Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Kiste]

Been hate on this game since the very first gameplay reveal before Early Access even started. Stop fucking lying, you mongrel.

Good for you!

Here, have this medal:

 

[Grauken]

Probably the biggest reason why there isn't a single recruitable Gnome, Dwarf or Halfling btw. Those are races unused by this trope.

they wanted to avoid this scenario

 

[Late Bloomer]

Romances are non-issue because they can be ignored. Any retard who cries about this shit outs themselves as degenerate that wants to participate in their chosen degenerate version of romance. The only exception is if someone criticises the concept of romance in RPG:s, this is based and encouraged.

You can't ignore combat systems, like making fundamental changes to how multiclassing work. Especially if higher difficulties are balanced around them.

Who do you actually know that has ever said they play RPG just for Romance? I have heard that allegation before but I find it hard to believe considering Romance is an optional and small part of the overall components of any RPG

PeopLe like me enjoy Romance but its definitely not the main reason we play RPG

No, thats not accurate. Just ignore it because you dont have to participate in it

It can be done, I promise you. You can choose what Romance arcs you want to initiate. It surprises me some people seem to think you MUST be part of every possible Romance option. I have never played any RPG like that

It's surprising that with a new CRPG with turn based combat, choices and consequences and reactivity coming out people focus on the adjacent content that you will never see unless you engage with it.

My theory is that the BG3-haters are closeted bearfuckers who secretly fear that they will not be able to suppress their unnatural urges if given the opportunity to act on them.

That leads to them to lashing out against the game, like all those closeted homos in the Repuiblican party and the evangelical churches lash out against faggotry.

See all these quotes? Every single one of them is going to get their asses fucked by a bear in a videogame. They are all bonafied zoophiliacs. They defend this, because they like it. It's because they agree that this should be part of gaming going forward. They are more than happy to spend their time and possibly money to achieve this level of degenerecy and to let companies know that this is what they want. They can pretend they will set the game to the hardest difficulty and "not choose the options" to get fucked by a bear, and "not choose the option" to jerk off some black dude so his spells don't fizzle. But they will be voting for this as GoTY, posting about its combat, while they have their dick in their hand, working on their 5th playthrough (on story mode difficulty), just to make sure they didn't miss out on any further scenes involving animals.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Oh Josh... you were so close, yet so far...

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Probably the biggest reason why there isn't a single recruitable Gnome, Dwarf or Halfling btw. Those are races unused by this trope.

they wanted to avoid this scenario

They planed Helia the Hobbit, probably druid, but she was cuted out. Halsin thing, I suppose.

 

[whydoibother]

Oh Josh... you were so close, yet so far...

Its been years, and mods still haven't fixed it

 

[Varnaan]

See all these quotes? Every single one of them is going to get their asses fucked by a bear in a videogame. They are all bonafied zoophiliacs. They defend this, because they like it. It's because they agree that this should be part of gaming going forward. They are more than happy to spend their time and possibly money to achieve this level of degenerecy and to let companies know that this is what they want. They can pretend they will set the game to the hardest difficulty and "not choose the options" to get fucked by a bear, and "not choose the option" to jerk off some black dude so his spells don't fizzle. But they will be voting for this as GoTY, posting about its combat, while they have their dick in their hand, working on their 5th playthrough (on story mode difficulty), just to make sure they didn't miss out on any further scenes involving animals.

I said the romances are a small part of the game and you go off on a tangent about zoophilia and black dicks.
I think Kiste was right, you're projecting hard you closet faggot shit.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I watched Cringe Wolf guy's video, and between all the "y'all" and "experience", it looks like The Dark Urge will set new highs for edgyness in videogame writing. My disgust buds are tingling with anticipation.

 

[whydoibother]

looks like The Dark Urge will set new highs for edgyness in videogame writing

Very obviously the "edgy for edgy's sake" background, to make evil playthroughs cartoony enough for normies to actually do. I don't think I'll play it tbh. Looks dumb.
I like my evil more pragmatic and mundane.

 

[Reinhardt]

you can post "it's shit" about every game and almost never be wrong.

makes you wonder though why you still play games? is it masochism?

i'm struggling to finish any game recently.
last time i managed to do it was in the winter when my hdd died and i was stuck without internet for 2 months so i had no choice.

 

[AwesomeButton]

looks like The Dark Urge will set new highs for edgyness in videogame writing

Very obviously the "edgy for edgy's sake" background, to make evil playthroughs cartoony enough for normies to actually do. I don't think I'll play it tbh. Looks dumb.
I like my evil more pragmatic and mundane.

I hope we get a game that's playble without going overtly annoying. I've been thinking recently, there is a level that once reached by production values begins constricting the RPG.

I'm still moderately optimistic, because we'll co-op this with the wife. Might get married ingame as well, and there should be lots of material for silly jokes. That's what this game was made for to a large degree.

 

[Drakortha]

I said the romances are a small part of the game and you go off on a tangent about zoophilia and black dicks.

It's no small part of the games marketing at this point.

Are you suggesting the actual marketing for BG3 doesn't accurately represent the product? Please indulge us.

 

[AwesomeButton]

BTW I don't know how many of you here realize it, but zoophilia, featuring hariy mammals (bears, wolves, etc.) is a widespread fantasy among teenage girls. You'll be surprised.

 

[Late Bloomer]

I don't mind human centipede

Of course you don't. You are looking forward to getting fucked by a bear after all.

 

[Drakortha]

Larian fanboys live in a fantasy world where if you don't like repulsive shit in your favorite franchises, then secretly you must have wanted those features all along! Meanwhile patting themselves on the back for being a-ok with it themselves. Typical reddit SJW behavior.

 

[Reinhardt]

codex buckbroken.

 

[Late Bloomer]

It's hard to believe that the minority on the dex is the crowd not wanting to engage it zoophilia, pegging, femdon, cuckoldry, and homosexuality. Lots of old time posters coming out of the woodwork to defend this shit. Even new accounts being created. Just fucking wow...

 

[Varnaan]

I don't mind human centipede

Of course you don't. You are looking forward to getting fucked by a bear after all.

Terminally online closeted pearl clutching faggot ass retard

 

[Grauken]

It's hard to believe that the minority on the dex is the crowd not wanting to engage it zoophilia, pegging, femdon, cuckoldry, and homosexuality. Lots of old time posters coming out of the woodwork to defend this shit. Even new accounts being created. Just fucking wow...

You're really selling this well, Larian should hire you

 

[AwesomeButton]

Grauken : https://m.goodnovel.com/search/wolf

 

[Worm]

you can post "it's shit" about every game and almost never be wrong.

makes you wonder though why you still play games? is it masochism?

 

[Yosharian]

Oh Josh... you were so close, yet so far...

Its been years, and mods still haven't fixed it

Dare I ask what you want 'fixed' about this character

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Been hate on this game since the very first gameplay reveal before Early Access even started. Stop fucking lying, you mongrel.

Not only hating a game he hasn't and won't play, but being hipster about his hate. I hated it before others hated it!!!! My hatred is more genuine and real than yours!!!!

I already hate BG4.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I'm aware I'm not making any great discovery here, but still posting this to contextualize the astarion vs bear scene:


I'm certainly not a proponent of zoophilia depictions in videogames, just looking for some explanation why it ended up being featured in that stream, likely viewed by hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting people of all ages and interests.

 

[Varnaan]

just looking for some explanation why it ended up being featured in that stream

Because it's funny and Larian always tries to be funny.
You even had the "that's nuts" squirrel