Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Volourn]

Still no dwarf joinable npc? FUKK OFF.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Reinhardt]

haha

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Still no dwarf joinable npc? FUKK OFF.

Not only that, the game mocks you if you play a dwarf. Vgh, what could of been

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

manlets btfo

 

[Volourn]

Can you cut off his head for his racism? Maybe I'll play a sjw nazi dwarf who auto kills any non dwarf who insults dwarves even in the most minor of ways and when someone whines I'll just say it was self defense because of racism. <>

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Can't remember, actually. I assume you probably can.

 

[Rhobar121]

Can you cut off his head for his racism? Maybe I'll play a shw nazi dwarf who auto kills any non dwarf who insults dwarves even in the most minor of ways and when someone whines I'll just say it was self defense because of racism. <>

You can kill (almost) every npc in this game.

 

[Gromoer]

Jesus Christ a vacuum cleaner! I didn’t see THAT coming!
And how on earth does a bite result in knocking one flat?
What is this, a kindergarten?

 

[Tyranicon]

D&D has shat on dwarves for years. Have you seen the race bonuses for dwarves in 5e? Contender for the most boring race mechanically.

Meanwhile elves get like 20 subraces and they're basically all munchkin level.

 

[Reinhardt]

Meanwhile elves get like 20 subraces

they need their own pride flag

 

[NecroLord]

Remember the "shorty" bonus to saving throws based on Constitution dwarves used to get in ye' olde AD&D?
Those were the days.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

manlets btfo

Remember the "shorty" bonus to saving throws based on Constitution dwarves used to get in ye' olde AD&D?
Those were the days.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

D&D has shat on dwarves for years. Have you seen the race bonuses for dwarves in 5e? Contender for the most boring race mechanically.

Meanwhile elves get like 20 subraces and they're basically all munchkin level.

They do all this and still can't stop dwarfs from being awesome.

 

[J1M]

D&D has shat on dwarves for years. Have you seen the race bonuses for dwarves in 5e? Contender for the most boring race mechanically.

Meanwhile elves get like 20 subraces and they're basically all munchkin level.

You don't like a bonus that lets you move slower than other races?

 

[Infinitron]

Negative rating harvesting:

 

[Dr1f7]

Hi everyone I'm working on my writing again can you let me know what you think of the following quest written in "Larian" style

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Quest Name: Mischievous Book

You: *walk past a book*
Companion 1: Did you hear that? The book spoke!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Yes! I heard the book!
Option B: I think I heard the book!
Book: AHEM AHEM AHEM I AM A BOOK!!!!
Companion 2: By the nine! That's a talking book it is!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Well, book, what say you?
Option B: Well, book, what you say?
Book: I AM A TALKING BOOK!!!

You gain 1000 xp and 69 gold coin
Share this quest to Reddit?
End quest
======================================

 

[Alienman]

It's perfect.

 

[Swen]

Hi everyone I'm working on my writing again can you let me know what you think of the following quest written in "Larian" style

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Quest Name: Mischievous Book

You: *walk past a book*
Companion 1: Did you hear that? The book spoke!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Yes! I heard the book!
Option B: I think I heard the book!
Book: AHEM AHEM AHEM I AM A BOOK!!!!
Companion 2: By the nine! That's a talking book it is!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Well, book, what say you?
Option B: Well, book, what you say?
Book: I AM A TALKING BOOK!!!

You gain 1000 xp and 69 gold coin
Share this quest to Reddit?
End quest
======================================

Good quest, will add it to the game. Thx

 

[Reinhardt]

Hi everyone I'm working on my writing again can you let me know what you think of the following quest written in "Larian" style

======================================
Quest Name: Mischievous Book

You: *walk past a book*
Companion 1: Did you hear that? The book spoke!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Yes! I heard the book!
Option B: I think I heard the book!
Book: AHEM AHEM AHEM I AM A BOOK!!!!
Companion 2: By the nine! That's a talking book it is!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Well, book, what say you?
Option B: Well, book, what you say?
Book: I AM A TALKING BOOK!!!

You gain 1000 xp and 69 gold coin
Share this quest to Reddit?
End quest
======================================

Good quest, will add it to the game. Thx

make it wizard apprentice turned into book, so oldfags will be: "oh, i remember him!"

 

[Popiel]

It is a currency of real kangs

you mean german and russian? when was last time potato had potato kang?

1764-1795 if you're interested.

 

[prodigydancer]

Wow, this forum is now even more degenerate than it was three years ago. No-one discusses games here anymore. I went through the last few pages of the thread and it's all just disturbing weirdos posting unfunny jokes and throwing shit at each other... oh wait it was exactly the same three years ago.

 

[NecroLord]

Hi everyone I'm working on my writing again can you let me know what you think of the following quest written in "Larian" style

======================================
Quest Name: Mischievous Book

You: *walk past a book*
Companion 1: Did you hear that? The book spoke!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Yes! I heard the book!
Option B: I think I heard the book!
Book: AHEM AHEM AHEM I AM A BOOK!!!!
Companion 2: By the nine! That's a talking book it is!
You: Given two options:
Option A: Well, book, what say you?
Option B: Well, book, what you say?
Book: I AM A TALKING BOOK!!!

You gain 1000 xp and 69 gold coin
Share this quest to Reddit?
End quest
======================================

It'll do.
You're hired!

 

[The_Mask]

Wow, this forum is now even more generate than it was three years ago. No-one discusses games here anymore. I went through the last few pages of the thread and it's all just disturbing weirdos posting unfunny jokes and throwing shit at each other... oh wait it was exactly the same three years ago.

And just like 3 years ago, you add nothing to the conversation, because you're having everyone blocked because you're too much of an edgy kid and a snowflake.

 

[ItsChon]

Wow, this forum is now even more generate than it was three years ago. No-one discusses games here anymore. I went through the last few pages of the thread and it's all just disturbing weirdos posting unfunny jokes and throwing shit at each other... oh wait it was exactly the same three years ago.

And just like 3 years ago, you add nothing to the conversation, because you're having everyone blocked because you're too much of an edgy kid and a snowflake.

This is my first time seeing this kid post and I come to find out I'm on his ignore list lmfao. No clue how people like this get any enjoyment from being on the website. Should go to Reddit where they'd find themselves much more at home.