Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Sweeper]

She's got an onlyfans btw.
https://onlyfans.com/baresexyfeet

 

[Immortal]

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ed_Greenwood

1d4chan seems down atm, but it has a nice write up on how Forgotten Realms became Eds personal sex dungeon over time. It has always been a place of debauchery.

I mean this is a well established meme across the internet.
Elminster is such a visceral implementation of "Gary Stu" and so obviously is a self-insert. He fucks Mystra and the Simbul and just about every other bardmaid and witch across the Realms.

Even does a short stint as a female (and fucks around as that too)

All that said, Salvatore and Cunningham are responsible for all the Drow Debauchery AFAIK.
The whole demon orgy thing was 100% Salvatore, as was the incest and whips and slavery - quite honestly many Forgotten Realms novels are generally just a few degree's removed from pure smut.

I was curious if there was more salacious stuff going on.

Still waiting for the Monster Manual page on Drow "Futa" as well.

 

[Sweeper]

Still waiting for the Monster Manual page on Drow "Futa" as well.

Damn son, you really wanna see it don't ya?

 

[ChildInTime]

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ed_Greenwood

1d4chan seems down atm, but it has a nice write up on how Forgotten Realms became Eds personal sex dungeon over time. It has always been a place of debauchery.

What happened to it btw? I remember someone on /tg/ saying it was a database problem or something?

 

[Joseph Stalin]

It appears that WotC is finally implementing their "the fucking novels aren't canon" policy, since every single article on the Forgotten Realms Wiki has been scrubbed clean of any mention of the events taking place therein. Incline.

 

[Immortal]

It appears that WotC is finally implementing their "the fucking novels aren't canon" policy, since every single article on the Forgotten Realms Wiki has been scrubbed clean of any mention of the events taking place therein. Incline.

So you made it up and it was all head canon.

 

[Bara]

I mean it's Ed Greenwood. It might not be true now but at some point some where it was probably true once.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

It appears that WotC is finally implementing their "the fucking novels aren't canon" policy, since every single article on the Forgotten Realms Wiki has been scrubbed clean of any mention of the events taking place therein. Incline.

So you made it up and it was all head canon.

Huh? I did the simplest thing possible - wrote an e-mail to WotC asking about it, as I've relayed many pages ago. Unfortunately it took quite a while before the Forgotten Realms community got the message, it appears.

 

[Xamenos]

It appears that WotC is finally implementing their "the fucking novels aren't canon" policy, since every single article on the Forgotten Realms Wiki has been scrubbed clean of any mention of the events taking place therein. Incline.

Now if only they made Murder at Baldur's Gate non-canon too.

 

[Joseph Stalin]

It appears that WotC is finally implementing their "the fucking novels aren't canon" policy, since every single article on the Forgotten Realms Wiki has been scrubbed clean of any mention of the events taking place therein. Incline.

Now if only they made Murder at Baldur's Gate non-canon too.

Shit, I forgot I was supposed to write to them asking about that. That particular module is already incompatible with both the previous games and Descent into Avernus, as well as the Minsc comics.

 

[Xamenos]

Shit, I forgot I was supposed to write to them asking about that. That particular module is already incompatible with both the previous games and Descent into Avernus, as well as the Minsc comics.

It will be a real service to mankind if you can get them to strike it from the record.

 

[Yosharian]

Elminster is still a great character though! And the Drow are a fantastic piece of worldbuilding, even if they are a bit clichéd at times.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

tfw no drow mommy gf

 

[Silverfish]

She's got an onlyfans btw.

I hope they're both happy.

 

[Lawntoilet]

Feet are a white man's fetish. This is just an attempt of the Jew to discredit the most aristocratic of fetishes.

The most aristocratic fetish is for a woman who performs her wifely duty and produces a male heir of your dynasty.

 

[NJClaw]

Feet are a white man's fetish. This is just an attempt of the Jew to discredit the most aristocratic of fetishes.

The most aristocratic fetish is for a woman who performs her wifely duty and produces a male heir of your dynasty.

Add in death during childbirth or shortly after, and we are set.

 

[Elex]

Shit, I forgot I was supposed to write to them asking about that. That particular module is already incompatible with both the previous games and Descent into Avernus, as well as the Minsc comics.

It will be a real service to mankind if you can get them to strike it from the record.

Imagine the poor guy that have to read that mails.

Rpgcodex must renamed RPGkaren.

 

[kangaxx]

RIP this thread.

 

[Xamenos]

Shit, I forgot I was supposed to write to them asking about that. That particular module is already incompatible with both the previous games and Descent into Avernus, as well as the Minsc comics.

It will be a real service to mankind if you can get them to strike it from the record.

Imagine the poor guy that have to read that mails.

Rpgcodex must renamed RPGkaren.

The ends justify the means. And I have no sympathy for anyone choosing to work there. They don't even pay well.

 

[Reinhardt]

TL ; DR

demons and devil appear in BG3 and their alignment (of course) matter.
also Souls coins will be in BG 3.
not only the start of BG3 is going to be in hell.

Soooo basically swen got butthurt by nu kingmaker,scraped the original story and now you will be fighting against hordes of demons....buahahahahahahahaha what a massive cuck lol.

The baby owlbear is proof of it.

Belgian Russian cold war when?

They also kicked USSR from world cup 1986. I hate belgians. Soviet team was really good that year.

 

[Lacrymas]

What even is this thread anymore.

 

[Thac0]

What even is this thread anymore.

Unlike the rest of the internet the codex doesn't get more hyped the sooner a big release draws, but it gets more agitated.

 

[NJClaw]

What even is this thread anymore.

A place of introspection, dignity and eye-opening questions:

Is there a well sexually experienced woman there? Can some experienced woman actually do proper expert statement if it's pleasurable for a woman, and where is the best place to kiss normal female feet?

Assuming washed feet and for sex.

 

[Alienman]

What even is this thread anymore.

Time to split Infinitron Roguey

Spoiler

 

[Roguey]

Time to split

Not a mod so no thread-splitting powers and let's face it this thread is a waste of time to read or participate in unless there's brand new information.