Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Grauken]

Lyric Suite cycle​

1. comes here to cope guys you won't believe what just happened!

Sounds like my grandma watching TV (when she was still alive)

 

[MerchantKing]

YUo plAyEd iT tHaT meAns U liEk it
YOu diDnT play it uCaNt criTiCizE it

Would just expect someone who constantly tells people to stop touching poop would not be touching that poop that whole time and planning on continuing to touch the poop for another 50 hours, that's all.

I'm sure Plumbers are just scat fetishists and want to fuck pipes.

 

[Avarize]

I just don't understand how it's possible that this was necessary. Tactician is already so easy 90% of the time for me and I'm a mediocre player at best.

Oh sweet summer child, you vastly underestimate how bad some people are at virtually anything.

I read a reddit thread the other day of someone asking a simple question that could be answered by simply reading a tooltip. When people explained, he just kept asking 'why?' the deeper the conversation went, when every question he asked was literally explained in the next tooltip.

How some people manage to live without a voice whispering in their ears to breath in and out, is beyond me.

Could you link that thread?

 

[toro]

quality writing. it hurts.

Spoiler

 

[Kiste]

Would just expect someone who constantly tells people to stop touching poop would not be touching that poop that whole time and planning on continuing to touch the poop for another 50 hours, that's all.

I'm sure Plumbers are just scat fetishists and want to fuck pipes.

Isn't scatology famously a nanatic thing?

 

[Lyric Suite]

I critisized Kingdom Come Deliverance for siding too much on the side of criminality but in restrospective that game was fucking Shakespeare compared to this. And imagine attempting to put a bromance like that of Harry and Hans Capon in a game like this without instantly devolving into gay sex, completely missing the point in the process.

 

[Grauken]

YUo plAyEd iT tHaT meAns U liEk it
YOu diDnT play it uCaNt criTiCizE it

Would just expect someone who constantly tells people to stop touching poop would not be touching that poop that whole time and planning on continuing to touch the poop for another 50 hours, that's all.

I'm sure Plumbers are just scat fetishists and want to fuck pipes.

Plumbers get paid for their services

 

[Gargaune]

Since the creche is brought up I kind of want to mention a pet peeve of mine about it.

Lae'zel didn't make it, do I still get a chance to sack "explore" the Gith compound at some point?

 

[toro]

I'm actually bored with this thing btw lmao.

The shit writing just killed it for me and it seems i can't muster the motivation to keep going.

I might try again once the definitive super duper edition is out but for now i'll have to call it quits.

The game is Pillows of Eternity level of blandness. I've reached Act 3 but I cannot take it anymore.

 

[Kiste]

I've reached Act 3 but I cannot take it anymore.

Gale disagrees.

 

[hivemind]

I'm actually bored with this thing btw lmao.

The shit writing just killed it for me and it seems i can't muster the motivation to keep going.

I might try again once the definitive super duper edition is out but for now i'll have to call it quits.

The game is Pillows of Eternity level of blandness. I've reached Act 3 but I cannot take it anymore.

what the fuck did you say you little postenago

 

[janior]

Act 3 has some bugs but overall it's remarkably polished for a modern game.

Sadly a 7/10 game is now considered a 10/10 revolutionary piece of work due to how awful the industry is right now.
edit: great patch, they fixed the performance issues seems like

 

[Barbarian]

"Over a thousand bugfixes" my ass. Reminder that these phoneys are fake hyping even early patches.

And nothing of note added. If patch 2 is really just performance instead of what they announced some days ago(actual community requests) then Swen deserves the rope.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

This is the 1.0 release. Any features will be months down the line.

 

[AwesomeButton]

• Minthara no longer references irrelevant topics or passes judgement on companions more than once.
• Fixed the dialogue flow when dating Minthara.
• Fixed Minthara's body disappearing at camp after you decide to bring a sweet moment to a terrible end.
• You can no longer recruit both Halsin and Minthara to camp in the same playthrough.
• If Wyll isn't recruited, he will now recognise Avatar Karlach and initiate dialogue.

YUo plAyEd iT tHaT meAns U liEk it

Yes, if you play it more than 10 hours.

YOu diDnT play it uCaNt criTiCizE it

With enough games behind your back, you can criticize a game you haven't played.

 

[hivemind]

they removed the forced homosexuality with gale

really unhappy about that, gonna write them a strongly worded letter

 

[Grauken]

YUo plAyEd iT tHaT meAns U liEk it

Yes, if you play it more than 10 hours.

10 hours, Fedora likely has played a 100 by this point

 

[janior]

YUo plAyEd iT tHaT meAns U liEk it

Yes, if you play it more than 10 hours.

10 hours, Fedora likely has played a 100 by this point

you gotta really hate yourself if you spent this much time playing a game you dislike

 

[Barbarian]

This is the 1.0 release. Any features will be months down the line.

Even the bugfinder games were released with actual ending implemented.

This is made even more egregious by the shitheads actually hyping "17000 ending variations" and a "15 minute epilogue" in the press just weeks before release.

 

[Modron]

you gotta really hate yourself if you spent this much time playing a game you dislike

If you've thrown tens upon tens of hours at something you might as well finish it off, some people are just completionists.

 

[Fedora Master]

It really chafes your butthole doesn't it

No?

Let me reiterate it again for Redditbrained scumsuckers like you:
"Don't touch the poop" refers to continually doing so after a game has proven to be shit. This is the case for, say, Skyrim or Fallout 4 or CP77. BG3 is fairly new, although it IS reaching that state of poop-ness by now.

Im playing it because theres nothing else to play right now anyway and it at least manages to hold my attention, up until Act 3 at least. People - YOUR PEOPLE - claimed that playing Durge is "way better" so I tried that too but they were wrong obviously.

Everything I said would happen with the game has happened. Shit writing, falls apart by the third act, shit ruleset made shitter by Larian, journo and tranny pandering... It's all there.

 

[Orud]

Lae'zel didn't make it, do I still get a chance to sack "explore" the Gith compound at some point?

Yes, there are other quests in the same area that'll guide you to it.

 

[Fedora Master]

I critisized Kingdom Come Deliverance for siding too much on the side of criminality but in restrospective that game was fucking Shakespeare compared to this. And imagine attempting to put a bromance like that of Harry and Hans Capon in a game like this without instantly devolving into gay sex, completely missing the point in the process.

There's something to be said when we, people with very different overall outlooks, come to the exact same conclusions regarding the game.

 

[Modron]

People - YOUR PEOPLE - claimed that playing Durge is "way better" so I tried that too but they were wrong obviously.

Who are my people, I haven't bought this game nor wasted my bandwith to acquire it.

 

[Darkwind]

• Made it less ambiguous that you're starting a romance with Gale when choosing certain dialogue options.

They fixed the assrape.

Says the guy with an knobby spiky alien dick as an avatar pic... only on the Codex.