Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Kleptocratic debt serf]

Larian has already achieved in making Baldur's Gate 3 entertaining by producing 298 pages of manchild tears before even revealing its first instance of gameplay.

What are man child tears good for - they cure something, right?

 

[Ulysa]

Phase-based system. You lock in your actions and they play out in real-time 6s rounds. This is what I want.

I was thinking the same, and forgive me if this is a dumb question, but why doesn't this exist already?

 

[King Crispy]

It's not coming out.

 

[Infinitron]

Phase-based system. You lock in your actions and they play out in real-time 6s rounds. This is what I want.

I was thinking the same, and forgive me if this is a dumb question, but why doesn't this exist already?

Games like that do exist. One of them came out just yesterday: https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.p...ics-with-simultaneous-turn-resolution.127638/

 

[Thonius]

The game will feature 4 classes. 1) Ranger 2) Warlock 3) Monk 4) Paladin and 4 most popular races gnome, half-ling, drow and lizardfolk. It will be like Fallout 3. Real-time but with VATS. When you press dice shaped button at right corner of your screen game transforms into 2d space with miniatures where you can plan your next move. Kills shown with cinematic camera and bullet time feature. UNSKIPAPBLE. Also mandatory and unskipable cut-scenes. Music will be numetal. Enjoy!

 

[Lacrymas]

Tomorrow will be a sad day.

It will be some kind of day alright.

 

[Thonius]

Oh and character will be pre-generated, but you can respec at any given time.

 

[Delterius]

Larian has already achieved in making Baldur's Gate 3 entertaining by producing 298 pages of manchild tears before even revealing its first instance of gameplay.

tbh i think we should try and reach page 300 before tomorrow

 

[Lacrymas]

If someone has any questions about how you can fill pages and pages of text without any sort of information (let's say for a dissertation or homework), this thread is a goldmine. The methods are exquisite.

 

[Turuko]

Swen's gonna show up with a Hazmat suit instead of armor tomorrow

 

[Elex]

If someone has any questions about how you can fill pages and pages of text without any sort of information (let's say for a dissertation or homework), this thread is a goldmine. The methods are exquisite.

And swen is gonna read it all.

 

[Tyranicon]

Swen's gonna show up with a Hazmat suit instead of armor tomorrow

I think you meant HEV suit. Gordon Swenmen announces Half Life 3.

 

[vortex]

Let's keep our dignity and not write any more wurds until there is prooof the game exists even.

 

[grimace]

How are we preparing to deal with the disappointment?

 

[Turuko]

Swen's gonna show up with a Hazmat suit instead of armor tomorrow

I think you meant HEV suit. Gordon Swenmen announces Half Life 3.

Completing trilogies left and right
Next up Crusader: No Original Sin

 

[fantadomat]

If someone has any questions about how you can fill pages and pages of text without any sort of information (let's say for a dissertation or homework), this thread is a goldmine. The methods are exquisite.

As any pre-release thread of a prestigious game's sequel. Just take a look at nu vampire or nu kingmaker threads. Hundreds of pages filled with nothing.

 

[Lacrymas]

Nah, the thread isn't filled with nothing, we filled it with stuff without having any information.

 

[Quillon]

Nah, the thread isn't filled with nothing, we filled it with stuff without having any information.

Don't despair, there is always the next game to be fabulously pessimistic about "without having any information".

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[conan_edw]

24 hours until the most massive butthurtness to ever be witnessed on the 'Dex

 

[Tytus]

24 hours until the most massive butthurtness to ever be witnessed on the 'Dex

RT Action RPG inspired by The Witcher 3 and AC:Origins confirmed.

 

[Mortmal]

24 hours until the most massive butthurtness to ever be witnessed on the 'Dex

Cant wait either.. the hype .. the hype...Could it be the most spectacular betrayal since fallout 3.

 

[fantadomat]

It could be a first person shooter or a fucking racing game...

 

[Tytus]

It could be a first person shooter or a fucking racing game...

Judging by how Swen was hyping up the cooking system for Original Sin, I'm fully convinced BG3 will be a Forgotten Realms Cooking Simulator.

 

[fantadomat]

It could be a first person shooter or a fucking racing game...

Judging by how Swen was hyping up the cooking system for Original Sin, I'm fully convinced BG3 will be a Forgotten Realms Cooking Simulator.

Ten recipes to cook an octopus!