Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[KIss My Ass]

Has anyone made a list of the various disgusting fetishes the cucks buying the game are financing? That would be an interesting, yet disturbing endeavor. I can't be bothered since I don't care that much and will be pirating the game on day 1.

Well people seem to be happy about there being romances in the game. That right there opens up a pandora's box of perverted freaks and degenerates. Apparently people who want to fuck bears. It's a shame Timothy Treadwell perished so long ago. He would have loved this game. And there's the gays, of course. They are the root of all perversions and sex crimes. The list would be a mile long.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Has anyone made a list of the various disgusting fetishes the cucks buying the game are financing? That would be an interesting, yet disturbing endeavor. I can't be bothered since I don't care that much and will be pirating the game on day 1.

Well people seem to be happy about there being romances in the game. That right there opens up a pandora's box of perverted freaks and degenerates. Apparently people who want to fuck bears. It's a shame Timothy Treadwell perished so long ago. He would have loved this game. And there's the gays, of course. They are the root of all perversions and sex crimes. The list would be a mile long.

Go play Diablo!

 

[Spectacle]

Has anyone made a list of the various disgusting fetishes the cucks buying the game are financing? That would be an interesting, yet disturbing endeavor. I can't be bothered since I don't care that much and will be pirating the game on day 1.

Don't worry, I'm sure Larian will cater to your kink as well.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke. And you all retards are in this weird crusade based on nothing.

But i never heard any of you say that Elden Ring promotes SCAT because you have ths Lothesome Dungeater in the game.

You are all such a fraud lol.

 

[cpmartins]

Has anyone made a list of the various disgusting fetishes the cucks buying the game are financing? That would be an interesting, yet disturbing endeavor. I can't be bothered since I don't care that much and will be pirating the game on day 1.

Don't worry, I'm sure Larian will cater to your kink as well.

Hard for them to do I'm afraid. Consistently good writing and non-reddit humor are their kryptonite.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Go play Diablo!

Go post pics of FF14 catgirls!

 

[KIss My Ass]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke. And you all retards are in this weird crusade based on nothing.

But i never heard any of you say that Elden Ring promotes SCAT because you have ths Lothesome Dungeater in the game.

You are all such a fraud lol.

Dungeater is portrayed as the most evil despicable character in all of Elden Ring. I don't know what point you're trying to make there. Also it's not confirmed if he literally eats shit. He just earned that name for being a piece of shit.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Go play Diablo!

Go post pics of FF14 catgirls!

Always better than being an anchoolic narcisist! Reading you accusing others to be degenerate is such a joke!

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke.

There's such a thing as a 'joke' in bad taste.

It's like these Hollywood types who make edgy jokes about raping babies with their friends. And then occasionally they do a video interview and 'joke' about raping babies and people freak out.

There are some things you shouldn't joke about because even the possibility that you're serious is disturbing to people.

Also, the whole slippery slope we've been on these past 15 or so years now has been obvious. Appalling things have been memed into the public consciousness in order to shift the Overton Window further into degeneracy. This can't even be argued at this point. RPG devs put uncensored tranny dicks at the start of the game now, when Mass Effect refused to have homosexual romances (of pixels, for your character /autism disclaimer).

So I say Codexers who are upset about this have a valid point. They're just spending too much time repeating it over and over, when there are more interesting discussions to be had.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

My conjecture on the githyanki egg-laying issue:

A humanoid race called the gith were introduced in the Dark Sun campaign setting in 1991 and described as appearing to be a "peculiar mixture of elf and reptile", although there wasn't any mention of their reproductive methods. The 1993 Monstrous Manual included an entry for gith and stated they were egg layers, which could have been explicitly introduced in some Dark Sun product published by that time or might have been a new inference from the description of gith as appearing reptilian. In 1994, adventure module DSE2 Black Spine was published, and it was based around the gith being descended from a group of githyanki who had planned to conquer Athas only to be attacked and scattered by githzerai. When Monte Cook wrote A Guide to the Astral Plane, released in 1996, either he or someone else at TSR must have noticed that gith are egg-laying and descended from githyanki, which led to the retcon of githyanki reproducing via egg-laying. Although the text claims this might have been caused by illithid experiments, since this the githzerai apparently have normal human reproductive systems, and they splintered from the githyanki after liberation from the illithids, the only alternative explanation is that the githyanki were altered by "exposure to some strange astral energies".

Really this is something that could and should have been reverted since then.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke.

There's such a thing as a 'joke' in bad taste.

It's like these Hollywood types who make edgy jokes about raping babies with their friends. And then occasionally they do a video interview and 'joke' about raping babies and people freak out.

There are some things you shouldn't joke about because even the possibility that you're serious is disturbing to people.

Also, the whole slippery slope we've been on these past 15 or so years now has been obvious. Appalling things have been memed into the public consciousness in order to shift the Overton Window further into degeneracy. This can't even be argued at this point. RPG devs put uncensored tranny dicks at the start of the game now, when Mass Effect refused to have homosexual romances (of pixels, for your character /autism disclaimer).

So I say Codexers who are upset about this have a valid point. They're just spending too much time repeating it over and over, when there are more interesting discussions to be had.

First off is not actually a bear is a druid that takes the animal shape of a bear it is not the same thing.

Second the scend was done portraired to be something weird you even have a squirrel standing in disbelief and horror.

This is what people miss out. They freak about nothing in the end. And you cant even compare that with a joke on raping kids.

People are going totally lunatic over nothing.

 

[cpmartins]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke.

There's such a thing as a 'joke' in bad taste.

It's like these Hollywood types who make edgy jokes about raping babies with their friends. And then occasionally they do a video interview and 'joke' about raping babies and people freak out.

