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Tyranicon

A Memory of Eternity
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If you are this anal about the writing I suggest you fuckle up, bucko, because it's only gonna get worse.
Wait until he gets to Act 3 and gets an aneurysm from the plot.
 

damager

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elven babarian that's build like Conan
:nocountryforshitposters:
I mean look at this chad
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Melcar

Arcane
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Location
Merida, again
Wouldn't you be afraid of getting your balls chopped off? Is he one of those barbarians/berserkers that ran around naked in battle?
 

Kruyurk

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Wouldn't you be afraid of getting your balls chopped off? Is he one of those barbarians/berserkers that ran around naked in battle?

These naked barbarians where always paired with a shield-wielder assistants protecting the sensitive parts from injuries, and protecting the viewer from unsolicited dong-sighting.

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Semiurge

Cipher
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Asp Hole

This is funny. I actually have some characters in my fantasy setting, that can often be heard saying things like this. Except, rather than being party members, they're the most black-hearted and viscous villains you could ever have the displeasure of encountering.


Oh, but it's my mores that are skewed, right??

That's just a cunning advertisement for alternative lifestyles that cannot possibly result in children.
 

damager

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Taking Astarion with me seems more and more like something only a total madman would do. Still we just fought 3 Ogres and would have probably not made it without him. I can't let him and his critcal hits go now.
 

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