Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

 

[AwesomeButton]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

Who wants to look like an inbred anglo anyway?

 

[Shaki]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slave.

Agreed, I spent far too long in the character creator trying to make a white male look decent. In the end my char looks like a special snowflake badass fuckboy, but fuck it, I kinda like it, maybe I'm also turning into a redditor

 

[raeven]

I hope that now everyone can see why I've defended the game for so long (despite the trannyism).

The RPG elements are very solid. Reactions within reactions.

The ruleset is, of course, garbage, but it's 5E, so it's not like we could expect much.

This is the codex. If you're not hating on every popular game made after the year 2000, you will be mocked and told you are stupid.

No one here wants to admit that D:OS 2 was twice the game Baldur's Gate 1 or 2 ever was in pretty much every dimension (except the story, but oh well). They're not going to start now.

 

[Shaki]

This is the codex. If you're not hating on every popular game made after the year 2000, you will be mocked and told you are stupid.

No one here wants to admit that D:OS 2 was twice the game Baldur's Gate 1 or 2 ever was in pretty much every dimension (except the story, but oh well). They're not going to start now.

Nigger, I can admit that BG3 has some redeeming qualities, but gtfo with that D:OS 2 bs, that game was absolute dogshit in literally every aspect.

 

[Takamori]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

Humans the more I pay attention. Besides the classic Vault Dweller face, Larian put effort to make it the worse experience possible both visually and gameplay wise. I'm browsing the other races and I'm like wow they don't look like deformed beasts even fucking Orc has the handsome squidward template.

 

[Shaki]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

Humans the more I pay attention. Besides the classic Vault Dweller face, Larian put effort to make it the worse experience possible both visually and gameplay wise. I'm browsing the other races and I'm like wow they don't look like deformed beasts even fucking Orc has the handsome squidward template.

Tbh I tried to make a sexy degenerate tiefling guardian for my PC, but 90% of female tiefling faces looked like niggers, not even kidding. Maybe males are better tho. Anyway, human aren't the only ones fucked.

 

[Fedora Master]

I am getting slightly miffed.
Perception Check Success- Okay, cool for WHAT?
Also the freeform approach to adventuring means Ive mostly been running around aimlessly trying to find things I can actually solve, of which there aren't many.

 

[Takamori]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

Humans the more I pay attention. Besides the classic Vault Dweller face, Larian put effort to make it the worse experience possible both visually and gameplay wise. I'm browsing the other races and I'm like wow they don't look like deformed beasts even fucking Orc has the handsome squidward template.

Tbh I tried to make a sexy degenerate tiefling guardian for my PC, but 90% of female tiefling faces looked like niggers, not even kidding. Maybe males are better tho. Anyway, human aren't the only ones fucked.

Problem is the cute tiefling faces are NPC exclusive, there is a mod that unlock those faces in Nexus.

 

[racofer]

For a game that boasted about its character customization, I find it funny how you are unable to fully customize your face like games more than a decade before have been doing.

 

[vitellus]

codex: "this game sucks!"

also codex: "the spankbank has been refilled"

 

[gongal]

For a game that boasted about its character customization, I find it funny how you are unable to fully customize your face like games more than a decade before have been doing.

Yeah, sure... But could you customize your vulva back then?

 

[Mojobeard]

The carpet doesn't even match the drapes

 

[Naraya]

This is the codex. If you're not hating on every popular game made after the year 2000, you will be mocked and told you are stupid.

100 agree. I'll say even more - this is the main reason I am on this site.

 

[jaekl]

Yeah, you can't find pornography *anywhere* these days. Thank goodness we have dungeons and dragons now

 

[Shaki]

Yeah, you can't find pornography *anywhere* these days. Thank goodness we have dungeons and dragons now

And Tyranicon

 

[Joggerino]

The lack of Aryan male faces for humans is annoying. The choices were basically several varieties of Jew, a black or two and a Slav.

Humans the more I pay attention. Besides the classic Vault Dweller face, Larian put effort to make it the worse experience possible both visually and gameplay wise. I'm browsing the other races and I'm like wow they don't look like deformed beasts even fucking Orc has the handsome squidward template.

It perfectly shows how correct this thread is.
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/total-war-on-beauty-in-video-games-the-thread.147452/

 

[raeven]

This is the codex. If you're not hating on every popular game made after the year 2000, you will be mocked and told you are stupid.

100 agree. I'll say even more - this is the main reason I am on this site.

It's sad when people can't recognize gems like D:OS 2 for what they are because of nostalgia glasses. Baldurs Gate 1&2 had way less C&C and reactivity than D:OS 2, not to mention worse combat. They were good games, but far from perfect.

I'll concede that BGs story is superior though, no doubt. Although D:OS 2 has its moments.

 

[jaekl]

Yeah, you can't find pornography *anywhere* these days. Thank goodness we have dungeons and dragons now

And Tyranicon

He makes an honest, straight up porn game which is respectable. These guys are tacking porn on to my whimsical fantasy adventure which is a sex assault against me.

 

[Grauken]

I'm sad, my little intellect devourer died in the crash

 

[Jvegi]

I should be looking for a job to buy a pc capable of playing BG3, but I'm prepping my BG1 SCS playthrough instead.

 

[Hag]

codex: "this game sucks!"

also codex: "the spankbank has been refilled"

Pubic hair ? In 2023 ? Wow, I could almost get interested in playing actually, just to support such a bold and noble endeavour.

 

[Shaki]

I should be looking for a job to buy a pc capable of playing BG3

You can always pay Nvidia jews like 10$/month and play in cloud, that's what I'm doing, I'm not buying a new PC for one game, when after finishing it I'll be back to playing Battle Brothers and Crusader Kings 99% of the time

 

[OttoQuitmarck]

I'm playing a monk and this game has the most monk reactivity I have ever seen in any RPG ever. Incline?

 

[Jvegi]

I should be looking for a job to buy a pc capable of playing BG3

You can always pay Nvidia jews like 10$/month and play in cloud, that's what I'm doing, I'm not buying a new PC for one game, when after finishing it I'll be back to playing Battle Brothers and Crusader Kings 99% of the time

Like I have 10$, lol.