Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[jaekl]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

 

[whydoibother]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

If you think about it, you are a man, playing this game by yourself. You are a man playing with yourself. You are playing with a man. Think about it.

 

[jaekl]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

If you think about it, you are a man, playing this game by yourself. You are a man playing with yourself. You are playing with a man. Think about it.

I can't think about it or else I'll get overcome with FURIOUS ANGER

 

[Grauken]

Fellas, is it gay to have female love interests in your game?

Yes, because the females have penises in BG3.

Romance in BG3 is like a box of chocolates

Not enough white chocolate for some people

 

[whydoibother]

Not enough white chocolate for some people

BIG BLACK DROW GENITALS TYPE 1 ON A BODY TYPE 2

 

[Reinhardt]

If I'm playing a game, (keeping in mind it's a fantasy adventure and not a porn so I'm simply here to slay vile creatures and cast magic missiles) - and another man has put sultry dames before my eyes to try and manipulate my feelings and make me feel horny with their various curves, lumps, bumps and bits... IMO that's a gay #METOO against me. I don't consent to *any* sex or sex-adjacent stuff in the world of pretend.

good thing there are no sexy females in western games anymore so your virginity is safe.

 

[Kiste]

Not enough white chocolate for some people

BIG BLACK DROW GENITALS TYPE 1 ON A BODY TYPE 2

MALE HALF-ORC BARBARIAN WITH A NEOVAGINA.

 

[Lyric Suite]

I've watched a few videos to catch up with this. The visual and world design are god awful. Forgotten Realms has always been high fantasy cringe, but art style used to be so much better back in the day.

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

I said something similar to this but it really bears repeating.

"Fantasy" designs nowadays are total, utter shit. They are almost as generic as mobile games.

 

[Lyric Suite]

I've watched a few videos to catch up with this. The visual and world design are god awful. Forgotten Realms has always been high fantasy cringe, but art style used to be so much better back in the day.

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

>Game has sunlight

"OMG, game is so gaayyyyyy!!!"

BG1 had sunlight and wasn't gay.

 

[Larianshill]

Three days left.

 

[Reinhardt]

BG1 had sunlight

not much. it's already snowing in southern parts of the map.

 

[whydoibother]

Three days left.

I still flip-flop on what to play first. I'm now psyopping myself to play a custom character, rather than an origin character.

 

[Lyric Suite]

BG1 had sunlight

not much.

Not much? 90% of the game is outdoors with areas ranging from cheerful forests with bird chirping and everything, bright sea shores and even desert canoyns and shit. Having played BG1 after Diablo the game felt like opening a window in a bright summer morning by comparison.

 

[Larianshill]

Yeah, I'm still choosing between paladin and bard too. I think I'm sticking with paladin, but we'll see.

 

[Swen]

I've watched a few videos to catch up with this. The visual and world design are god awful. Forgotten Realms has always been high fantasy cringe, but art style used to be so much better back in the day.

BG3 looks like straight out of a (gay / tranny) fever dream. Both Baldur's Gate games look like gritty low-fantasy worlds in comparison.

>Game has sunlight

"OMG, game is so gaayyyyyy!!!"

BG1 had sunlight and wasn't gay.

It was cloudy at best.

 

[Orud]

If you need to think about the choice between a Paladin or Bard, you've already fallen.

 

[Gradenmayer]

 

[Reinhardt]

BG1 had sunlight

not much.

Not much? 90% of the game is outdoors with areas ranging from cheerful forests with bird chirping and everything, bright sea shores and even desert canoyns and shit. Having played BG1 after Diablo the game felt like opening a window in a bright summer morning by comparison.

it still feels like mid-autumn.

 

[Kem0sabe]

My plan was Drow Sorcerer/Warlock but this weekend as was playing a bit of the early access with a drow warlock and the racial reactivity to just acting like a dick to everyone makes me want to play a Drow dark urge as my second "evil" playthrough.

A Dragonborn for my first playthrough would be a good alternative as the second race with more reactivity, but lack of Dark vision sucks considering how much of Act 1 and 2 is spent in dark areas. Drow racials are very good indeed.

 

[Raghar]

BG1 had sunlight

not much. it's already snowing in southern parts of the map.

Snow with sunlight.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Not enough white chocolate for some people

Side tangent: there's a (formerly) popular pop song in Italy called "Gelato al cioccolato" (Chocolate Ice Cream - 1979),

It was something of a hit 45 years ago and it remained fairly popular for years. On a superficial level it sounded like your vague, generic love song and the text was about a kiss that tasted of ice cream.
The singer was also your typical "mom's favorite singer". Young, a bit of a midget, not exactly handsome but "cute" enough to be popular with a lot of women, etc.

More than 30 years later, the author (read "the writer who wrote the song for that singer") released an interview where he admitted that he wrote the song as a homage for his black lover's big penis.
Years passed now and still no one can sing that song anymore with a straight face.
The original singer was embarrassed to the point of mortification when confronted with the reveal and to this day he still refuses to perform it again.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Pupo was always kinda of faggy though.

Still, this shows there's just something wrong with faggots. It appears their entire existence is defined purely by sex and nothing else. That's why when they shove LGBTQ+ books into schools it's all pornographic shit. It's all they are apparently.

 

[Gradenmayer]

Pupo was always kinda of faggy though.

Still, this shows there's just something wrong with faggots. It appears their entire existence is defined purely by sex and nothing else.

This might break your mind- you will not know someone is a fag until they talk about sex.

 

[Grunker]

Three days left.

I still flip-flop on what to play first. I'm now psyopping myself to play a custom character, rather than an origin character.

I’m locked in bruv. It’s Durge Bard. Prolly gonna regret it

 

[Reinhardt]

Pupo was always kinda of faggy though.

Still, this shows there's just something wrong with faggots. It appears their entire existence is defined purely by sex and nothing else.

This might break your mind- you will not know someone is a fag until they talk about sex.

so you mean you will know almost instantly?