Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Morgoth]

Stop talking about the bear. It's just a big deflection at this point.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I'm aware I'm not making any great discovery here, but still posting this to contextualize the astarion vs bear scene

I think you're onto something, man.

When I was 11 years old playing Fallout and Baldur's Gate on my home computer, being mesmerized by the art and creativity that was quite clearly poured into those games, and having my imagination being totally enamored by them, I never really realized the actual truth about those games.

I want to thank Larian for finally allowing me to realize my true self and realize those games were really missing something vital to their essence. If only my 11 year old self knew, that all I ever really wanted was to have those games be filled with pornography.

BTW, I never played Fallout with a female character, but didn't Fallout and Fallout 2 have quest reactivity for female PC where the PC would basically whore herself out for lower shop prices or to complete a quest? That's not the same as motion captured sex scenes, but it would have still been outrageous to the parents of an 11 year old, I guess.

Also, a lot of NPC propose you a sexytime. Just because you are pretty woman.

Black Isle and Larian have at last one thing in common - they understand people. And this one, who understand people, understands also life itself.

 

[Varnaan]

BG3 is shit for so many other reasons.

Played through EA 3 times.
Some concerns with UI and graphics, but overall had a good experience.
Calling it shit is more of a stretch than Astarion's anus after getting beared.

If they don't dictate the game's tone too much, and it's not too linear, it would be fun.

If they do dictate it too much and it's too linear, like D:OS/2 have been, then some fun can still be had with playing it coop and commenting on its sillyness. Not the most elevated way to spend an evening with someone, but you can't go to the opera every week.

I have no concern about linearity.
I just hope they don't put in too many gimmick fights like the forge one, it's the only thing in EA that I found straight up bad, especially because the way the debuff to hurt it works makes no sense and getting it to actually stop in range of the hammer is annoying.

 

[whydoibother]

Dare I ask what you want 'fixed' about this character

Needs to be romanceable, of course.

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

Because it's funny

Funny how?

As far as I can tell, the whole thing has neither the context, nor the delivery required for something to be considered funny. Making people laugh out of sheer embarrassment doesn't qualify as comedic effort, unless you're five or brain damaged.

I suppose it could technically be an elaborate joke at the expense of the deerkin type weirdoes, if the actual, in-game attempt at romancing a druid in bear form ends up in a nuclear level roast of the player attempting it, but we all know Larian won't have the balls to do that.

 

[Aphex81]

That makes no sense. If Obsidian made games that sold poorly why would MS bother to buy them and their shit? Owlcat became popular because they made a rt with pause game that sold fukkin' way better than most people though. The fact they added tb after the fact doesn't change the fact it sold based on rt with pause. HOLY FUKK NUTZ. U RETART.

Microsoft buys studios to spread "the message". Have you seen the showcase? It's not about games or money anymore.

 

[Gray Wing]

Don't have a dog in this bear fuck race but the amount of 'normal' people handwaving away bestiality and any sense of integrity because the alternative is being bored for a week is kinda funny. I wonder if they would do the same if the scene involved an incubus or succubus transforming in to a kid. HILARIOUS am I right?

 

[Kiste]

It's hard to believe that the minority on the dex is the crowd not wanting to engage it zoophilia, pegging, femdon, cuckoldry, and homosexuality. Lots of old time posters coming out of the woodwork to defend this shit. Even new accounts being created. Just fucking wow...

Yet you are the one who is going on and on and on about it.

I wonder why that is?

 

[sunset261]

I don't give a shit about the bear. It's clearly meant for a joke. I just
A. Don't like playersexual shit. characters should have fixed sexualities if any (preferably all straight).
B. I find sex scenes a bit distasteful in RPGs. If a want to watch porn I'd watch porn. I play RPGs for a cool fantasy adventure. Imagine if Lord of the Rings had a scene of Aragorn raw-dogging Arwen, it would change the vibe a bit wouldn't it?

 

[Kiste]

I want to thank Larian for finally allowing me to realize my true self and realize those games were really missing something vital to their essence. If only my 11 year old self knew, that all I ever really wanted was to have those games be filled with pornography.

You can literally become a porn star in Fallout 2.

 

[Modron]

Sorry Kiste you only have enough charisma to fluff.

 

[Kiste]

Don't have a dog in this bear fuck race but the amount of 'normal' people handwaving away bestiality and any sense of integrity because the alternative is being bored for a week is kinda funny. I wonder if they would do the same if the scene involved an incubus or succubus transforming in to a kid. HILARIOUS am I right?

Weeb games are full of supposedly 100 year old magical girls that look like 8. This is nothing new.

 

[Silverfish]

It's hard to believe that the minority on the dex is the crowd not wanting to engage it zoophilia, pegging, femdon, cuckoldry, and homosexuality. Lots of old time posters coming out of the woodwork to defend this shit. Even new accounts being created. Just fucking wow...

