Baldur's Gate Baldur's Cringe 3 compilation thread

[Black]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

 

[Modron]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

Has this racist mod been removed from the nexus? It's reducing diversity.

 

[Zariusz]

Now rather than Baldurs Gate its more like a Baldurs Plantation

 

[Iucounu]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

Why not make a single mod to let you chose any skin color on NPCs? Then everybody should be happy, and nobody could use racism as an excuse to take it down.

 

[racofer]

Jesus christ. This thing is actually in the game?

 

[VerSacrum]

Jesus christ. This thing is actually in the game?

Yeah, sassy circus owner/necromancer with a bunch of quirky skeletons. Peak Larian comedy, no?

 

[Catacombs]

Jesus christ. This thing is actually in the game?

Yeah, sassy circus owner/necromancer with a bunch of quirky skeletons. Peak Larian comedy, no?

Modeled after a drag queen, no less.

 

[sebas]

Yeah, sassy circus owner/necromancer with a bunch of quirky skeletons. Peak Larian comedy, no?

Honestly considering their past "jokes" (cheese, smelly panties, the dumbass wizard in the originals etc) this guy is the least of their alphabet encroachments in BG3.

 

[Camel]

Yeah, Cringefinder shows combatfags will play any game even with their character getting pegged by a woman in a story if they like the combat enough.

I predicted the BG3 pegging scene 1,5 years ago.

 

[Raghar]

I just saw a talk about ring of regeneration, circumcision, and a calamari selling Italian restaurant.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Personally, I stopped playing after the second act, partly because of how linear and under-paced it was, and partly because of how embarrassing Isobell and Nightsong's relationship was after killing Kethric:

Nightsong: "Hoho, don't talk to me now, Main Heroine, I have to fuck my girlfriend now, hoho."
Isobell: "Oh, stop it, Nighty, hihi!"

I cringed. Really. Even me, The Cgringy Man of Codex.

 

[Sunri]

Personally, I stopped playing after the second act, partly because of how linear and under-paced it was, and partly because of how embarrassing Isobell and Nightsong's relationship was after killing Kethric:

Nightsong: "Hoho, don't talk to me now, Main Heroine, I have to fuck my girlfriend now, hoho."
Isobell: "Oh, stop it, Nighty, hihi!"

I cringed. Really. Even me, The Cgringy Man of Codex.

i cringed too when i realized there is no option to peek on them

 

[Ryzer]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

Has this racist mod been removed from the nexus? It's reducing diversity.

In case you didn't know, diversity just means less white people to none.

 

[Camel]

There's been a blockbuster movie.

Which was a huge flop losing a hundred million bucks.

If you think BG3 is distilled cringe, the movie might give you an aneurysm. At least that's what I assume from the trailers, they really threw me off ever wanting to watch the thing.

You should watch or at least pirate it, I hate woke SJW disease but the movie is good if pozzed.

 

[Zariusz]

Personally, I stopped playing after the second act, partly because of how linear and under-paced it was, and partly because of how embarrassing Isobell and Nightsong's relationship was after killing Kethric:

Nightsong: "Hoho, don't talk to me now, Main Heroine, I have to fuck my girlfriend now, hoho."
Isobell: "Oh, stop it, Nighty, hihi!"

I cringed. Really. Even me, The Cgringy Man of Codex.

That is the reason why i release her but then quickly kill Isobel before going and sieging the tower, well because of that and the fact that im unique loot hoarder. This way Jaheira and most of the inn NPC survived and i was saved from Dykesong cringe story, tbh after reading that Ketheric dialogue about Nightsong "stealing" Isobell from him, this story arc started to smell like it was turning into some lesbian power fantasy about punishing "evil" father who didnt want to see his daughter turned into carpet muncher. Later i sold her to Lorroakan since she was useless anyway (and it seems she bugged out since later she talked as if Isobell was alive). Really if not for the last Light Inn events and her influence on Shadowheart questline i would always just remove the annoying bitch.

 

[jaekl]

Lesbians are always trying to pretend like they have the same struggles as the gay man but no one cares about lesbians unless they're searching for pornography.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Personally, I stopped playing after the second act, partly because of how linear and under-paced it was, and partly because of how embarrassing Isobell and Nightsong's relationship was after killing Kethric:

Nightsong: "Hoho, don't talk to me now, Main Heroine, I have to fuck my girlfriend now, hoho."
Isobell: "Oh, stop it, Nighty, hihi!"

I cringed. Really. Even me, The Cgringy Man of Codex.

i cringed too when i realized there is no option to peek on them

Well, Nightsong has quite a pretty face. Her scene with Isobell would definitely change my approach a bit.

