Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Cat Headed Eagle]

It's almost here bros. My cock is FUCKING HARD and Shadowheart's even HARDER!!!!

 

[Ryzer]

It's almost here bros. My cock is FUCKING HARD and Shadowheart's even HARDER!!!!

Will she pound your character in game?

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Calling it now. Total BG3 lifetime sales wont surpass 3 million. It will be respectable numbers because of all the queers and furrys, but not a major blockbuster.

Depends on how buggy it is at launch. If it's Cyberpunk 2, it's dead in the water for the time being, sure.

But if it's even remotely playable, I think the amount of buzz could push it well over that.

 

[Elthosian]

BG 3 already sold around 2-4 million units during Early Access, according to steamdb.

I do wish some kind of super fan does a comparison for dialogue when the game comes out. I know I'll be spamming that skip key just like in DOS.

Also, are they doing the narrator shit again? I hated the faux British narrator from DOS2. It was like reading a bad Neil Gaiman book.

They were at 2 million before the PFH and Gamalytic has a delta of 500k from then to now. 2.6 to 2.7 sounds reasonable when accounting for new GOG and PS5 preorders. Let’s see how much more they get in the first month.

 

[Turisas]

BG 3 already sold around 2-4 million units during Early Access, according to steamdb.

I do wish some kind of super fan does a comparison for dialogue when the game comes out. I know I'll be spamming that skip key just like in DOS.

Also, are they doing the narrator shit again? I hated the faux British narrator from DOS2. It was like reading a bad Neil Gaiman book.

And miss out on amazing writing like this?

 

[ArchAngel]

Calling it now. Total BG3 lifetime sales wont surpass 3 million. It will be respectable numbers because of all the queers and furrys, but not a major blockbuster. Also trying to wrap my brain around how Armored Core 6 came into the discussion. It's not even a RPG, lol.

Look D4 has tranny characters like you shown us but BG3 has sex with animals so my guess is BG3 has more sales than your weak D4.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

It's almost here bros. My cock is FUCKING HARD and Shadowheart's even HARDER!!!!

Did you just stumble upon the real reason they wanted people to be able to respec NPCs?

 

[jaekl]

Calling it now: seeing goblins cleaned up and wearing lingerie is going to turn an entire generation into goblin fuckers and you won't even be able to go to the store without being accosted, bitten, spit on etc. by gangs of fatherless goblins popping out of trash cans and manholes as you walk by. I hate goblins man, this goblin stuff really stresses me out.

 

[Shaki]

Im gonna do a quick BG2 playthrough before the release. Only based, good-aligned, non-retarded, non-romanceable, non-degenerate companions. So far I have Keldorn, Mazzy, Anomen. Anyone else that fits the bill? I never played with Cernd, how is he? Can a tree hugger be a decent human being? Also I'm torn on whether I should take Imoen/Nalia, or just make my PC Mage/Thief multi to cover the roles. I can't decide if either of them fits the non-retarded requirement.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Calling it now: seeing goblins cleaned up and wearing lingerie is going to turn an entire generation into goblin fuckers and you won't even be able to go to the store without being accosted, bitten, spit on etc. by gangs of fatherless goblins popping out of trash cans and manholes as you walk by. I hate goblins man, this goblin stuff really stresses me out.

This man see the future. But someone seen this even earlier:

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

It's almost here bros. My cock is FUCKING HARD and Shadowheart's even HARDER!!!!

Will she pound your character in game?

It's almost here bros. My cock is FUCKING HARD and Shadowheart's even HARDER!!!!

Did you just stumble upon the real reason they wanted people to be able to respec NPCs?

yes and yes

i'm ready for shaddy's flail of ages

 

[Tyranicon]

Goblins should be purged.

 

[jaekl]

Calling it now: seeing goblins cleaned up and wearing lingerie is going to turn an entire generation into goblin fuckers and you won't even be able to go to the store without being accosted, bitten, spit on etc. by gangs of fatherless goblins popping out of trash cans and manholes as you walk by. I hate goblins man, this goblin stuff really stresses me out.

This man see the future. But someone seen this even earlier:

Thanks, I hate it!

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Im gonna do a quick BG2 playthrough before the release. Only based, good-aligned, non-retarded, non-romanceable, non-degenerate companions. So far I have Keldorn, Mazzy, Anomen. Anyone else that fits the bill? I never played with Cernd, how is he? Can a tree hugger be a decent human being? Also I'm torn on whether I should take Imoen/Nalia, or just make my PC Mage/Thief multi to cover the roles. I can't decide if either of them fits the non-retarded requirement.

As I've said, all of them are cucks except Korgan. I guess Anomen isn't a real cuck, but he's a dushbag.

Keldorn is a literal cuckhold. His wife is banging some guy before you even meet him.
Mazzy is waiting in a rape cage when you meet her. She's going to be the consort of the Shade Lord. Who knew shadows had a sex drive.
Cernd knocked up his wife and then abandoned her. She went off and banged some noble.

Imoen and Nallia are two flavors of the same broken idea. Crap at being a mage, crap at being a thief. Same with multiclass PCs, so long as you didn't mod the level cap.

 

[Aphex81]

Game of the gen is almost here

Call of duty Black ops 3, best FPS ever then?

Wonder how you guys will cope when the reviews start coming in.

Great times ahead and much more butthurt for the haters!

I already left a negative review for your commie censorship.

 

[Tyranicon]

No fun having in this paladin squad!

 

[La vie sexuelle]

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No fun having in this paladin squad!

Don't be ridiculous. That's a future of Baldur's Gate 4. And D&D:



You get this NTR inclusion too? :D

 

[Joggerino]

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No fun having in this paladin squad!

Don't be ridiculous. That's a future of Baldur's Gate 4. And D&D too:



You get this NTR inclusion too? :D

I guess this is the sequel??

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

The only acceptable way to play this game is a full party of Paladins.

Meet an evil frog woman: purge.
Meet an evil cleric of Shar: purge.
Meet an evil vampire elf: purge.
Meet a one-eyed Warlock: purge.
Meet some weird magic using criminal who steals magic items: purge.
Meet a bunch of demonic-looking people, including a demonic barbarian with a Mary Sue heart: purge.
Meet druidic heathens: purge.
Meet goblins and a negro elf: purge.
Meet weird drag queen self-insert who--ACK: purge.

 

[Larianshill]

Le deus vult, fellow magapede

 

[La vie sexuelle]

View attachment 39559

No fun having in this paladin squad!

Don't be ridiculous. That's a future of Baldur's Gate 4. And D&D too:



You get this NTR inclusion too? :D

I guess this is the sequel??

Some coomer is making comics and anoter adapts that in this form. He has 390 videos now.

 

[Tyranicon]

I can't believe I make high-effort porn, when I can just make low effort porn for more money.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I can't believe I make high-effort porn, when I can just make low effort porn for more money.

So you are on crossroads of life now. Choose wisely.

 

[Raghar]

17 hours. Then 2 days of downloading...

 

[Serious_Business]

YOU GONNA CUM BABY? CAN'T HOLD IT IN?

AHHHH

That was it. Not much happened, in the end