Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[The_Mask]

I have said repeatedly -- and will say again -- that Larian is at their worst when they are trying to be funny. Belgians are not funny.

I think that by being consistently cringe and failing to be funny, they turn around and start to be funny because of their consistent inconsistency.

It's kind of charming that they're not taking themselves seriously, to be honest. If anything, some of the criticisms aimed at the game will be deflected by this "laissez faire" attitude.

 

[zapotec]

When I said goty, I said in reference to game journo's goty. Of course, in codex, there are lots of great games who own goty. Anyway, this year I believe that in codex, the goty will be disputed between BG3 and Wh40k Rogue Trader. Two Turn Based games. The RtWP haters will gonna love it. At moment, with only the chapter 1 of this game and chapter 2 of RT, is hard to decide which one is the best.

Hate to break it to you but Rogue Trader is not coming out this year, if for some weird reason it does release it will be so broken and buggy it wont be in contention.
Dont get me wrong Ive sunk retarded amounts of time in both Owlcat games but lets be real.

Well both Kingmaker and Wrath of the Rightheous were broken and buggy at release

 

[Skorpion]

When I said goty, I said in reference to game journo's goty. Of course, in codex, there are lots of great games who own goty. Anyway, this year I believe that in codex, the goty will be disputed between BG3 and Wh40k Rogue Trader. Two Turn Based games. The RtWP haters will gonna love it. At moment, with only the chapter 1 of this game and chapter 2 of RT, is hard to decide which one is the best.

Hate to break it to you but Rogue Trader is not coming out this year, if for some weird reason it does release it will be so broken and buggy it wont be in contention.
Dont get me wrong Ive sunk retarded amounts of time in both Owlcat games but lets be real.

Well both Kingmaker and Wrath of the Rightheous were broken and buggy at release

Yes that was my inference Captain Obvious.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

name a funny Belgian comedian or actor.

Captain Archibald Haddock

 

[whydoibother]

Who's funnier, Flemings or Walloons?

The rising sea level.

 

[Swen]

I have said repeatedly -- and will say again -- that Larian is at their worst when they are trying to be funny. Belgians are not funny.

Quick: name a funny Belgian comedian or actor. Times up, you can't, because there aren't any.

Oh look more racism against innocent belgian people. How is this behaviour allowed?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

innocent

belgian

Yeah right

 

[Rhobar121]

innocent

belgian

Yeah right

Belgians are very innocent especially when they carry out massacres in Africa.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

innocent

belgian

Yeah right

Innocent until proven French))

 

[Swen]

innocent

belgian

Yeah right

Belgians are very innocent especially when they carry out massacres in Africa.

That was Leopold II

 

[NecroLord]

innocent

belgian

Yeah right

Belgians are very innocent especially when they carry out massacres in Africa.

 

[Swen]

Based flemish comedy sketches.

In de gloria and Willy's en Marjetten was peak comedy, nothing of international humour comes close besides maybe some bri'ish shows.

 

[Goldschmidt]

Here's a wikipedia list of famous Belgian stand up comedians. The list is 11 people long.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Belgian_stand-up_comedians

Even if all 11 of those people are hilarious motherfuckers, that is a pitiful amount. Laughable. And let's be honest, all 11 are not hilarious. Maybe none of them are. I mean, what's more likely, 11 funny Belgian comedians, or 11 unfunny Belgian comedians? In fact, 11 unfunny Belgian comedians would be the funniest thing to ever come out of Belgium.

To be fair Philip Geubels and Urbanus are ok.

I am actually scratching my head if there is a comedian I really like. Don't think so.

 

[Zed]

 

[Reinhardt]

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down in current year?

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Swen]

And I'm coming out of a very deep cave!

 

[Child of Malkav]

And I'm coming out of a very deep cave!

Yeah that explains the face. Go back in the cave before anyone posts pics of bigfoot sightings again.

 

[Fedora Master]

And I'm coming out of a very deep cave!

Maybe come out of the closet first

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

I have never heard of the //Summer Game Fest// and I am pretty sure that was a good thing until now.

 

[Cryomancer]

In BG2:EE, I transformed Hexxat into a squirrel and used Imprisonment against her while was in the Abyss during the mage stronghold quest. What is the best way to kill Astarion in BG3? Honestly he deserves a worse fate than suffering for some weeks and then, being crushed under the ground and having his soul being stuck in the depths of Abyss.

 

[Skorpion]

In BG2:EE, I transformed Hexxat into a squirrel and used Imprisonment against her while was in the Abyss during the mage stronghold quest. What is the best way to kill Astarion in BG3? Honestly he deserves a worse fate than suffering for some weeks and then, being crushed under the ground and having his soul being stuck in the depths of Abyss.

Could you leave him to the druids somehow?
That should be enough drive any character insane but especially him. Suck sap Astarion!

 

[Reinhardt]

why even recruit him in the first place? why are you fags so thirsty for elf dick?

 

[Rhobar121]

In BG2:EE, I transformed Hexxat into a squirrel and used Imprisonment against her while was in the Abyss during the mage stronghold quest. What is the best way to kill Astarion in BG3? Honestly he deserves a worse fate than suffering for some weeks and then, being crushed under the ground and having his soul being stuck in the depths of Abyss.

You can kill him when he tries to bite you.

 

[Fedora Master]

In BG2:EE, I transformed Hexxat into a squirrel and used Imprisonment against her while was in the Abyss during the mage stronghold quest. What is the best way to kill Astarion in BG3? Honestly he deserves a worse fate than suffering for some weeks and then, being crushed under the ground and having his soul being stuck in the depths of Abyss.

Stop talking about magic