There are some things you shouldn't joke about because even the possibility that you're serious is disturbing to people.

Also, the whole slippery slope we've been on these past 15 or so years now has been obvious. Appalling things have been memed into the public consciousness in order to shift the Overton Window further into degeneracy. This can't even be argued at this point. RPG devs put uncensored tranny dicks at the start of the game now, when Mass Effect refused to have homosexual romances (of pixels, for your character /autism disclaimer).

So I say Codexers who are upset about this have a valid point. They're just spending too much time repeating it over and over, when there are more interesting discussions to be had.

Man, do you really think people are upset with this? I mean, really upset to the point of loosing sleep, getting worried about the future and shit? It's just funny that so many people keep defending these trashy, badly animated cinematics as some sort of accomplishment from larian. It's shit to get fat, greasy nerds and desperate cat ladies to buy it, and gaming "journalists" to help them do it.
I'd bet good money the people who are actually, truly upset are as sad as the ones looking forward to it. It's just shitposting.

 

[Grunker]

People are going totally lunatic over nothing.

u realize what site u on

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

First off is not actually a bear is a druid that takes the animal shape of a bear it is not the same thing.

"It's not ackchyually a child! It's a 3000yo dragon girl! Lolis only look like little girls! There are no dragons irl!"

Second the scend was done portraired to be something weird you even have a squirrel standing in disbelief and horror.

As I said: a joke in bad taste, and a further shift of the Overton window.

Repeating that 'it's just a joke bro' doesn't negate what I wrote.

 

[Barbarian]

Just noticed BG3 half-orcs actually look like full blooded orcs.

Weren't some specimens supposed to nearly pass off as human? These look like oversized goblins even.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

First off is not actually a bear is a druid that takes the animal shape of a bear it is not the same thing.

"It's not ackchyually a child! It's a 3000yo dragon girl! There are no dragons irl!"

Second the scend was done portraired to be something weird you even have a squirrel standing in disbelief and horror.

As I said: a joke in bad taste, and a further shift of the Overton window.

Repeating that 'it's just a joke bro' doesn't negate what I wrote.

It does you used an example that is totally diffwrent from the situation here.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Just noticed BG3 half-orcs actually look like full blooded orcs.

Weren't some specimens supposed to nearly pass off as human? These look like oversized goblins even.

Mh no really in DnD pureblood orcs have actually a smaller top of the skull and their noses lean a lot to look like pig noses their body is never long but instead is thicc similiar to the body of the dwarfs

 

[KIss My Ass]

Go play Diablo!

Go post pics of FF14 catgirls!

Always better than being an anchoolic narcisist! Reading you accusing others to be degenerate is such a joke!

There are far, far, FAR lower forms of life than alcoholics, you being one of them.

 

[Steezus]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke. And you all retards are in this weird crusade based on nothing.

But i never heard any of you say that Elden Ring promotes SCAT because you have ths Lothesome Dungeater in the game.

You are all such a fraud lol.

You need to understand that they're on the verge of accepting their homosexuality and every bit of gay content might force them out of the closet. It's a tough pill to swallow.

 

[KIss My Ass]

You stop doxxing mebs right this instant!

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

Go play Diablo!

Go post pics of FF14 catgirls!

Always better than being an anchoolic narcisist! Reading you accusing others to be degenerate is such a joke!

There are far, far, FAR lower forms of life than alcoholics, you being one of them.

I suggest you to leave the thread. I am not wasting my time arguing with someone that destroy his existance and is ready to ride trends in order to have a little bit of attention and validation.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I suggest you to leave the thread. I am not wasting my time arguing with someone that destroy his existance and is ready to ride trends in order to have a little bit of attention and validation.

I don't see how me pointing out the fact that you're a butt fucking moron and weirdo is me attention seeking. Also...

First off is not actually a bear is a druid that takes the animal shape of a bear it is not the same thing.

I spit my fucking beer out of my mouth when I seen that shit. "EVERYBODY IS OVERREACTING, IT WAS JUST A DRUID TAKING THE FORM OF A BEAR"

 

[cpmartins]

You guys cannot even have a laugh to what is a painfully obvious joke. And you all retards are in this weird crusade based on nothing.

But i never heard any of you say that Elden Ring promotes SCAT because you have ths Lothesome Dungeater in the game.

You are all such a fraud lol.

You need to understand that they're on the verge of accepting their homosexuality and every bit of gay content might force them out of the closet. It's a tough pill to swallow.

Man oh man I fucking WISH I was a faggot. Can you imagine not having to deal with women to get laid? But reality is what it is. Life on hard mode for me (I'm also white btw, so it's hardcore)

 

[Crispy]

Stop posting off-topic shit in this thread or I'm taking your PS5 away from you.

 

[Mebrilia the Viera Queen]

I suggest you to leave the thread. I am not wasting my time arguing with someone that destroy his existance and is ready to ride trends in order to have a little bit of attention and validation.

I don't see how me pointing out the fact that you're a butt fucking moron and weirdo is me attention seeking. Also...

First off is not actually a bear is a druid that takes the animal shape of a bear it is not the same thing.

I spit my fucking beer out of my mouth when I seen that shit. "EVERYBODY IS OVERREACTING, IT WAS JUST A DRUID TAKING THE FORM OF A BEAR"

Putting you in ignore i frankly well explained my point and arguing with you means getting brainrot you are allowed to dislike a game however your posts are pointless.

I know you and you are most likely here because this is the most active thread and you can jump in the thread to have the most attention possible.

Well not playng your game pal. Feel free to yell and get upset at the clouds.