Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[La vie sexuelle]

then removed half of Shadowheart passive-aggressiveness (to make snowflakes happy, I suppose...).

I'm not familiar with the situation, but personally I'm quite fed up with ~narrative designers~, aka uncultured hacks, who feel obliged to write NPC dialogue in such a way that the NPC must always one-up the player in every conversation. This is a game the player is playing, if one side should one-up the other in conversations, it's the PC.

For example, (nearly end, 9:00) Larian cut that reaction:

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Delterius]

then removed half of Shadowheart passive-aggressiveness (to make snowflakes happy, I suppose...).

I'm not familiar with the situation, but personally I'm quite fed up with ~narrative designers~, aka uncultured hacks, who feel obliged to write NPC dialogue in such a way that the NPC must always one-up the player in every conversation. This is a game the player is playing, if one side should one-up the other in conversations, it's the PC.

For example, (nearly end, 9:00) Larian cut that reaction:

in my time the RPG Codex was into asshole bitch romances like Morrigan (from RPG Codex GOTY 2009 fame)

 

[Fargus]

The only true bioware bitch was Viconia. The rest are basic bioware bitches.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Bitch with soft core, never forget. This "I fix hex" appeal, previously very common in harlequins. Even Minthara romance has this element.

 

[0sacred]

I'm talking about reaching out in relationship. You know, men and woman...oh, now I get it. You don't know.

Just because you were in an abusive relationship and enjoyed being the whipping boy doesn't mean that's what players want, son. Insufferable female companions who are indispensable mechanically rank right up there with the worst things in RPG's.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I'm talking about reaching out in relationship. You know, men and woman...oh, now I get it. You don't know.

Just because you were in an abusive relationship and enjoyed being the whipping boy doesn't mean that's what players want, son. Insufferable female companions who are indispensable mechanically rank right up there with the worst things in RPG's.

If you see the relation with "rowdy" woman only in categories of own inferiority and abuse, that means a lot of you and your past relationships (If you had any...), and nothing about me.

So, imagine relation as two powers of different nature. At the beginning, this powers cannot stand each other. So they push, squeeze, try dominant each other. But in some moment between these powers is born sense of connection, similarity, because if you fight with somebody, you finally became your enemy. Then imagine this moment as erotic explosion, a mysterious glimpse of divinity. And then she put her cheek on your chest, tired, tamed, yours. Then you must take her in your arms and be her partner, not some partner, but like a guide. That, my boy, is a way of loving a fierce woman.

 

[0sacred]

If you see the relation with "rowdy" woman only in categories of own inferiority and abuse, that means a lot of you and your past relationships (If you had any...), and nothing about me.

your obsession with dominatrices and other people's sex lives says a whole lot about you, basement dweller. Get over yourself and continue abusing your Sailor Moon body pillow, and let's keep that shit out of RPG's.

So, imagine relation as two powers of different nature. At the beginning, this powers cannot stand each other. So they push, squeeze, try dominant each other. But in some moment between these powers is born sense of connection, similarity, because if you fight with somebody, you finally became your enemy. Then imagine this moment as erotic explosion, a mysterious glimpse of divinity. And then she put her cheek on your chest, tired, tamed, yours. Then you must take her in arms and be her partner, not some partner, but like a guide. That, my boy, is a way of loving a fierce woman.

You don't just want to be dominated, you want a romance simulator. OK degenerate. Us sane people don't want to have juvenile catfights with our party members.

 

[Fargus]

You guys are great, keep at it

 

[La vie sexuelle]

If you see the relation with "rowdy" woman only in categories of own inferiority and abuse, that means a lot of you and your past relationships (If you had any...), and nothing about me.

your obsession with dominatrices and other people's sex lives says a whole lot about you, basement dweller. Get over yourself and continue abusing your Sailor Moon body pillow, and let's keep that shit out of RPG's.

I haven said anything about being dominated by a woman. You, for the other hand, still talking about that. In fact, your post sounds very self descriptive.. Say "hello" to your body pillow! :D

So, imagine relation as two powers of different nature. At the beginning, this powers cannot stand each other. So they push, squeeze, try dominant each other. But in some moment between these powers is born sense of connection, similarity, because if you fight with somebody, you finally became your enemy. Then imagine this moment as erotic explosion, a mysterious glimpse of divinity. And then she put her cheek on your chest, tired, tamed, yours. Then you must take her in arms and be her partner, not some partner, but like a guide. That, my boy, is a way of loving a fierce woman.

You don't just want to be dominated, you want a romance simulator. OK degenerate.

