Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

Public in name only in the BlackRock/401K era in any event.

Maybe dial back the old opportunism a little lest you end up in the same place by another name.

Can't go public when tencent owns 30% of the fucking studio.

 

[Sunri]

Why they are only white people on this picture? is this company bigotet?

 

[Hydro]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

Thing is, even despite all these awards, it will never gain the cult status with its most adhered followers being the shameful batch of infantile groupies. Which is shame because it was so close, but you just don’t have the required genetics.

Fun game, tho.

 

[Infinitron]

And the obligatory Bulgarian award:

 

[Swen]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

Thing is, even despite all these awards, it will never gain the cult status with its most adhered followers being the shameful batch of infantile groupies. Which is shame because it was so close, but you just don’t have the required genetics.

Fun game, tho.

There are already 1.9 million degenerates in the BG3 subreddit. A number other crpg's can only dream of.

 

[Swen]

Public in name only in the BlackRock/401K era in any event.

Maybe dial back the old opportunism a little lest you end up in the same place by another name.

Can't go public when tencent owns 30% of the fucking studio.

Most intelligent third world favella monkey....

 

[Desiderius]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

Thing is, even despite all these awards, it will never gain the cult status with its most adhered followers being the shameful batch of infantile groupies. Which is shame because it was so close, but you just don’t have the required genetics.

Fun game, tho.

There are already 1.9 million degenerates in the BG3 subreddit. A number other crpg's can only dream of.

Somebody's got to drag them from the primordial ooze back to primitive humanity.

Glad you stepped up to the plate.

 

[raeven]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

It's the first game that deserved it too.

 

[Fedora Master]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

It certainly deserves them. Just not the way you think.

 

[Swen]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

It certainly deserves them. Just not the way you think.

Explain your cope theory I want to laugh.

 

[Fedora Master]

BG3 is the first game ever to win all of these awards:

BAFTA
GDC
Golden Joystick
DICE
TGA

Not even Elden Ring, Zelda TOTK or Witcher 3 achieved that.

It certainly deserves them. Just not the way you think.

Explain your cope theory I want to laugh.

Nigger, these awards are specifically made to recognize cucked wokeshit media.
BAFTA, lmao

 

[Fedora Master]

Klaus Schwab will personally fly to Belgistan and shake Swen's hand in recognition of all the good work he did.

 

[Sweeper]

So, newer folks may be tied to straight builds while power gaming psychos may spend 3 weeks building or planning out their character. I, unfortunately in all games, fall into the power gaming psycho category who tries to hide his tears when accidentally picking the wrong feat upon level up.

You're part of the master race brother. There's no need to apologize for it to the plebeians.

And the obligatory Bulgarian award:

fantadomat You've got some explaining to do.
Why was this... thing not beheaded with a knife, as per your custom?

 

[Snafkin]

 

[Litmanen]

Must be friend with The Wall

 

[Yosharian]

BG3 can be cringe at times but this video is way worse

 

[whydoibother]

And the obligatory Bulgarian award:

Fact: Bulgarians are the Most Powerful Race in the World.
Female vocals in the OST are from Mariya Anastasova, another Bulgarian.

 

[Swen]

And the obligatory Bulgarian award:

Fact: Bulgarians are the Most Powerful Race in the World.
Female vocals in the OST are from Mariya Anastasova, another Bulgarian.

Us belgians appreciate bulgarian people and other slavic people.

 

[Donald Gordon Lord]

Act 3, particularly the circus and certain NPCs is where the Larian Humour™ starts showing up despite being mostly absent from previous acts, I do wonder if there was a change in writing staff or something similar because it's very jarring going from the shadow death zombie zone to drag queens and evil clowns in less than an hour.

Act 3 is where I stopped playing… the Absolute army gets chunked offscreen (ok) and nobody seems to care, everyone is weirdly obsessed with Dribbles the Clown(? wat ?), lame psycho Harley Quinn, circus tranny, Nightsong the irritating turbodyke, and then that retarded flying elephant… absolute stupidity overload. Like being stuck at amateur comedy night. Fuck off.

I’ve always hated romances and shit in rpgs, who tf cares, it’s always cringe.

NWN by Larian would be awful, ya let’s hear about how Duncan’s gay boyfriend summoned Belhiefet by fucking a lizard man and now we need to make a Frankenstein monster out of him because he hid the Whisk of Selune we need to whip up a magic pancake or whatever. No thanks.

 

[Yosharian]

Alright next game I run I am going to have the PCs go on a side quest to track down the Whisk of Selune

 

[Donald Gordon Lord]

Actually, IWD remake by Obsidian would be the best imo, thought the White March expansion was pretty fun.

 

[Fedora Master]

Valeria is especially egregious.
The thing is an idiot. Hollyphants are Lawful Good, the moment you gave it proof of the Dead Three Conspiracy it should have plane shifted back home and alerted the "proper" authorities. Instead it sits around being useless. And then you're supposed to feel guilty for sacrificing it?

 

[Hagashager]

Is that what Valeria is? Are Hollyphants Trans? That's what gets me most. I just...can't get over the trans elephant. Transgender pachyderms are simply too much for me and all that

 

[Swen]

Community update:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1086940/Baldurs_Gate_3/

 

[Swen]

Larian best RPG dev in the world confirmed. Haters gonna hate and seethe