Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Shaki]

Why the 3rd is so far away, I can't wait for this fucking release any longer, I'm hyped af to be able to finally play this game and then come on Codex and tell you all why I hate it

 

[Fedora Master]

Why the 3rd is so far away, I can't wait for this fucking release any longer, I'm hyped af to be able to finally play this game and then come on Codex and tell you all why I hate it

Same

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Drakortha]

I just woke up from an incredible dream!

I was playing a small portion of Baldur's Gate 3. It might have just been a demo I was playing, just to see if I would like the game.

In this small segment of gameplay I was able to meet a few potential companions as we worked to "deal" with an enemy goblin, and how to approach every choice. The choices I made were really my own, and the best part was how reactive and life-like my companions were.

The facial expressions and personalities were very charming and realistic, even more so than LA Noire. One girl in my party made an ironic joke and it actually had me laughing in my sleep! It was like she was a real person with a real personality. I think I fell in love with her immediately.

Guys, I am not joking, this dream really just happened.

WOW!

 

[Grunker]

brilliant

he's gone from having exactly one opinion to having exactly one joke

 

[Drakortha]

brilliant

he's gone from having exactly one opinion to having exactly one joke

It's not a joke.

It's 6:45 am. I only JUST woke up and I had to write my dream down before It slipped from my memory.

 

[processdaemon]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

 

[Daedalos]

I just woke up from an incredible dream!

I was playing a small portion of Baldur's Gate 3. It might have just been a demo I was playing, just to see if I would like the game.

In this small segment of gameplay I was able to meet a few potential companions as we worked to "deal" with an enemy goblin, and how to approach every choice. The choices I made were really my own, and the best part was how reactive and life-like my companions were.

The facial expressions and personalities were very charming and realistic, even more so than LA Noire. One girl in my party made an ironic joke and it actually had me laughing in my sleep! I think I fell in love with her immediately.

Guys, I am not joking, this dream really just happened.

WOW!

kill urself

 

[KIss My Ass]

You've gotta get off of this line of attack. Fucking things is not a big deal really. It's the romance that's the truly scary part about the whole situation. Think about it bro -

A guy fucking a sex doll is a creeper, but there's a "boys will be boys" element to it which limits the creepy factor a bit. You just may not want to let that guy around your kids but he's probably harmless.

Now a guy who not only fucks the doll, but he sets it a place at the dinner table and talks to it, gives it tender little kisses, buys it clothes and jewelry? YIKES. Makes the hairs on your neck stand on end.

Fantasy game masturbators are downright *wholesome* compared to romance enjoyers.

Oh I'm aware. There's actually a movie that deals with this entire subject matter.

It's actually a really good movie. I'm not even trolling.

 

[Grauken]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

No worry, it's been proven in studies that spoilers actually improve your enjoyment of something

 

[Abu Antar]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

I'm annoyed by no pre-load. I will have to wait 10 minutes for the game to download, and install.

 

[Grauken]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

I'm annoyed by no pre-load. I will have to wait 10 minutes for the game to download, and install.

So someone answered your call for foot pics

 

[Shaki]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

I was going to ask, why won't you just pay for Geforce Now or something and play in cloud without needing to download... Maybe Larianfags were right, I might actually be retarded

 

[EvilWolf]

You've gotta get off of this line of attack. Fucking things is not a big deal really. It's the romance that's the truly scary part about the whole situation. Think about it bro -

A guy fucking a sex doll is a creeper, but there's a "boys will be boys" element to it which limits the creepy factor a bit. You just may not want to let that guy around your kids but he's probably harmless.

Now a guy who not only fucks the doll, but he sets it a place at the dinner table and talks to it, gives it tender little kisses, buys it clothes and jewelry? YIKES. Makes the hairs on your neck stand on end.

Fantasy game masturbators are downright *wholesome* compared to romance enjoyers.

Oh I'm aware. There's actually a movie that deals with this entire subject matter.

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It's actually a really good movie. I'm not even trolling.