I like romances in games, but I don't take them seriously. Beauty of love flourish on meadows and gardens, but it's nice to have something, like games, that reminds you about that feeling.
Maybe one needs real experience to have something to recollect?

Us sane people don't want to have juvenile catfights with our party members.

"Us sane people"

 

[0sacred]

So, imagine relation as two powers of different nature. At the beginning, this powers cannot stand each other. So they push, squeeze, try dominant each other. But in some moment between these powers is born sense of connection, similarity, because if you fight with somebody, you finally became your enemy. Then imagine this moment as erotic explosion, a mysterious glimpse of divinity. And then she put her cheek on your chest, tired, tamed, yours. Then you must take her in arms and be her partner, not some partner, but like a guide. That, my boy, is a way of loving a fierce woman.

You don't just want to be dominated, you want a romance simulator. OK degenerate.

I like romances in games, but I don't take them seriously. Beauty of love flourish on meadows and gardens, but it's nice to have something, like games, that reminds you about that feeling.
Maybe one needs real experience to have something to recollect?

Projection much? You sound like an incel who has paid prostitutes for a real "girlfriend experience". Which in your mind means bickering about inane things. I'm sure they were only too happy to comply.

"Beauty of love" is the last thing I think of when reprimanded by the gith companion and the tomboy cleric, both of whom don't even have the looks to warrant such bitchiness. That's as far as I have played BG3 so far, the writing was so cringy I just couldn't. It seems to really appeal to your sensibilities though, you're probably a Twilight reader.

Us sane people don't want to have juvenile catfights with our party members.

"Us sane people"

I see you haven't been exposed to RPGWatch and similar sites yet

 

[La vie sexuelle]

So, imagine relation as two powers of different nature. At the beginning, this powers cannot stand each other. So they push, squeeze, try dominant each other. But in some moment between these powers is born sense of connection, similarity, because if you fight with somebody, you finally became your enemy. Then imagine this moment as erotic explosion, a mysterious glimpse of divinity. And then she put her cheek on your chest, tired, tamed, yours. Then you must take her in arms and be her partner, not some partner, but like a guide. That, my boy, is a way of loving a fierce woman.

You don't just want to be dominated, you want a romance simulator. OK degenerate.

I like romances in games, but I don't take them seriously. Beauty of love flourish on meadows and gardens, but it's nice to have something, like games, that reminds you about that feeling.
Maybe one needs real experience to have something to recollect?

Projection much? You sound like an incel who has paid prostitutes for a real "girlfriend experience". Which in your mind means bickering about inane things. I'm sure they were only too happy to comply.

Let's sum this up: you see relationships as abuse, sex as absurd, woman as a dominatrix, also, you called my incel and covered that all with the psychological term "projection". Hmmm, who act like that...

"Beauty of love" is the last thing I think of when reprimanded by the gith companion and the tomboy cleric, both of whom don't even have the looks to warrant such bitchiness.

...ah yes, incel in denial.

That's as far as I have played BG3 so far, the writing was so cringy I just couldn't. It seems to really appeal to your sensibilities though, you're probably a Twilight reader.

"Twilight" is poorly written. In matter of love, I prefer Cizia Zykë "Oro" or "Fièvres". Even classic, like "Le Rouge et le noir".

Us sane people don't want to have juvenile catfights with our party members.

"Us sane people"

I see you haven't been exposed to RPGWatch and similar sites yet

Oh may, where I find oddballs like you?

 

[0sacred]

Projection much? You sound like an incel who has paid prostitutes for a real "girlfriend experience". Which in your mind means bickering about inane things. I'm sure they were only too happy to comply.

Let's sum this up: you see relationships as abuse, sex as absurd, woman as a dominatrix, also, you called my incel and covered that all with the psychological term "projection". Hmmm, who act like that...

Learn2read retard. I didn't even talk about sex, I already said I stopped at the first instance of campfire talk I got from those two hags. You OTOH probably couldn't wait to get some action with those two dickgirls. You seem so desensitized to being emasculated by women, you just think it's par for the course. Many such cases.

"Beauty of love" is the last thing I think of when reprimanded by the gith companion and the tomboy cleric, both of whom don't even have the looks to warrant such bitchiness.

...ah yes, incel in denial.

Dude what?

That's as far as I have played BG3 so far, the writing was so cringy I just couldn't. It seems to really appeal to your sensibilities though, you're probably a Twilight reader.

"Twilight" is poorly written. In matter of love, I prefer Cizia Zykë "Oro" or "Fièvres". Even classic, like "Le Rouge et le noir".

You're French, so your shit taste in writing and general emasculation is understandable.