Personally, I stopped playing after the second act, partly because of how linear and under-paced it was, and partly because of how embarrassing Isobell and Nightsong's relationship was after killing Kethric:

Nightsong: "Hoho, don't talk to me now, Main Heroine, I have to fuck my girlfriend now, hoho."
Isobell: "Oh, stop it, Nighty, hihi!"

I cringed. Really. Even me, The Cgringy Man of Codex.

That is the reason why i release her but then quickly kill Isobel before going and sieging the tower, well because of that and the fact that im unique loot hoarder. This way Jaheira and most of the inn NPC survived and i was saved from Dykesong cringe story, tbh after reading that Ketheric dialogue about Nightsong "stealing" Isobell from him, this story arc started to smell like it was turning into some lesbian power fantasy about punishing "evil" father who didnt want to see his daughter turned into carpet muncher. Later i sold her to Lorroakan since she was useless anyway (and it seems she bugged out since later she talked as if Isobell was alive). Really if not for the last Light Inn events and her influence on Shadowheart questline i would always just remove the annoying bitch.

Basically Kethric's entire arc is stupid. If I understand correctly, he was first a priest of a good deity and then changed his religion to Evil when his wife died. Then he got jealous of Isobell (worried about the lack of grandchildren, I guess) who was being fucked by the daughter of his old goddess and when his child died but came back to life he became even more edgy and went to The Most Evil deity. In the background there are also dead relatives and a lot of notes/tiles that are easy to miss in the game, where each plate is interactive.

Lesbians are always trying to pretend like they have the same struggles as the gay man but no one cares about lesbians unless they're searching for pornography.

Porn actresses are regular, heterosexual women who have sex for the same reason as other heterosexual women - they need men's attention (and control over us). Real lesbians do not have this type of stimulation, so their relationships are asexual (however, even lesbians need attention from men, so sometimes they come up with something).

 

[JarlFrank]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

Has this racist mod been removed from the nexus? It's reducing diversity.

It was never released on the Nexus.

The mod creator knew this wasn't wanted there, but he made it anyway.
He didn't upload it on other modding sites either.

He just made it for himself, took screenshots, uploaded those, and some game journo rag reported on it as if some dude making a personal mod he doesn't upload for others to play is relevant news.

These people are so enormously triggered by the white Wyll mod, this is the level of cope and seethe they employ.

 

[9ted6]

https://imgur.com/a/0TDu3fP

Has this racist mod been removed from the nexus? It's reducing diversity.

It was never released on the Nexus.

The mod creator knew this wasn't wanted there, but he made it anyway.
He didn't upload it on other modding sites either.

He just made it for himself, took screenshots, uploaded those, and some game journo rag reported on it as if some dude making a personal mod he doesn't upload for others to play is relevant news.

These people are so enormously triggered by the white Wyll mod, this is the level of cope and seethe they employ.

White NPC mod: look how racist this mod author is
Black NPC mod: look how brave this mod author is

I'm gonna give credit where it's due though, most comments I've seen about that mod called it racist too.

 

[Fedora Master]

The All Blacks mod is fitting though because the companions are all niggers

 

[Serus]

Typical for muricans/left though. Only races in existence for most purposes are niggers (oppressed) and whites (oppressors). Rarely native niggers. Where is my all-asians mod? Why it's never yellow skin? Why no mod with only asian micro-penises?* It's always blacks. And if american blacks were physically different than blacks elsewhere (other than being more fat) we'd only see american blacks. Even if Europeans did it. They just copy most things from USA-ians.
Sorry, rant is a bit off-topic.

*And sex with a panda bear.

 

[thesecret1]

And if american blacks were physically different than blacks elsewhere (other than being more fat) we'd only see american blacks.

They are. Why do you think that in virtually all media, you see various shades of brown (and usually lighter shades to boot)? You never see the truly pitch-black niggers you can see in many parts of Africa, because the libshit hacks are directly portraying american blacks. American whites too, for that matter – you rarely see them feature truly pale complexions of northern europe.

 

[VerSacrum]

I sure hope they never put Eritreans and Somalians in video games
See these lanky creeps enough on a daily basis

 

[JarlFrank]

And if american blacks were physically different than blacks elsewhere (other than being more fat) we'd only see american blacks.

Yes, in fact East Africans (Ethiopians) look very different from West Africans (where most US blacks come from), yet whenever a game or film portrays East Africans they look just like US blacks.

 

[potatojohn]

Patch 3 added the reddit poop knife

lol this game understands me perfectly thank you kind stranger i too love poop jokes

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