NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Hümmelgümpf]

I hate you, larpingdude. I hope you get eaten by a grue.

 

[Black]

Hey, another funny post by Cassidy. That's second now.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

I registered while playing Morrowind. I was looking for that damn puzzle box like a million other folks. After I found it I stayed and helped the next million folks find that puzzle box and guide them in the right direction.

Haha, so she belongs to the idiot crowd who can't find anything without a compass, too.

Jesus fucking christ! How can one fail to find the puzzle box? It isn't even hidden.

That was probably the reason a lot of people had trouble finding it, ironically. They were sent off to the ancient ruin who's name defies linguistics and were probably expecting to do a bit more than walk casually past two bandits and into a storage room on the side-most probably went into the big bad dungeon when they saw the three doors. (because that's where the quest item ALWAYS is, right?)

Also: See what I did there?

 

[Kingston]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=784552

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

That's so depressing.

 

[Jasede]

I think I know for a fact everyone there is fakeposting.

 

[Kingston]

I sure hope so.

 

[Suicidal]

I doubt they'd write several thousand words long stories about their imaginary LARPage just for lulz.

 

[JarlFrank]

I doubt they'd write several thousand words long stories about their imaginary LARPage just for lulz.

Look at general discussion of the Codex. Then you know what people do just for the lulz.

 

[DraQ]

Blah, got suspended for bashing morons again.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I'm hoping that's a member of the Flat Earth Society who realises it's a pisstake and is, as it were, taking the piss.

 

[DraQ]

Assuming steady warning rate, 75% of my posting time in the land of bethstapo is behind me.

</drama>

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Blah, got suspended for bashing morons again.

You got suspended for that? :shock:

Good lord...Summer must be getting back into Cranky Grandma Mode.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

There's just no point in debating flat-earth advocates, creationists, etc.... they don't listen to science, evidence or reason, so what makes you think they'll listen to you on an internet forum?

 

[DraQ]

Blah, got suspended for bashing morons again.

You got suspended for that? :shock:

Good lord...Summer must be getting back into Cranky Grandma Mode.

Indeed. And you've correctly identified the mod responsible for enforcing equal rights for stupids.

 

[Jasede]

There's just no point in debating flat-earth advocates, creationists, etc.... they don't listen to science, evidence or reason, so what makes you think they'll listen to you on an internet forum?

Wait, you are saying flat-earth advocates exist? I am sure that was just a clever troll.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I'm not sure about advocates in general, but the Flat Earth Society is pretty much an organization set up on the principle of seeing how far you can take a clearly false argument. I believe our own whitemithrandir/Rosenphelia Godot took part in it. Unfortunately, I think some members take it seriously; for obvious reasons, it can be hard to tell.

 

[Hellraiser]

I just found a goldmine

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmes ... c=40178430

Basically one guy keeps defending Oblivions scaling enemies, loot etc. Some other idiots support him.

The level loot actual encourages exploration IMHO. How else are you going to fine those high level items?

You cannot buy things like the ring of the iron fist, necklace of swords etc.. So how do you fine them? You have to go look for them.

Do some of you want everything just dumped in your laps? Do you have to have it so simply structured so you KNOW that item X is at X location? Talk about being spoon fed.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I'm not sure about advocates in general, but the Flat Earth Society is pretty much an organization set up on the principle of seeing how far you can take a clearly false argument. I believe our own whitemithrandir/Rosenphelia Godot took part in it. Unfortunately, I think some members take it seriously; for obvious reasons, it can be hard to tell.

Yes, a lot of the people on the Flat Earth Society forums are just there for the lulz, as you point out. But there are hardcore nutters who actually believe that crap. Tom Bishop seems to be a genuine one. It doesn't surprise me, seeing as there are plenty of creationists in the world too. But it is rather saddening.

 

[Jaime Lannister]

Assuming steady warning rate, 75% of my posting time in the land of bethstapo is behind me.

</drama>

I have 75% too, 25% for making a fake "FO3 teaser is out" thread, and 50% for posting a link to Home of the Underdogs.

 

[DraQ]

Assuming steady warning rate, 75% of my posting time in the land of bethstapo is behind me.

</drama>

I have 75% too, 25% for making a fake "FO3 teaser is out" thread, and 50% for posting a link to Home of the Underdogs.

Mine are exclusively (IIRC) for pouring vitriol over agonizingly clueless.

 

[TehAzzhole]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=787989

 

[Lumpy]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=785436
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=784143
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=787123
Yeah, that's right. This has gone on long enough. Let's just stop.

 

[Müg]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=785436
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=784143
http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=787123
Yeah, that's right. This has gone on long enough. Let's just stop.

Drive: D:
Model: 16X8 DVD DUAL
Driver: c:\windows\system32\drivers\cdrom.sys, 5.01.2600.2180 (English), 8/4/2004 06:00:00, 49536 bytes

Drive: F:
Model: Generic DVD-ROM SCSI CdRom Device
Driver: c:\windows\system32\drivers\cdrom.sys, 5.01.2600.2180 (English), 8/4/2004 06:00:00, 49536 bytes

Drive: H:
Model: Generic DVD-ROM SCSI CdRom Device
Driver: c:\windows\system32\drivers\cdrom.sys, 5.01.2600.2180 (English), 8/4/2004 06:00:00, 49536 bytes

Drive: I:
Model: Generic DVD-ROM SCSI CdRom Device
Driver: c:\windows\system32\drivers\cdrom.sys, 5.01.2600.2180 (English), 8/4/2004 06:00:00, 49536 bytes

Drive: G:
Model: Generic DVD-ROM SCSI CdRom Device

can someone say "virtual drive"?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmes ... c=40155362

"You Sir, are no RPG"... lol