Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[BruceVC]

How am I supposed to play a big barbarian in this game when all male voice sets sound like Californian gender studies students?! Swen, give us at least one rough, masculine voice set ffs. Even Pillars of Eternity did it better, and that game was made by Californians.

Have you looked if there is a mod for this?

 

[ferratilis]

There are some mods, but I'm worried what happens if I start a playthrough with them, and there's an update, does the save file become corrupted or something?

I like this one:


Also, what a surprise, a lot of mods for this game are even more degenerate than the game itself:

 

[ERYFKRAD]

How am I supposed to play a big barbarian in this game when all male voice sets sound like Californian gender studies students?! Swen, give us at least one rough, masculine voice set ffs. Even Pillars of Eternity did it better, and that game was made by Californians.

All games should let a fella use Tony Jay's voicepak from IWD.

 

[BruceVC]

Again the party members are ass in this game. Not a single Espirit de corps bro you can ride with. Absolutely pathetic from cucks at Larian. No idea how to write a proper bro, just a bunch of cringey faggots

There are plenty of bro characters. They just all want to have sex with you.

The sex stuff just shows how perverse the devs are. It ruins everything in the game, including the main story. Nothing takes you out of a game like constant idiocy.

There is a foundation of halfway decent dialog and character writing there, but it's buried underneath the giant shit the devs took on it for no reason.

Edgy, only you and I understand the significance of Lolth redemption arcs in an RPG

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Again the party members are ass in this game. Not a single Espirit de corps bro you can ride with. Absolutely pathetic from cucks at Larian. No idea how to write a proper bro, just a bunch of cringey faggots

There are plenty of bro characters. They just all want to have sex with you.

The sex stuff just shows how perverse the devs are. It ruins everything in the game, including the main story. Nothing takes you out of a game like constant idiocy.

There is a foundation of halfway decent dialog and character writing there, but it's buried underneath the giant shit the devs took on it for no reason.

Edgy, only you and I understand the significance of Lolth redemption arcs in an RPG

Stupid spiderfucker.

 

[whydoibother]

How am I supposed to play a big barbarian in this game when all male voice sets sound like Californian gender studies students?! Swen, give us at least one rough, masculine voice set ffs. Even Pillars of Eternity did it better, and that game was made by Californians.

All games should let a fella use Tony Jay's voicepak from IWD.

All games should use the voice packs from Worms: Armageddon.

 

[BruceVC]

There are some mods, but I'm worried what happens if I start a playthrough with them, and there's an update, does the save file become corrupted or something?

I like this one:


Also, what a surprise, a lot of mods for this game are even more degenerate than the game itself:

Normally you can find the type of impact on the posts section on Nexus for each specific mod

Or you can ask the question and people normally respond, the Posts section is very informative for this type of concern

 

[BruceVC]

Again the party members are ass in this game. Not a single Espirit de corps bro you can ride with. Absolutely pathetic from cucks at Larian. No idea how to write a proper bro, just a bunch of cringey faggots

There are plenty of bro characters. They just all want to have sex with you.

The sex stuff just shows how perverse the devs are. It ruins everything in the game, including the main story. Nothing takes you out of a game like constant idiocy.

There is a foundation of halfway decent dialog and character writing there, but it's buried underneath the giant shit the devs took on it for no reason.

Edgy, only you and I understand the significance of Lolth redemption arcs in an RPG

Stupid spiderfucker.

No we discussed this and we all agreed, Romance in her Drow form is fine

What kind of degenerate wants to fuck a spider ?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Again the party members are ass in this game. Not a single Espirit de corps bro you can ride with. Absolutely pathetic from cucks at Larian. No idea how to write a proper bro, just a bunch of cringey faggots

There are plenty of bro characters. They just all want to have sex with you.

The sex stuff just shows how perverse the devs are. It ruins everything in the game, including the main story. Nothing takes you out of a game like constant idiocy.

There is a foundation of halfway decent dialog and character writing there, but it's buried underneath the giant shit the devs took on it for no reason.

