Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[tommy heavenly6]

 

[Be Kind Rewind]

“If you don’t think RPGs should be about homosexual bestiality with bears you’re the problem and probably perverted.” -Codexer that came to the BG3 thread solely to defend zoophilia and hasn't posted in years, doing the boomer lefty thing. If you say you don't want to fuck spiders like I do you probably want to fuck spiders, why are you so obsessed with spiders that I can't stop talking about how I want to fuck? Just like ignore the spider penetration on the cover man, or are you into that? If you notice the kike raping a kid in the trailer you're a pedo.

“Our final marketing push was focused on showing off elf schlongs and gay bear sex and now people are talking about this, how could this be?” - Swen Vincke

 

[Be Kind Rewind]

Remember when men in dresses was injected into media by kikes "as a joke"? I remember, how did that turn out?

 

[bobocrunch]

Romances are non-issue because they can be ignored. Any retard who cries about this shit outs themselves as degenerate that wants to participate in their chosen degenerate version of romance. The only exception is if someone criticises the concept of romance in RPG:s, this is based and encouraged.

You can't ignore combat systems, like making fundamental changes to how multiclassing work. Especially if higher difficulties are balanced around them.

Who do you actually know that has ever said they play RPG just for Romance? I have heard that allegation before but I find it hard to believe considering Romance is an optional and small part of the overall components of any RPG

PeopLe like me enjoy Romance but its definitely not the main reason we play RPG

No, thats not accurate. Just ignore it because you dont have to participate in it

It can be done, I promise you. You can choose what Romance arcs you want to initiate. It surprises me some people seem to think you MUST be part of every possible Romance option. I have never played any RPG like that

It's surprising that with a new CRPG with turn based combat, choices and consequences and reactivity coming out people focus on the adjacent content that you will never see unless you engage with it.

My theory is that the BG3-haters are closeted bearfuckers who secretly fear that they will not be able to suppress their unnatural urges if given the opportunity to act on them.

That leads to them to lashing out against the game, like all those closeted homos in the Repuiblican party and the evangelical churches lash out against faggotry.

See all these quotes? Every single one of them is going to get their asses fucked by a bear in a videogame. They are all bonafied zoophiliacs. They defend this, because they like it. It's because they agree that this should be part of gaming going forward. They are more than happy to spend their time and possibly money to achieve this level of degenerecy and to let companies know that this is what they want. They can pretend they will set the game to the hardest difficulty and "not choose the options" to get fucked by a bear, and "not choose the option" to jerk off some black dude so his spells don't fizzle. But they will be voting for this as GoTY, posting about its combat, while they have their dick in their hand, working on their 5th playthrough (on story mode difficulty), just to make sure they didn't miss out on any further scenes involving animals.

You will never be funny

 

[Drakortha]

God likes violence.

 

[Saravan]

“If you don’t think RPGs should be about homosexual bestiality with bears you’re the problem and probably perverted.” -Codexer that came to the BG3 thread solely to defend zoophilia and hasn't posted in years, doing the boomer lefty thing. If you say you don't want to fuck spiders like I do you probably want to fuck spiders, why are you so obsessed with spiders that I can't stop talking about how I want to fuck? Just like ignore the spider penetration on the cover man, or are you into that? If you notice the kike raping a kid in the trailer you're a pedo.

“Our final marketing push was focused on showing off elf schlongs and gay bear sex and now people are talking about this, how could this be?” - Swen Vincke

Still don't understand how this cannot be ignored? In order for this scene to trigger I assume you have to either have Astarion and Halsin in your party or pick either as your origin character. Then, you will need to select the explicit dialogue options to trigger the whole thing. Is it retarded on a conceptual level? Absolutely. But hyperboling this shit to the degree that you can't progress to Act 2 unless you fuck a bear is equally retarded. It's possible to criticize this without sounding like a karen.

Anyways the bigger issues is multiclassing and I'm a bit annoyed at how racial ASI is not locked.

 

[bobocrunch]

Either way thanks to the spergs I bought the game, can't be too bad if the worst part is the choice of some bear dick

 

[Drakortha]

Codex is reddit now.

Well done everyone, you let them in. Should have gatekeeped better.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I just hope they don't put in too many gimmick fights like the forge one

I don't know which fight this is, I haven't played the EA, past the very beginning dungeon. But I have a lot of observations on D:OS and D:OS2 and when it comes to gimmick fights, it's the only fights Larian can do.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Remember when men in dresses was injected into media by kikes "as a joke"? I remember, how did that turn out?

So, it was always plan? Ok, maybe for Jewish overlords in American TV stations, but Swen et consortes made that for memes and publicity? Is that good? No. Is that improve society? No. Do I want to see bear-vampire sex? Hell no.

I prefer to live in a world without zoophilia, necrophilia and homosexuality injected in games. But I live. Crying about that doesn't change anything. So I can do two things: a) Not buy (I bought BG long before drama, not a option for me), b) Enjoy personal walkthrough possibly without content I don't approve.

Just like in real life, isn't?

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Remember when men in dresses was injected into media by kikes "as a joke"? I remember, how did that turn out?

So, it was always plan? Ok, maybe for Jewish overlords in American TV stations, but Swen et consortes made that for memes and publicity? Is that good? No. Is that improve society? No. Do I want to see bear-vampire sex? Hell no.

I prefer to live in a world without zoophilia, necrophilia and homosexuality injected in games. But I live. Crying about that doesn't change anything. So I can do two things: a) Not buy (I bought BG long before drama, not a option for me), b) Enjoy personal walkthrough possibly without content I don't approve.

