Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Spectacle]

I'd like for there to be no true D&D combat and to instead challenge monsters and other hostile NPCs to feats of strength, oil pose downs, arm wrestling competitions and javelin throw. In fact call the game, "Baldur's Gate III: Muscle City Challenge - Enhanced Edition."

No more dead bandits spiders.

Fixed. It's pretty obvious what your real agenda is here.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Sounds gay.

I was thinking about you when I typed it.

Fixed. It's pretty obvious what your real agenda is here.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[hell bovine]

I'd like for there to be no true D&D combat and to instead challenge monsters and other hostile NPCs to feats of strength, oil pose downs, arm wrestling competitions and javelin throw. In fact call the game, "Baldur's Gate III: Muscle City Challenge - Enhanced Edition."

No more dead bandits.

You are late to the party. Medieval Sims had this execution pit with a tentacle monster, to which you could feed your unruly peasants. But your king could also jump in and wrestle with the monster for fun. Feed it & wrestle with it enough, and it would fall in love with you.

Frankly, I'd prefer this to the dialogue-based approach to romances that cRPGs are using. Why yes, traversing this ancient dungeon full of deadly traps, knee-deep in monster guts, this is of course the right time to discuss your daddy issues.

 

[Efe]

i never expected someone from codex to be playing sims...

 

[Viata]

i never expected someone from codex to be playing sims...

You are kidding right? You should take a look at Codex Playground.

 

[Reinhardt]

SWEDEN YES!

 

[Vulpes]

Sounds gay.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread. The Deadfire fanclub is two pages down.

I'd like for there to be no true D&D combat and to instead challenge monsters and other hostile NPCs to feats of strength, oil pose downs, arm wrestling competitions and javelin throw. In fact call the game, "Baldur's Gate III: Muscle City Challenge - Enhanced Edition."

My abs quiver at the mere thought of such a masculine game. Who wouldn't want some one on one Turkish oil wrestling with a puny elf?

Spoiler

Just imagine holding down Drizzt like that

 

[Reinhardt]

Baldur's Gate 3

 

[ColCol]

Sounds gay.

I was thinking about you when I typed it.

Fixed. It's pretty obvious what your real agenda is here.

You shut your whore mouth.

Yeah, tell that mother fucker off.

 

[Lacrymas]

Sounds gay.

Ah, this picture clears up everything and shows that it definitely isn't gay.

 

[Vulpes]

Ah, this picture clears up everything and shows that it definitely isn't gay.

Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring Codex if you think you're that tough.

I'll show you who's boss in this gym thread.

 

[Viata]

Aniki

 

[Abu Antar]

You guys better be friendly in here.

 

[Lacrymas]

I'm going to require sources on these filthy gifs you've been spamming in this thread. Unacceptable.

 

[Lucas]

Hello! I'm basically new around here, although I've been lurking for countless years .




I would like to present mys.....*looks at the GIFs*....


Forget it. Bye.

 

[Swigen]

 

[TheBurpingGirl]

Obsidian should make Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Larian. I doubt that Larian is able to make a dark game without humor and bonbon graphics. And that 3D gameplay of DOS 1+2 sucks.

 

[vortex]

Obsidian should make Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Larian. I doubt that Larian is able to make a dark game without humor and bonbon graphics. And that 3D gameplay of DOS 1+2 sucks.

People saying that DOS 2 ruined Deadfire for them. Wotc says Larian was the right choice.

 

[Lacrymas]

Hello! I'm basically new around here, although I've been lurking for countless years .




I would like to present mys.....*looks at the GIFs*....


Forget it. Bye.

Lurking for 12 years, probably more, yet it was the sight of GIFs with half-naked men that made you post. Makes you think.

 

[Lutte]

Hello! I'm basically new around here, although I've been lurking for countless years .




I would like to present mys.....*looks at the GIFs*....


Forget it. Bye.

 

[luj1]

well since this thread went to shit here is my contribution

 

[Lacrymas]

well since this thread went to shit here is my contribution

Implying it wasn't shit from the start.

 

[sullynathan]

First screenshot!

We get to play as Dante? Sign me up

 

[LJ40]

First screenshot!

We get to play as Dante? Sign me up

Fuck you deeply and truly. He already is the very worst part of what is otherwise the best SMT game (unless you get the incline Maniax edition and translate it). He DEFINITELY doesn't need to fuck up anything else.

 

[Viata]

It always makes me happy that I've played 2 versions of SMT 3 and none of them had Dante.