Edgy, only you and I understand the significance of Lolth redemption arcs in an RPG

Stupid spiderfucker.

No we discussed this and we all agreed, Romance in her Drow form is fine

What kind of degenerate wants to fuck a spider ?

@generic giant spider would want to know your location.

 

[Grauken]

Again the party members are ass in this game. Not a single Espirit de corps bro you can ride with. Absolutely pathetic from cucks at Larian. No idea how to write a proper bro, just a bunch of cringey faggots

There are plenty of bro characters. They just all want to have sex with you.

The sex stuff just shows how perverse the devs are. It ruins everything in the game, including the main story. Nothing takes you out of a game like constant idiocy.

There is a foundation of halfway decent dialog and character writing there, but it's buried underneath the giant shit the devs took on it for no reason.

Edgy, only you and I understand the significance of Lolth redemption arcs in an RPG

Stupid spiderfucker.

No we discussed this and we all agreed, Romance in her Drow form is fine

What kind of degenerate wants to fuck a spider ?

just put those terms into google picture search and you have your answer

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I like this one:

lmao. This one is amazing.

 

[Sarathiour]

Doubt

You can tell he wanted to think of himself as Ciri's surrogate father but he was shitty at it and left the real work to Vesemir.

A father isn't a pedophile though. I mean the twelve year old barmaid from "A Shard of Ice".

Gahbreeil tried this shit already here https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/the-witcher-or-how-i-lost-my-childhood.140413/

Shamelessly trying to get nominated again this year by reposting a two years old thread.

You had my vote back then Gahbreeil, but this is just lazy.

 

[Swen]

I like this one:

lmao. This one is amazing.

I like Style N, hairstyle amazing too

 

[ERYFKRAD]

That neck though

 

[Fedora Master]

The unique non ugly romance option for males is Shadowheart.

We found your problem, you have shit taste

You figured this out only now?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The unique non ugly romance option for males is Shadowheart.

We found your problem, you have shit taste

You figured this out only now?

At least 90% of rpg players ignore the red flag of magefaggotry.

 

[Desiderius]

Doubt

You can tell he wanted to think of himself as Ciri's surrogate father but he was shitty at it and left the real work to Vesemir.

A father isn't a pedophile though. I mean the twelve year old barmaid from "A Shard of Ice".

Gahbreeil tried this shit already here https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/the-witcher-or-how-i-lost-my-childhood.140413/

Desiderius I beseech thee to glance upon the thread hitherlinked.

Destructive misreading

Geralt sees himself as avenging angel for whatever broke this poaster.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

Is this immature?

it's shit AI art, so yes. Your game barely have any descent hentai out of it, shows how low and gay quality wise it is.

What I can't figure out is why I don't get any dialog options to have sexy time with the one person in camp whom I'd be interested in (the goth chick).

She's lesbian.

 

[Hagashager]

How am I supposed to play a big barbarian in this game when all male voice sets sound like Californian gender studies students?! Swen, give us at least one rough, masculine voice set ffs. Even Pillars of Eternity did it better, and that game was made by Californians.

There is absolutely no one here who talks like the male voices in BG3.

Source: am Californian.

They all sound like Londoners to me, or people trying to sound like Londoners.

 

[NecroLord]

Source: am Californian.

 

[Hagashager]

Source: am Californian.

 

[MerchantKing]

I like this one:

lmao. This one is amazing.

The best part is the Bogdanoff Shadowheart

 

[agris]

I like this one:

lmao. This one is amazing.

Is that what the game normally looks like? Are all the NPCs so uncanny valley? Her neck is like a giraffes and she moves like a marionette…

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Is that what the game normally looks like? Are all the NPCs so uncanny valley? Her neck is like a giraffes and she moves like a marionette…

The animation in the scene was probably rigged for the whole model. So, it's stretching the female model to be in the same position as the male was.

It reminds me of the poor animations in Bloodlines.

 

[Padzi]

They are all traps anyway.