I've never set the table for it, that's just retarded dolls have no need for sustenance. Putting it in sexy clothing and jewelry improve the experience. As for the kissing thing: I understand kissing and hand holding are maximum haram, but come on now. You're just assmad I spent a miniscule fraction of what I would spend on 3DPD in a single month.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I just woke up from an incredible dream!

I was playing a small portion of Baldur's Gate 3. It might have just been a demo I was playing, just to see if I would like the game.

In this small segment of gameplay I was able to meet a few potential companions as we worked to "deal" with an enemy goblin, and how to approach every choice. The choices I made were really my own, and the best part was how reactive and life-like my companions were.

The facial expressions and personalities were very charming and realistic, even more so than LA Noire. One girl in my party made an ironic joke and it actually had me laughing in my sleep! It was like she was a real person with a real personality. I think I fell in love with her immediately.

Guys, I am not joking, this dream really just happened.

WOW!

Why wasn't your trolling this creative in the RE threads? If you were doing this kind of stuff I would have welcomed you with open arms, cretin.

 

[Drakortha]

Why wasn't your trolling this creative in the RE threads? If you were doing this kind of stuff I would have welcomed you with open arms, cretin.

Dude, I'm not trolling!

Everyone in this thread is so mean to me just because I like something. I'm going back to Reddit!

 

[Abu Antar]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

I'm annoyed by no pre-load. I will have to wait 10 minutes for the game to download, and install.

So someone answered your call for foot pics

They wanted more than that! I'm joking.

I'm holding out to release day. Hoping for a day 1 discount or something, on top of what I managed to scramble together in my Steam wallet.

 

[Pizzashoes]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

How about you take your computer and drive somewhere that has at least 10 megabyte/second download speed, wait for three to four hours, and then drive back home?

 

[Fedora Master]

Spoiler

 

[Grauken]

Spoiler

Find us something with bears, this is just too vanilla for the BG3 aficionados

 

[Crispy]

Okay I can tell that her right hand is feeling the other's left breast, but what's up with the other breast? It's pressed up against her body pushing it upwards, but there seems to be a much, much higher amount of mass in her right breast compared to her left.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TOPIC

 

[Fedora Master]

Okay I can tell that her right hand is feeling the other's left breast, but what's up with the other breast? It's pressed up against her body pushing it upwards, but there seems to be a much, much higher amount of mass in her right breast compared to her left.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TOPIC

I actually agree with you here. This looks like an AI made it.

 

[processdaemon]

However unlikely it may be I'm praying for some kind of preload, I'm in the middle of the countryside at launch with an estimated download time of nearly 48 hours and I lack the self control not to spoil myself for two days

How about you take your computer and drive somewhere that has at least 10 megabyte/second download speed, wait for three to four hours, and then drive back home?

I'm roaming so my mobile data is even slower than the broadband, but now that you mention it getting a local sim and trying somewhere less rural with that would be a good idea, thanks!

 

[processdaemon]

Okay I can tell that her right hand is feeling the other's left breast, but what's up with the other breast? It's pressed up against her body pushing it upwards, but there seems to be a much, much higher amount of mass in her right breast compared to her left.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TOPIC

Perhaps the character creator allows for breast size distribution as well as genital customisation. They really are trying to include everyone

 

[Crispy]

Wait, you're telling me I'll be able to make one of my human monk's balls the size of a grapefruit?

Edit: Excuse me, ascetic monk.

Edit 2: Helnuz the Chaste, chosen of the Temple of Timbreru, will wander the lands of Faerun, seeking knowledge, combatting evil, all the while hiding his most precious secret, the fact that one of his testicles is the size of a large citric fruit. Being violently ascetic, he will be completely aware of all of the fornication and wicked and wonton pursuit of carnal pleasures happening all around him -- even within his own party while he sleeps on his plain bamboo mat under the stars at night -- but he will have no part in any of it. Purity is the key to his power. Abstinence is the path to wisdom. What the hell is that bear doing here?