Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Ryzer]

I like how the animation of purchasing in Diablo 4 shop is better made than anything else in the entire game, really shows where the efforts put by the devs really went.

 

[Fedora Master]

Still no review keys by the way. Not at our site nor any of the ones I've checked with.

Just from a few pages ago. Larian doesn't like Codex, which really isn't a surprise at all.

Infinitron rn

 

[Shaki]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

 

[Steezus]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

It's like LARPers calling themselves knights.

 

[Gradenmayer]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

Yeah, I didn’t mean to include myself in your retarded trio, thanks for clarifying that.

 

[Swen]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

How will you cope when BG3 will be a commercial and critical success?

 

[Rieser]

Still no review keys by the way. Not at our site nor any of the ones I've checked with.

Just from a few pages ago. Larian doesn't like Codex, which really isn't a surprise at all.

He's hardly referring to a review, though. Even that little *** Jason Schreier confirmed no one (he knew of) had received codes prior to yesterday, and he has his tentacles everywhere. Mortismal only does 100% reviews, at least for newer games - good luck getting that out anytime soon, much less 3rd.

 

[Fedora Master]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

How will you cope when BG3 will be a commercial and critical success?

Neither are signs of actual quality. At least that's what the Copedex always says when a game they dislike is successful.

 

[Kiste]

The game will single-handedly brainwash 5 million people into trannydom, faggotry and beastiality (both, with bears and nigs).

It will be a huge win for degenerates like me and the (((overlords))) who are behind it all.

It will be glorious.

 

[Steezus]

Still no review keys by the way. Not at our site nor any of the ones I've checked with.

Just from a few pages ago. Larian doesn't like Codex, which really isn't a surprise at all.

He's hardly referring to a review, though. Even that little *** Jason Schreier confirmed no one (he knew of) had received codes prior to yesterday, and he has his tentacles everywhere. Mortismal only does 100% reviews, at least for newer games - good luck getting that out anytime soon, much less 3rd.

Yes, he's hardly referring to a review. Only mentions that he's suddenly busy to the point of not doing scheduled content during a time where review codes were expected to be sent out and that he will talk about the thing he's busy with on aug 3rd, the day BG3 releases.


My man, are you retarded?

 

[Shaki]

We just called them Zoophilic degenerates for 200 pages straight. What’s not to like?

Don't say "we" when it was only a couple of prestigious crusaders holding the fort against the endless tide of degenerate Larian zombies, and you were a part of the evil horde.

How will you cope when BG3 will be a commercial and critical success?

Why would I cope when I already estimated it as the biggest commercial RPG success ever. There is absolutely no doubt the bear and gay interspecies sex, BDSM, feet licking, shit eating game will be a massive commercial hit.

It's like LARPers calling themselves knights.

In a world when you're either on the side LARPing as knights, or on the side LARPing as whatever the fuck this is:

smooching the mole on Shadowcutes butt

I know what choice is far less cringe.

 

[Grauken]

Neither are signs of actual quality. At least that's what the Copedex always says when a game they dislike is successful.

True, the real sign of quality will be when BG3 wins the GOTY

 

[Steezus]

I know what choice is far less cringe.

You and a lot of Codex certainly do not, but keep reaching for the stars.

 

[Shaki]

I know what choice is far less cringe.

You and a lot of Codex certainly do not, but keep reaching for the stars.

Thankfully you and the rest of the Reddit crowd are true experts on cringe, idk what we would do without your expertise

 

[Alienman]

I hope they are not last-moment changing visual style a la Whalenought.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

I've watched a few videos to catch up with this. The visual and world design are god awful. Forgotten Realms has always been high fantasy cringe, but art style used to be so much better back in the day.

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

 

[Harthwain]

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

Maybe BG1. BG2 is much more bombastic in its scale. It has a high fantasy feel.

 

[Swen]

I've watched a few videos to catch up with this. The visual and world design are god awful. Forgotten Realms has always been high fantasy cringe, but art style used to be so much better back in the day.

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

>Game has sunlight

"OMG, game is so gaayyyyyy!!!"

 

[whydoibother]

Fellas, is it gay to have female love interests in your game?

 

[Kem0sabe]

Still no review keys by the way. Not at our site nor any of the ones I've checked with.

Just from a few pages ago. Larian doesn't like Codex, which really isn't a surprise at all.

He's hardly referring to a review, though. Even that little *** Jason Schreier confirmed no one (he knew of) had received codes prior to yesterday, and he has his tentacles everywhere. Mortismal only does 100% reviews, at least for newer games - good luck getting that out anytime soon, much less 3rd.

He also does a sort of first impressions video for games, just to give some quick thoughts. The 100% review coming later.

 

[Kiste]

Fellas, is it gay to have female love interests in your game?

Yes, because the females have penises in BG3.

 

[Swen]

Fellas, is it gay to have female love interests in your game?

Yes, because the females have penises in BG3.

Romance in BG3 is like a box of chocolates

 

[jaekl]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

 

[whydoibother]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

If you think about it, you are a man, playing this game by yourself. You are a man playing with yourself. You are playing with a man. Think about it.

 

[jaekl]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

If you think about it, you are a man, playing this game by yourself. You are a man playing with yourself. You are playing with a man. Think about it.

I can't think about it or else I'll get overcome with FURIOUS ANGER