Reject modernity (inexplicably games based on D&D). Retvrn to tradition (Call of Duty and Madden on XBox).

 

[Abu Antar]

Stop talking about the bear. It's just a big deflection at this point.

BG3 is shit for so many other reasons.

You damned maggots.

Would you say that you cannot bear this anymore?

 

[Aphex81]

Has anyone played the Druid questline? Can you become the loyal servant of Kagha and make her your waifu?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

That makes no sense. If Obsidian made games that sold poorly why would MS bother to buy them and their shit? Owlcat became popular because they made a rt with pause game that sold fukkin' way better than most people though. The fact they added tb after the fact doesn't change the fact it sold based on rt with pause. HOLY FUKK NUTZ. U RETART.

For the same reason EA hasn't killed Bioware yet. It gives an illusion of "quality". People will follow the brand no matter what.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Don't have a dog in this bear fuck race but the amount of 'normal' people handwaving away bestiality and any sense of integrity because the alternative is being bored for a week is kinda funny. I wonder if they would do the same if the scene involved an incubus or succubus transforming in to a kid. HILARIOUS am I right?

Weeb games are full of supposedly 100 year old magical girls that look like 8. This is nothing new.

According to logic presented in your earlier post, everybody who doesn't like it is a closed pedo.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Has anyone played the Druid questline? Can you become the loyal servant of Kagha and make her your waifu?

No Kagha waifu, resoucers for druids gone into Halsin butthole.

 

[Kiste]

According to logic presented in your earlier post, everybody who doesn't like it is a closed pedo.

You can dislike it. No problem. It only becomes suspicious when you can't stop posting about it.

 

[Darth Valer]

Has anyone played the Druid questline? Can you become the loyal servant of Kagha and make her your waifu?

As far as I know you can build the wall and make the tieflings pay for it but there shouldn't be hot sexo with the Trump-lady. I know though that there are several possible endings for her charachter, depending on both your choices and your willingness to investigate certain behind the scenes stuff that you're not shoehorned into and that you can find out by being attentive and curious. The quest design in this game promises to be good af

 

[La vie sexuelle]

According to logic presented in your earlier post, everybody who doesn't like it is a closed pedo.

You can dislike it. No problem. It only becomes suspicious when you can't stop posting about it.

I accept that answer.

 

[Saravan]

Romances are non-issue because they can be ignored. Any retard who cries about this shit outs themselves as degenerate that wants to participate in their chosen degenerate version of romance. The only exception is if someone criticises the concept of romance in RPG:s, this is based and encouraged.

You can't ignore combat systems, like making fundamental changes to how multiclassing work. Especially if higher difficulties are balanced around them.

See all these quotes? Every single one of them is going to get their asses fucked by a bear in a videogame. They are all bonafied zoophiliacs. They defend this, because they like it. It's because they agree that this should be part of gaming going forward. They are more than happy to spend their time and possibly money to achieve this level of degenerecy and to let companies know that this is what they want. They can pretend they will set the game to the hardest difficulty and "not choose the options" to get fucked by a bear, and "not choose the option" to jerk off some black dude so his spells don't fizzle. But they will be voting for this as GoTY, posting about its combat, while they have their dick in their hand, working on their 5th playthrough (on story mode difficulty), just to make sure they didn't miss out on any further scenes involving animals.

The only way you can draw this conclusion from a post that basically says "I wish all forms of romance was deleted from RPG:s" is if you actually want this to happen. Thanks for proving my point.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Romances are non-issue because they can be ignored. Any retard who cries about this shit outs themselves as degenerate that wants to participate in their chosen degenerate version of romance. The only exception is if someone criticises the concept of romance in RPG:s, this is based and encouraged.

You can't ignore combat systems, like making fundamental changes to how multiclassing work. Especially if higher difficulties are balanced around them.

See all these quotes? Every single one of them is going to get their asses fucked by a bear in a videogame. They are all bonafied zoophiliacs. They defend this, because they like it. It's because they agree that this should be part of gaming going forward. They are more than happy to spend their time and possibly money to achieve this level of degenerecy and to let companies know that this is what they want. They can pretend they will set the game to the hardest difficulty and "not choose the options" to get fucked by a bear, and "not choose the option" to jerk off some black dude so his spells don't fizzle. But they will be voting for this as GoTY, posting about its combat, while they have their dick in their hand, working on their 5th playthrough (on story mode difficulty), just to make sure they didn't miss out on any further scenes involving animals.

The only way you can draw this conclusion from a post that basically says "I wish all forms of romance was deleted from RPG:s" is if you actually want this to happen. Thanks for proving my point.

Yeah, excuse me for being in a state of shock that people like you are the majority here. Its beyond disgusting and should be called out. All furries are zoophiliacs. You are proof.

 

[Takamori]

Watch out he is gonna call the manager.

 

[Kiste]

"Hello, I am Late Bloomer and I am batshit obsessed with furridom, zoophilia and black dick. I can't stop thinking or posting about it."