Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Robber Baron]

Who's the audience of these "patches" and "updates"? How much can you play the same act over and over again?

 

[Fedora Master]

Who's the audience of these "patches" and "updates"? How much can you play the same act over and over again?

(((News Posters)))

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Time to send Swen another email detailing how much Codex loves the new update

 

[Fedora Master]

Time to send Swen another email detailing how much Codex loves the new update

Don't bother unless it's a mail bomb or anthrax.

 

[Sharpedge]

I have absolute trust in Swen and in Larian to outdo everyone in terms of cringe on the market. They will put everyone to shame including my favorte trash fanfiction writers from Owlcat.

Larian has a specific kind of autistic retard style writing based around most gross and unwanted parts of any rpg narrative, and they have the money to fully voice act, and animate, it all. BG3 would produce cringe memes for years and topple Bethesda and Bioware.

The popularity would amplify these processes, and just like devs tried to emulated Larian by shoving full vo everywhere; it would hurt generations of RPGs for years to come.

Shadenuat this isn't quite what you had in mind, but:

If you like the sound of meat hitting meat (stop giggling), then you’ll love the latest addition to your arsenal - the equippable Salami. Yes, they can be dual wielded.

If you like the sound of meat hitting meat (stop giggling)

the equippable Salami. Yes, they can be dual wielded.

the equippable Salami

"Ha ha, why don't you like Larian's humor? Their games are just about a light-hearted kind of fun"

Next thing you know, you have equippable salami in Baldur's Gate.

I swear to God, if the equippable salami has a unique animation when you use the Dip action to put it on fire, I will ask for a refund.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

Needless to say Reddit is having a fucking field day with the godawful salami forced meme.

 

[Gargaune]

Time to send Swen another email detailing how much Codex loves the new update

Stop being lazy, just walk up those stairs and tell him. Sitting at your desk all day is bad for you.

 

[The_Mask]

I can't wait to roleplay as the Salami Swami from Powerpuff Girls.

Spoiler

 

[mediocrepoet]

I don't see what the problem is, guys. Some of my favourite internet videos involve cute blondes dual wielding salamis. Now I can have that in my gaming time too!


Seriously, who is the audience for this shit?

 

[Ontopoly]

Seriously, who is the audience for this shit?

The same audience larian has always catered to. This isn't anything new. This is larian. If you or anyone you know are just realizing it or you've been a fan up until this point and this is somehow the wake up call, you need to take a good look in the mirror and realize just how bad your taste is and always has been.

 

[Pink Eye]

>I can't wait to roleplay as the Salami Swami from Powerpuff Girls.
Dude. I fukin' luv the powerpuff girls. Loved watching that show as a kid. You seen their movie? The one with the origins of mojo jojo? Has an epic monkey fight. God. It's been so many years. I need to rewatch the movie. One of my all time favorites.

 

[The_Mask]

I was half kidding, half not, really. I mean, it would be pretty amazing to be able to use *absolutely anything* as a weapon (in case you want to), but at the same time, this brings back memories of when I was a teen and there were all those pictures with "if something doesn't work, throw a shark at it". Patently stupid(?). But funny.

As I said before, about everything that Swen is doing: if people are having fun, who are you to judge?

Maybe it's gigglesnorty that you can beat the game dual-wielding salamis, until someone actually does it and has fun.




There are only 2 things of relevance in that equation: you and the PC; and PC doesn't care.

 

[Fedora Master]

Larian are dragging down the entire hobby by catering to mouthbreathing Redditors.

 

[conan_edw]

 

[Larianshill]

We can't wait to hear what you think about all the spells at your disposal...

All 15 of them (at level 20). only eight of which wizard can't learn, and only one unique to the class.

 

[Thonius]

Sorc? 60gb? Yawn. One class that's barely different from the basic wizard, sure there are bloodlines but every bloodline starts giving cool shit after lvl 12. Wings could be cool in bg3 but that's so fucking late in the game it won't matter.

 

[Larianshill]

Spoiler

Minsc has a unique model now.

 

[Fedora Master]

The levels of cringe when Larian gets to write Minsc will be off the charts.

 

[Thonius]

I mean he was always cringe-incarnate...Giant Space Hamster hahaha...

 

[Larianshill]

I wonder if his design will wildly clash with everyone else's. BG1-2 had a very, very unique way every character looked and dressed (it wasn't good, but it was unique), that has been lost to time.

 

[Black]

Isn't 5e sorc just a worse wizard?

 

[Thonius]

Isn't 5e sorc just a worse wizard?

Ye, it's mod material at best. Just take a look at PFK call of the wild mod added 6 gorrilion of classes and they work. So, adding the class is not a problem at all what's difficult as in man-hours is adding CnC and so forth. And since they insist on voiced dialogs this shit starts to bloat.
Furthermore, the wizard is already a soiled class in DnD5, it's akin to arcanist in pathfinder. A mix of Wizzard from dnd3 and sorc.

 

[Tuco Benedicto Pacifico]

We can't wait to hear what you think about all the spells at your disposal...

All 15 of them (at level 20). only eight of which wizard can't learn, and only one unique to the class.

That basically amounts to ONE single spell if they don't raise the current level cap above 4.

 

[Larianshill]

Actually, chaos bolt is not a PHB spell, so it probably won't be in the game.

Edit: Oh, I realize you meant Enhance Ability.

 

[Orud]

At this point I'm sure that they're keeping the Paladin class for the actual release, so they can rekindle interest from the large masses. Because, as everyone knows, it's the best and most popular class.