Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[jf8350143]

They introduced patch 4 and make chapter 3 literally unplayable. The game will lag so hard it take minutes before the NPC even show up on the screen. All those patches with their long ass patch notes, pretending to improve the game when all they do is make the game even buggier than launch.

It's been more than a fucking week and they still haven't fixed the bug. There is a solution on Reddit 10 days ago, right after the patch is out.

What the fuck are they doing? Busy sucking each other off to prepare for the TGA?

 

[Black]

And you can't even blame them about not talking about gameplay because...

 

[Maxie]

And you can't even blame them about not talking about gameplay because...

you will read kotaku fawn over baldur's gay 3 director's cut when they patch in chapter 3 in a year or so

 

[Sibelius]

They introduced patch 4 and make chapter 3 literally unplayable. The game will lag so hard it take minutes before the NPC even show up on the screen. All those patches with their long ass patch notes, pretending to improve the game when all they do is make the game even buggier than launch.

It's been more than a fucking week and they still haven't fixed the bug. There is a solution on Reddit 10 days ago, right after the patch is out.

What the fuck are they doing? Busy sucking each other off to prepare for the TGA?

I was finishing the game just as patch 4 came out, had Wyll's last quest and the final battle/Laezel's quest to finish. I have a ton of mods and was concerned about the patch breaking my game, so I actually went offline so the game didn't update when launching. Finished the game and turns out it was a blessing to not update. On a related note, I used the Better Aesthetics mod, never seen the city without it, the finale's pre-rendered cutscenes in the city (that the mod cannot change) really showcase the benefits of that mod.

 

[Shig]

And you can't even blame them about not talking about gameplay because...

I am consistently amazed that Shitaku still exists.

 

[Padzi]

And you can't even blame them about not talking about gameplay because...

I guessing bear sex took the number 1 spot?

 

[Desiderius]

And you can't even blame them about not talking about gameplay because...

I am consistently amazed that Shitaku still exists.

Phags have a lot of free time and expendable income.

 

[Crispy]

How come I haven't seen any sex scenes in this game? I mean honestly, none of them.

Is it because I keep telling all the queers in my party I'm not a polesmoker like they are?

 

[Black]

You're inherently unsexable.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

How come I haven't seen any sex scenes in this game? I mean honestly, none of them.

Is it because I keep telling all the queers in my party I'm not a polesmoker like they are?

Why do you have only queers in your party?

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

I don't know if it does anything for you, but having them as females disgusts me just as much, because I know they're faggots in a woman's body.

I'd prefer someone cut out the mental disease from the game, rather than making it more acceptable to men. The mod is just helping push the agenda and accustom men to fuck trannies.

 

[Yosharian]

Someone's got issues

 

[Yosharian]

They introduced patch 4 and make chapter 3 literally unplayable. The game will lag so hard it take minutes before the NPC even show up on the screen. All those patches with their long ass patch notes, pretending to improve the game when all they do is make the game even buggier than launch.

It's been more than a fucking week and they still haven't fixed the bug. There is a solution on Reddit 10 days ago, right after the patch is out.

What the fuck are they doing? Busy sucking each other off to prepare for the TGA?

Huh I wondered why the game was freezing.

What's the solution?

 

[Fedora Master]

Thread has officially reached the point where it's the same half-dozen faggots jerking each other off perpetually.

 

[Cryomancer]

What more to talk about? The last patch which was probably made by diversity hires and broke the game performance?

 

[Swen]

Thread has officially reached the point where it's the same half-dozen faggots jerking each other off perpetually.

Game awards coming up soon though.

 

[SmilingGorion]

Any word on when the modding tools are set to release? Since there is nothing wrong with my testicles, I'd only consider a second playthrough with overhauling mods.

 

[Lucas]

What if Swen managed to convince EA to let him handle a Ultima reboot (I know, far fetched, but who knows after the commercial success of BG3) ? We always read about how Ultima VII is his favourite CRPG ever (but yeah, he's probably just hinting at Divinity 3)

 

[Jaesun]

What if Swen managed to convince EA to let him handle a Ultima reboot (I know, far fetched, but who knows after the commercial success of BG3) ? We always read about how Ultima VII is his favourite CRPG ever (but yeah, he's probably just hinting at Divinity 3)

The Ultima series is dead.

 

[Lodis]

I'm always amused at the sheer amount of vitriol somebody gets when they mention they killed Astarion when he tries snacking on them in the middle of night. The normal reaction to a vampire should be to stake them, but I guess the BG3 fanbase reaction is to suck his dick.

 

[Cryomancer]

My reaction would be to freeze him and conduct experiments on him to discover why he is not being hurt by sunlight. And very painful experiments so I could learn more about undeath and vampirism.

 

[0sacred]

My reaction would be to freeze him and conduct experiments on him to discover why he is not being hurt by sunlight. And very painful experiments so I could learn more about undeath and vampirism.

a true nutritional scientist cryomancer would freeze him to learn more about the conversation of meat

 

[jf8350143]

They introduced patch 4 and make chapter 3 literally unplayable. The game will lag so hard it take minutes before the NPC even show up on the screen. All those patches with their long ass patch notes, pretending to improve the game when all they do is make the game even buggier than launch.

It's been more than a fucking week and they still haven't fixed the bug. There is a solution on Reddit 10 days ago, right after the patch is out.

What the fuck are they doing? Busy sucking each other off to prepare for the TGA?

Huh I wondered why the game was freezing.

What's the solution?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGat...y_bug_pc_only/?share_id=O7T6t8ucCV8-laK3lwiFd

it's on the reddit. Pc only though cause it requires using mod.

 

[Swen]

How will rpg codex incels cope?

 

[Cryomancer]

Did you read some negative reviews? Lots of them are "din't run in my potato pc" or "don t have localization in my shithole dialect". VEry few negative reviews have good points criticizing 5e awful ruleset for eg.