Just like in real life, isn't?

or c) Destroy america. they are the source of the issue after all

 

[Tyranicon]

I just wish Larian games were top-tier cringe so they are funny to watch, instead of mid-level cringe that just makes you feel dirty for even being exposed to it.

 

[bobocrunch]

Codex is reddit now.

Well done everyone, you let them in. Should have gatekeeped better.

havent you been shitting on an easily pirateable game you havent played for years now
prestigious (90% of posts in politics safe spaces) codex cultureTM is being dismantled..

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Remember when men in dresses was injected into media by kikes "as a joke"? I remember, how did that turn out?

So, it was always plan? Ok, maybe for Jewish overlords in American TV stations, but Swen et consortes made that for memes and publicity? Is that good? No. Is that improve society? No. Do I want to see bear-vampire sex? Hell no.

I prefer to live in a world without zoophilia, necrophilia and homosexuality injected in games. But I live. Crying about that doesn't change anything. So I can do two things: a) Not buy (I bought BG long before drama, not a option for me), b) Enjoy personal walkthrough possibly without content I don't approve.

Just like in real life, isn't?

or c) Destroy america. they are the source of the issue after all

But realistically - what we can do?

Nothing.

There were attempts of real fight in 80s i 90s and how it's ended? They became stronger. But what happened when the get absolute power? They're rotting and their world is dying.

Just live your life and wait when crazy people destroy themselves.

 

[Late Bloomer]

You felt so strongly about this, that you decided to wake up an old account to start posting again. You don't come crawling back here to defend humour. You come back to defend your sexual fetish. Just fucking own up to it.

Either way thanks to the spergs I bought the game, can't be too bad if the worst part is the choice of some bear dick

At least you owned up to what you are, a tired old man who supports zoophilia in games as a way to normalize your fetish.

 

[Grauken]

Codex is reddit now.

Well done everyone, you let them in. Should have gatekeeped better.

true, DU should have stopped to let anyone in after 2015

 

[bobocrunch]

You felt so strongly about this, that you decided to wake up an old account to start posting again. You don't come crawling back here to defend humour. You come back to defend your sexual fetish. Just fucking own up to it.

Either way thanks to the spergs I bought the game, can't be too bad if the worst part is the choice of some bear dick

At least you owned up to what you are, a tired old man who supports zoophilia in games as a way to normalize your fetish.

you not being old makes your posts so much worse

 

[Be Kind Rewind]

Do I want to see bear-vampire sex? Hell no.

Too bad, you're going to be force fed this just like the rest of it. Trannies, niggers and faggots are already normalized, it's either pedophilia or zoophilia next. Not just in media, but in real life. There is little I can do about that but I can call out the faggots doing the same old thing all over again for the umpteenth time. They always pass it off as "comedy" to ease people into it.

So, it was always plan?

Yes.

 

[Late Bloomer]

you not being old makes your posts so much worse

So if I call someone old that means I am not old? What the fuck kind of logic is that? Being old was not meant as in insult. It was just a stated fact. It's the words you use.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I wish we would finally switch the subject, but so many new members seem to be excited by bestiality, we'll need a week for passions to cool down.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Do I want to see bear-vampire sex? Hell no.

Too bad, you're going to be force fed this just like the rest of it. Trannies, niggers and faggots are already normalized, it's either pedophilia or zoophilia next. Not just in media, but in real life. There is little I can do about that but I can call out the faggots doing the same old thing all over again for the umpteenth time. They always pass it off as "comedy" to ease people into it.

So, it was always plan?

Yes.

So I'll let it go. I did that with most of visual arts and modern books. But to the time I enjoy this twisted amusement that I take from weirdos. For example, I "liked" Bioware games, laughing from all this politically correct absurds. But when come DA3, things stopped being funny and I never give Bioware any penny again.

 

[Gradenmayer]

Old rpgs allowed you to bet your anus in armwrestling match with a supermutant, flirt with rotting corpses, become a pornstar with your own name and suffocate children with cigarette smoke. While masses preached that these game are made by the devil.

Now we have these fake-ass “old school rpg niggas” protesting optional “unnecessary” violence and degeneracy because it offends their worldview. What a decline.

 

[Takamori]

I wish we would finally switch the subject, but so many new members seem to be excited by bestiality, we'll need a week for passions to cool down.

I wanted to discuss the extent of the damage of free multiclass to the game encounters and the obvious elephant in the room free respecs. But motherfucker is having an obsessive tantrum over gay bear sex.
We all went through this shit in the 90s already oh video games cause violence etc? People love repeats with different packages.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I wish we would finally switch the subject, but so many new members seem to be excited by bestiality, we'll need a week for passions to cool down.

I wanted to discuss the extent of the damage of free multiclass to the game encounters and the obvious elephant in the room free respecs. But motherfuckers is having an obsessive tantrum over gay bear sex.
We all went through this shit in the 90s already oh video games cause violence etc? People love repeats with different packages.

Games-life relation is importat topic.

Besides, to fiarly judge mechanic you need to play in game first.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Old rpgs allowed you to bet your anus in armwrestling match with a supermutant, flirt with rotting corpses, become a pornstar with your own name and suffocate children with cigarette smoke. While masses preached that these game are made by the devil.

Now we have these fake-ass “old school rpg niggas” protesting optional “unnecessary” violence and degeneracy because it offends their worldview. What a decline.

It's the 2016 effect.