Oh may, where I find oddballs like you?

That's very brave coming from a decline slurper and coomer like you.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Learn2read retard. I didn't even talk about sex, I already said I stopped at the first instance of campfire talk I got from those two hags. You OTOH probably couldn't wait to get some action with those two dickgirls. You seem so desensitized to being emasculated by women, you just think it's par for the course. Many such cases.

Well, an educated one, I said a lot about love, relationship etc. and you still repeated your really incelish opinions about girls. So let me say that again, but last time - relationship with rowdy woman is about taming her. That is what real, secure man wants. This same man sees relation with cute, delicate woman as a call to protect. Incels like you are afraid of everything, and everybody. That's why you afraid so much "emasculation", which is for you mor like "showing the other how weak am I".

"Beauty of love" is the last thing I think of when reprimanded by the gith companion and the tomboy cleric, both of whom don't even have the looks to warrant such bitchiness.

...ah yes, incel in denial.

Dude what?

"D-d-dude what you saying? I'm-m-m not a i-i-incel!"

That's as far as I have played BG3 so far, the writing was so cringy I just couldn't. It seems to really appeal to your sensibilities though, you're probably a Twilight reader.

"Twilight" is poorly written. In matter of love, I prefer Cizia Zykë "Oro" or "Fièvres". Even classic, like "Le Rouge et le noir".

You're French, so your shit taste in writing and general emasculation is understandable.

Oh may, where I find oddballs like you?

That's very brave coming from a decline slurper and coomer like you.

Not "coomer". Le perv.

 

[0sacred]

Well, an educated one, I said a lot about love, relationship etc. and you still repeated your really incelish opinions about girls. So let me say that again, but last time - relationship with rowdy woman is about taming her. That is what real, secure man wants.

This is exactly what an incel would fantasize about, sorry to break it to you. A real, secure man doesn't put up with that bullshit for an extended period of time. Since it's a romance simulator aimed at incels you don't even get to physically shut them up, which is what a butch like that gith would need and long for in reality. Instead you get to pretend you're a fishmonger or schoolgirl and get into little verbal catfights with them (at best).

This same man sees relation with cute, delicate woman as a call to protect. Incels like you are afraid of everything, and everybody. That's why you afraid so much "emasculation", which is for you mor like "showing the other how weak am I".

You've probably been buck broken so many times, you don't take issue with being emasculated, but rather long for it as you know deep inside women are completely right about you being a little clueless pussy. Sorry this is not true for me nor for many other people here. You might feel at home on NeoGAF.

"D-d-dude what you saying? I'm-m-m not a i-i-incel!"

You're parroting what I say about you in a "n-no, YOU are an incel!" type of beta cuck way.

That's as far as I have played BG3 so far, the writing was so cringy I just couldn't. It seems to really appeal to your sensibilities though, you're probably a Twilight reader.

"Twilight" is poorly written. In matter of love, I prefer Cizia Zykë "Oro" or "Fièvres". Even classic, like "Le Rouge et le noir".

You're French, so your shit taste in writing and general emasculation is understandable.

Is that your favorite gay French pornstar?

Not "coomer". Le perv.

Le degenerate, more like. But at least we can basically agree on something.

 

[jaekl]

No!!! I'm not the virgin, *You're* the virgin!

 

[rojay]

Forget it jaekl, it's Chinatown.

::wanders off to a sax solo::

 

[Fedora Master]

Cool thread you got going here.

 

[Rhobar121]

What happened here while I was gone? It's starting to remind me of my elementary school.

 

[Sordid MCA/Prosper Hybryd]

What happened here while I was gone? It's starting to remind me of my elementary school.

Boys are talking dirty and mature things about sex and luv on their favorite forum devoted to toys and gaems.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Of all the myriad digressions experienced by the several BG3 threads, this might be the strangest by Codex standards.

 

[Harthwain]

What happened here while I was gone? It's starting to remind me of my elementary school.

Boys are talking dirty and mature things about sex and luv on their favorite forum devoted to toys and gaems.

Sounds like school all right.

 

[MerchantKing]

This thread wouldn't be like this if they started lifting at the gym. Then they would have sex and wouldn't even think of having a discussion about some cringe softcore porn in this game.

 

[Reinhardt]

I haven said anything about being dominated by a woman.

oh, so it's about ghey bdsm sex now. well, that escalated quickly...

 

[The_Mask]

I guess this will keep happening until they release the game. It's unfortunate, but it's just a by-product of the wait. This game was announced summer 2019. And we're getting it *just* now. I'd be surprised if people weren't getting giddy, at this point...